do a google search, "how to cut an avocado".

i still dont believe you that youve never seen an avocado. its conceivable you haven't seen one in real life. its not conceivable that youve never seen one on tv or on the internet or at a restaurant where one of your friends had it in his/her dish.

also spoon, have you had guacamole before? because the main ingredient in that is avocado.