So im shaving my balls, right...

[TylerK]

This is a great thread.

When choosing a multi-bladed razor, make sure all the blades are facing in the same direction.

||| = good
|-| = OH SHIT

[Warpe]

Q: What sound does a pubic hair make when it hits the floor?...


























A: {makes spitting sound}

(This joke is better performed live.)

[mrhappy333]

I was trying to figure out what a public hair was, lol!

[Alibi]

I want step by step instructions from a pro. Also, is a disposable razor ok?

[Alibi]

furthermore, what about those areas where it's hard to tell which way the grain is going?

[Galapogos]

furthermore, what about those areas where it's hard to tell which way the grain is going?

Just hack away dude, it's harder to cut yourself than you think.

[zook]

it's harder to cut yourself than you think.

qft

[boost]

furthermore, what about those areas where it's hard to tell which way the grain is going?

Just hack away dude, it's harder to cut yourself than you think.

yah .. pretty much you just have to avoid sliding the razor sideways... this is how you get cut. Try and follow the grain, but you wont lop off a ball if you go the wrong way once, just go the other way when you realize it.

[zook]

and go heavy on the conditioner

[Reidak]

I want step by step instructions from a pro. Also, is a disposable razor ok?

If you read the whole thread, you should get all the proper info.

My technique: always in the shower. Go in. Wash yourself, do what you do for about 5 minutes or so. Take some conditioner, and slather it on the areas in question. I usually wait a bit before i start to shave, like half a minute. I feel that it helps for some reason.

Disposable razors are ok, i wouldnt use it more than one or two times though.

Also, if your starting from scratch as in you have a ton of pubes, trim with scissors first. Its impossible to hack through all that with a blade.

Anywho; I usually shave againts the grain. Some people don't, I can understand why. I find it makes a smoother end product. Be carefull not to go over the same spots too many times or you will get razorburned.

What else.. rinse the blade alot, it gets jammed fast. reapply conditioner if needed. Afterwards you might want to throw some aftershave on it as it sounds like its your first time, and the area will probably be sensitive.

GL?

[Warpe]

Related question: boxers or briefs?

[bigspenda73]

boxerbriefs, come on dude, we've graduated highschool.....

[biondino]

Hi, I'm new here, and I want to find a lot of men talking about their balls. Is this the right place?

[bigred]

I once had a girl complain that my stubble burned her during sex. Thoughts?

[Reidak]

Yeah, you had stubble. shave.

dino: welcome

Boxers.

[biondino]

I prefer the tighter (but not vacuum packed) elasticated boxer in soft material, with a button fly. Dos this have a specific name?

(for full disclosure I have only trimmed. Though I did once try and bit of my gf's wax strip on my underballs. Every single follicle bled. Never again)

[Galapogos]

(for full disclosure I have only trimmed. Though I did once try and bit of my gf's wax strip on my underballs. Every single follicle bled. Never again)

So what? And it only does that when you're not used to it. Think about how impossibly smooth it was and how long it took to grow back!

[Da GOAT]

i shaved awhile back but havent doen it again.

I decided to shave bcoz my bro was shocked that i didnt shave. his thoughts weree ''women shave theirs so why wouldnt we do the same for them?'', this was my younger bro which kinda irritated me!!

BTW its bcoz im so lazy to do it again plus being 6ft6in its hard to bend and shave lol!!!

BTMFW::: I hated hated the 12 yr look of my body aftering shaving, Ill shave the balls,shaft etc but not the part between my belt line and shaft. NO WAY EVER AGAIN.

[zook]

So Jishu's still shaving his balls, but now it's WITH A DIAMOND ENCRUSTED RAZOR:

[grnydrowave2]

Aftershave?!

[pantherhound]

Thread is useless without bics

[meeloche]

quality bump

[ackthecat]

if ur a baller you have hair from your navel down

I really like this hair on my guy for some reason ...

