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So do you jerk it or shake it?

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  • Jerk it!

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  • Shake it!

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  • Both ofc!

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  1. 05-01-2009 09:31 PM #1
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    Default So do you jerk it or shake it?

    Jerk or shake after you piss?

    And please elaborate more on how many jerks you pull, or for how long you shake it!

    Maybe you do both? In what order?

    ~pce
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  2. 05-01-2009 09:32 PM #2
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    First in soontobe epic poast!
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  3. 05-01-2009 09:50 PM #3
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    jerk twice
    shake 2 seconds
    pat down 3 times
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  4. 05-01-2009 09:53 PM #4
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  5. 05-01-2009 10:10 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by OP
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    ur avatar + this statement made me lol.

    jerk it a course.
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  6. 05-01-2009 10:10 PM #6
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    I put my hands on my hips and hula.
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    wring it out

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  8. 05-01-2009 10:25 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    wring it out
    lol yeah, i used to be able to just piss and walk away but one day i suddenly found i had to wring it right from the gooch.. strange
    Listen to my music
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  9. 05-01-2009 10:58 PM #9
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  10. 05-01-2009 11:05 PM #10
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  11. 05-01-2009 11:21 PM #11
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    I grab it by the base, and then shake from side to side. The tip of my dick hits my left ass cheek, then my right ass cheek. Dry as a desert after that.
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  12. 05-02-2009 12:20 AM #12
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    I FLICK IT REALLY HARD WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER TWO OR THREE TIMES AND SAY, "YOU DONE?"


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  13. 05-02-2009 02:20 AM #13
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  14. 05-02-2009 02:22 AM #14
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    (10:08:44 PM) Bbickes: drinking every night
    (10:08:48 PM) Bbickes: and ballin hard all day
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  15. 05-02-2009 04:11 AM #15
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    Depends on the day.

    But usually I wipe it.
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  16. 05-02-2009 08:03 AM #16
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    I typically slap your mom if she doesn't lick it off right away...
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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  17. 05-02-2009 11:27 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    I typically slap your mom if she doesn't lick it off right away...
    This one is brutal. I like to shake (up and down) two or three times. Then squeeze the piss right out of it.
    Careful what you wish for.....you just may get it!
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  18. 05-02-2009 11:30 AM #18
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    lmao great thread.........jerk it ,,,,shake it ,,,,,then flick lightly
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  19. 05-02-2009 12:40 PM #19
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    I'll give my answer in youtube form:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpU78IeTx_c
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  20. 05-02-2009 01:22 PM #20
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    Hey dont you squirt some piss around the toilet when you shake it? thats why i jerk it!
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  21. 05-02-2009 01:48 PM #21
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    Actually I do jerk it, this thread just reminded me of that song.
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  22. 05-02-2009 01:53 PM #22
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    Fuck man para i love your new avatar;D
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  23. 05-02-2009 02:48 PM #23
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    In my area of the UK we say "do you milk it or shake it".

    I tend to do a mixture of both, usually milking first.
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  24. 05-02-2009 08:49 PM #24
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    I BLOT IT WITH A SMALL PIECE OF TOILET PAPER LIKE A BITCH


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  25. 05-02-2009 08:55 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    In my area of the UK we say "do you milk it or shake it".
    lol where's that?
    Listen to my music
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  26. 05-02-2009 11:38 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    In my area of the UK we say "do you milk it"?
    Funny...we call that jacking off in America
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  27. 05-03-2009 12:04 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZwiFT
    Fuck man para i love your new avatar;D
    haha I like yours too, that episode of hsp was hilarious. Her name's Maria Ozawa, you're welcome.
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  28. 05-03-2009 05:59 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    Quote Originally Posted by ZwiFT
    Fuck man para i love your new avatar;D
    haha I like yours too, that episode of hsp was hilarious. Her name's Maria Ozawa, you're welcome.
    Holy shit just found her on p*rnhub this is like christmas


    Edit: Damn, blurry puss
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  29. 05-03-2009 08:49 AM #29
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    pull back, lean back a few degrees; admire the shave job, bend the knees slightly for stability. Half jerk followed by 2 shakes and a high five.
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  30. 05-03-2009 10:24 AM #30
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    Shake up and down 2-40 times depending on how long its been since I've gotten some.

    as for the splashing question: nope. I gotz skillz. (small penis helps with this as well)
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  31. 05-03-2009 02:38 PM #31
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    I take my thumb and strike the top of my wang with it a couple times. Does no one do this?


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  32. 05-03-2009 04:26 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    I take my thumb and strike the top of my wang with it a couple times. Does no one do this?
    All by ur lonesome sir.
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  33. 05-03-2009 04:30 PM #33
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    where is the lick it option?
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    I accidentally the lick it option.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muzzard
    where is the lick it option?
    Muzz does that girl in your av have a name or she just a random? I think im in love with her
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZwiFT
    Quote Originally Posted by Muzzard
    where is the lick it option?
    Muzz does that girl in your av have a name or she just a random? I think im in love with her
    I think we all love her. I don't know her name, just random jailbait.
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    who is the bouncy asian in zwift sig??

    and mostly jerk it. the shake down gets messy. anyone who involves toilet paper with pissing is a girl
    do the right thing.
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  39. 05-03-2009 05:03 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-rabbit
    who is the bouncy asian in zwift sig??

    and mostly jerk it. the shake down gets messy. anyone who involves toilet paper with pissing is a girl
    I picked it up a random place, i saw wufwugy also had it posted somewhere.. Maybe he know's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    In my area of the UK we say "do you milk it or shake it".
    lol where's that?
    the beautiful south
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    Quote Originally Posted by ZwiFT
    Fuck man para i love your new avatar;D
    haha I like yours too, that episode of hsp was hilarious. Her name's Maria Ozawa, you're welcome.
    Google image search of "Maria Ozawa" is not time wasted.
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