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    Default So I'm going to try an avacado

    I'm under the impression that I'm supposed to like cut it in half and take out the seed shit or something. What part do I fucking eat?

    FYI, I've never tried it or really seen more than like 2 in my fucking lifetime except by accident when I stumbled into the produce section at Wal-Mart.
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    you mean like right now?
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    Default Re: So I'm going to try an avacado

    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    FYI, I've never tried it or really seen more than like 2 in my fucking lifetime except by accident when I stumbled into the produce section at Wal-Mart.
    well you have been seriously deprived for 'x' years.

    x=your age
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    one of the most important things to avocado enjoyment is ripeness

    most avocados need to be ripened a day or three
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    My favorite way to eat them is an avocado sandwich. It sounds weird, but slice it up, butter a couple pieces of bread, put the avocado on them, add garlic salt, enjoy.
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    Watch out, they're mushy.


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    is it really that complicated to work out which part to eat?

    hint: it's not the hard as diamond brown stone in the middle
    it's not the leathery black skin

    ancient man took millenia to work out the conundrum
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    is it really that complicated to work out which part to eat?

    hint: it's not the hard as diamond brown stone in the middle
    it's not the leathery black skin

    ancient man took millenia to work out the conundrum
    Well if you had thought about it, you might have figured out that I haven't SEEN THE INSIDE OF THE MOTHERFUCKER so I might not know what it looks like, yaknow?
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    Just wait until it is slightly mushy on the outside. If when you open it is a healthy green with a few dark patches eat it.
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    Cut it in two lengthwise around the pit then pull it apart. If you're not eating it immediately put some lemon juice on it cause it turns a brown really fast once it's exposed to air.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Cut it in two lengthwise around the pit then pull it apart. If you're not eating it immediately put some lemon juice on it cause it turns a brown really fast once it's exposed to air.
    So it has a pit like a peach or w/e?
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    it has a pit like a peach

    avocado is great on BLT's, made into guacamole or with some russian/french style dressing---i prefer honey mustard dressing on my avocado
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    cut into chunks w a little balsamic vinegar is nice
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    do a google search, "how to cut an avocado".

    i still dont believe you that youve never seen an avocado. its conceivable you haven't seen one in real life. its not conceivable that youve never seen one on tv or on the internet or at a restaurant where one of your friends had it in his/her dish.

    also spoon, have you had guacamole before? because the main ingredient in that is avocado.
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    my wife mixes the Avacodo with Mayonaise , garlic, a little lime juice. good stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    is it really that complicated to work out which part to eat?

    hint: it's not the hard as diamond brown stone in the middle
    it's not the leathery black skin

    ancient man took millenia to work out the conundrum
    A+
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    Okay so I cut the bastard open.

    Is it supposed to be kind of soft and mushy and shit?
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    I must admit, I was worried that this was another mastrubation thread before I opened it.
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    its not really that inconceivable. I go to culinary school with this kid who had not tried and avacado until our first block of school. In our parents life time, and even some of ours it was not common to find sour cream, cottage cheese, and cream cheese at your local grocer. Now think, spoon lives in the straight up boonies, is it that suprsing to you that he hasnt seen one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Watch out, they're mushy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Watch out, they're mushy.
    Ty. It tasted alright but the texture fucked with me a little.

    Yay for being outgoing.
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    Maybe I will try one soon. Although I have had guacamole before, so I guess I technically have consumed avocado before.
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    Dammit! Now I'm hungry for avocado's!

    Nice going!
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    wtf?

    is this some kind of alien fruit that's never been seen on earth before?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    is it that suprsing to you that he hasnt seen one?
    spoon quote
    except by accident when I stumbled into the produce section at Wal-Mart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    wtf?

    is this some kind of alien fruit that's never been seen on earth before?
    wtf? Are you a stander too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    is it that suprsing to you that he hasnt seen one?
    spoon quote
    except by accident when I stumbled into the produce section at Wal-Mart.

    AY AY AY! ¡UN AGUACATE, YO NO ENTIENDO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    wtf?

    is this some kind of alien fruit that's never been seen on earth before?
    wtf? Are you a stander too?
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