Trimming pubes is the minimum a guy must do if he wants me to go down on him. While I'm down there though, if his balls are shaved, I'll for sure no question no hesitation suck on them. I won't even think about it if they're hairy though.

It's kinda the difference between the guy having to ask me and me deciding to do it myself without being told. If they're hairy, he'll have to say, "can you suck my balls?" before I even think about it. And then I'll probably not do it for very long. If they're clean and shaved though, I'll do it before he asks because I'll notice them and want to do it in the first place.

QFFT!

[dick_pump]

Personally, i liked my balls being sucked. last thing i want is to see one of my love bristles flossed between my dates' front teeth.

qft

[Reidak]

Stylin' the racing stripe still!

[Reidak]

When you think about it, 4200+ people clicked a link about my balls.

[a500lbgorilla]

Do you think you disappointed?

[zook]

Who are you and what have you done with Jishu?

[Reidak]

Most of this thread is quality from any artistic or political point of view.

Jishu is in a safe place.

[givememyleg]

i've never styled my pubes. maybe i'll try the ole racing stripe out in a week!

[Reidak]

Every few days I clean up. I now use shaving cream. Mach 5. The shaving cream speeds up the job and smells good. Really.

[Juked07]

I dunno I'm thinking about it. I need something to practice my shaving technique before I go near my sack.

Maybe get some Kiwi fruit

I don't think this got enough credit the first time.

Tried it today after seen this thread a couple days ago. I like. I was always scurred but now I'm not.

[mrhappy333]

tell us in 3 days if its still good, or all itchy and rashy.

[Pythonic]

Anyone ever use NADS?

[Deuce Blue]

tell us in 3 days if its still good, or all itchy and rashy.

This is the BIGGEST problem when I try and do any trimming. I'm not even shaving the patch or anything. Just using a trimmer or scissors and cutting it down. But the like a day later it gets itchy like crazy. Its like I have to go through a week of just insane itch, esp. if its hot. I've tryed the conditioner trick ( before and after ) and nothing helps. Suggestions or does anybody deal with this?? I would trim alot more if I didn't have to go through a week of hell with my hand glued to my crotch itching like a crab infested whore.

[Warpe]

http://www.my-no-no.com/

[zgpwns]

to itchy

[Juked07]

Me: [Tells 15 year old brother about this thread]
Him: You should try going to get a visectomy but after they shave you, just leave.

[Warpe]

Liberal at Tea Bag party:

[GatorJH]

best bump ever

[triumphant cracker]

i used some barbasol mentholated shaving cream..and it's like my balls just chewed a stick of winter fresh gum.

All that I can say is wow.. my balls are the happiest they have ever been without having a tongue wrapped around them.

[WillburForce]

not sure where this fits in this thread....but few years back, on hols with my family i leave my Gillete in the bathroom. Notice its not at sink but now in shower. My sister has used it to shave her armpits and legs (hopefully nothing else). I threw that shit out. WTF??? she thought i was being over the top!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! u used my razor ho!

[BennyLaRue]

My sister has used it to shave her armpits and legs (hopefully nothing else).

Dude, your sister is totally bald down south.

What's her #?

[WillburForce]

My sister has used it to shave her armpits and legs (hopefully nothing else).

Dude, your sister is totally bald down south.

What's her #?

$5 on PStars #'s all yours. $10 and you get a razor thrown in...

[Reidak]

to throw in my 2 cents, i have recently moved from shampoo / conditioner to shaving cream. At first i wasnt a fan but now i feel its the best way to go. Also, I apply more pressure now; much smoother and less irritating.

And sharing razors is really fucking gross. And super un-hygenic.

[WillburForce]

i haven't read this whole thread - and won't. but WTF???, do straight guys shave their balls and that????

FUCK! Man up, ur not women. I hate shaving my face, let alone by freaking ball sack.

[BennyLaRue]

$10 and you get a razor thrown in...

Now that's just un-hygenic.

