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    Default so I just walked to my car...

    And there were definitely people fucking in the backseat of the car next to mine. Now, is this cool, or creepy? I can't decide.
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    Default Re: so I just walked to my car...

    A little of both?
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    def cool
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    You standing by window watching...creepy
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    You standing by window watching...cool
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    Default Re: so I just walked to my car...

    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    And there were definitely GIRLS fucking in the backseat of the car next to mine. Now, is this cool, or creepy? I can't decide.
    Definitely cool...
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    cool...if it's rocking don't come knocking.
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    I didnt see them actually partake in said act. When I realized car was bouncing, I skipped upon my merry way. I saw them making out, thats about it.
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    Now that the experience is over -- my first time seeing two people fuck in a car -- I'm kind of upset I didnt do something to either A) pissing them off (grabbing a video camera) or B) make them incredibly uncomfortable (walking up and sticking my face to the glass).

    Both of those would have been fucking awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Now that the experience is over -- my first time seeing two people fuck in a car -- I'm kind of upset I didnt do something to either A) pissing them off (grabbing a video camera) or B) make them incredibly uncomfortable (walking up and sticking my face to the glass).
    why not?
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    has anyone else in her been caught I got caught on my girlfriends 18th birthday and they said that i was a minor and my mom would have to come before they would let us go it was fo fucking imberrasing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    Lukie is visiting Courtie?
    When I said it was a 24 hour ride, I certainly wasn't talking about the car ride.

    Errm, wait, I guess I sorta was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    Lukie is visiting Courtie?
    When I said it was a 24 hour ride, I certainly wasn't talking about the car ride.

    Errm, wait, I guess I sorta was.
    another lukie fairytale...
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    you really missed a blatant hillarity oppertunity there.
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    I have a better story -

    walking down the subway platform two chicks from my college were making out hardcore gainst the subway wall, it was awesome. much better than this!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantaroth
    I have a better story -

    walking down the subway platform two chicks from my college were making out hardcore gainst the subway wall, it was awesome. much better than this!
    cell phone pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Coming out of the library I saw two dudes making out. I think I'm scarred.
    You opened your eyes and saw the reflection in the glass doors? You've lost that loving feeling.
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    my cell phone is barely a phone and now you want it to be a camera?

    I need a new phone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    you really missed a blatant hillarity oppertunity there.
    I did! And it didnt even cross my mind to do something humerous.
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    Well it might have been funny at first... how strong was the guy?

    Are you a canidate for getting your ass kicked for messing with him?

    If so, it wouldn't be funny for very long.. well to us it would, but to you - not so funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantaroth
    Well it might have been funny at first... how strong was the guy?

    Are you a canidate for getting your ass kicked for messing with him?

    If so, it wouldn't be funny for very long.. well to us it would, but to you - not so funny.
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    Ive only been caught by my ex's freind. That was fun. We were in the drive way of her other friends house, she was having a party. Ex and friend who found us were making out while I was driving over there, I almost crashed. I hold ex back and we start gettin down. Her freind returns looking for us and knocks on the window kinda laughing, until she notices that we arent just making out, and she .. well sees.. hah... good times..

    I also pulled a back seater in an airport parking garage once too. She was worried the car was shaking, and I kept telling her it wasnt knowing damn well that it was. Windows fogged up and all. Im pretty sure a few people had to walk by and realize what was going down.. good times..
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    you really missed a blatant hillarity oppertunity there.
    I did! And it didnt even cross my mind to do something humerous.

    obviously if the chick was hot then pissing at the side of the car and showing her what she was missing out on should have been of paramount importance.
    Wacking one out on the window could also have been humourous.
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    A few years ago I witnessed a BJ taking place at the Porter Square T station in Boston. Both participants were probably at least 50 years old. My friends and I just walked by as quickly as possible. It still makes me shudder to think about it.
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    Lets see... who have i been caught by... My brother, my grandpa, many of my friends, my friends mom on her couch...

    I once went to a party that was kind of in the middle of the woods. The house was pretty far back from the road aswell. There were two people having sex in grass on the side of the road right next to the driveway. This was a pretty damn big party too (~200 people) and there were tons of people walking by.

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    I dont think Ive ever actually caught anybody myself. Ive known its going down in the next room and stuff, but thats diff. One time however, there was a party and it kinda died down it was some girls and my freinds left. I walked into the bedroom and 3 of my freinds are with 2 girls fondling / making out. All heterosexual stuff obviously, but there obviously was some sharing involved. Either way it was a strange scene.
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    I was at a party where everyone was shit drunk and migrated into the pool next door. I witnessed three couples having sex in that pool.
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    morbid angel concert. she did not have any panties. (she was gross). i think but can't confirm that his fly was open. notice the guy up in the middle who bends over, guess he tries to confirm, he's headbanging or maybe about to vomit.

    i pulled out the camera, it was fun because everyone was pointing.


    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    ORDNINGS VAKT!! that guy is a bad ass, however the 'Head of Security' looks like a complete dweeb.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    he just tells all the ordningsvakts who to beat up
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandstorm
    morbid angel concert. she did not have any panties. (she was gross). i think but can't confirm that his fly was open. notice the guy up in the middle who bends over, guess he tries to confirm, he's headbanging or maybe about to vomit.

    i pulled out the camera, it was fun because everyone was pointing.



    At least 1 of those two people is dead or OD'ing.
    She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
    I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
    Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
    And I know what ladies like

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