[WillburForce]

$10 and you get a razor thrown in...

Now that's just un-hygenic.

$7 and a wet wipe?

[BennyLaRue]

Need pics as proof of sister before deal goes through.

[WillburForce]

Need pics as proof of sister before deal goes through.

nooooooooooo way man. Pstars transfer first.

[BennyLaRue]

This her?

????

[zook]

[Reidak]

permission to use that masterpiece as my avatar?

[zook]

granted

[WillburForce]

This her?

????

yep. $1 then. and you get change.

[Reidak]

bang, ty zook

[wufwugy]

the real trick is figuring out how to get a nice close shave on your ass/hole without getting razor bumps

[Warpe]

best bump ever

[Jack Sawyer]

so shaving is the best method? I've read multiple articles online saying shaving is not good at all for pubic hair. they recommend waxing (IIRC), but i'm not very comfortable with a stranger waxing my pubes. not to mention the pain.

[BennyLaRue]

but i'm not very comfortable with a stranger waxing my pubes

Really? Estheticians are often hot, or at least you can find a hot one pretty damn easily.

Hot girls are never strangers.

[Galapogos]

so shaving is the best method? I've read mul
tiple articles online saying shaving is not good at all for pubic hair. they recommend waxing (IIRC), but i'm not very comfortable with a stranger waxing my pubes. not to mention the pain.

Waxing is the most shocking pain ever. You cannot prepare for it. It's weird, you think you have an idea of what's coming, and it's not anything like you imagined.

It is doable though because obviously girls do it, and the pain is gone within seconds. It's just shockingly painful for those two seconds. I recommend you do it just to understand what I mean.

I've switched to Veeting. Not the same long lasting smooth you get with waxing, but it doesn't hurt.

[BennyLaRue]

I've switched to Veeting. Not the same long lasting smooth you get with waxing, but it doesn't hurt.

I'm concerned about applying chemicals to my wang. Trip report, pls?

[Galapogos]

I've switched to Veeting. Not the same long lasting smooth you get with waxing, but it doesn't hurt.

I'm concerned about applying chemicals to my wang. Trip report, pls?

Just make sure you follow the directions stricly (ie don't go even a minute over the amount of time you're supposed to keep it on for) and everything's fine you won't feel a thing. Except that shit's kinda cold when you first put it on.

[BennyLaRue]

Do you smell like perm below the equator after?

[boost]

It would certainly be weird having some random woman waxing your sack. However what really worries me is.. well .. rippage. I mean the scrotum is not always the most taught skin, and.. well idk it just scares me.

[Galapogos]

Do you smell like perm below the equator after?

Only during.

[Jack Sawyer]

I see, I was under the impression that Veet was just a brand of razor, like woman's Gilette.

[wufwugy]

ingrown hairs piss me the fuck off

[Galapogos]

I see, I was under the impression that Veet was just a brand of razor, like woman's Gilette.

No, the thing in the pack is a bladeless razor you use to wipe all the hairs off at the end like a squeegee.

[Jack Sawyer]

I see, but before veeting you have to trim George Bush to more Ghandi-like levels, right? W/ scissors (ouch)?

[jjbish]

So my son walks into bathroom ansd sees me with the trimmers before I hop into shower. He obv asked me what I was doing and I told him.

I then proceed to here him ask his mom. When will he be old enough to shave his junk.. lol so classic the look she gave me.

[Galapogos]

I see, but before veeting you have to trim George Bush to more Ghandi-like levels, right? W/ scissors (ouch)?

No. Unless maybe you have a bush that has never been trimmed or something. I've let it grow pretty far before though and the Veet just eats right through it like nothing.

[Stacks]

So im shaving Galapogo's balls, right...

[flomo]

i was going to get freaky and shave my balls but ended up jerking off >>> that edge shaving cream is very slippery

yes that is true


maybe tomorrow i'll shave my balls
i'll post pics if i do