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    Default sometimes it's nice to chat... - cliff notes added

    when you're 15-tabling to make everyone at the table be your friend

    cliff notes (as requested by swig) -
    it was an abusive table. I got it in with middle pair +NFD and it got even more heated... I was worried the droolers were going to leave, so i started supporting one, then the other. Highlights (?!) in bold - actually, doing this, it's kinda weak...

    Fossten: lolz
    Dealer: Kings Killers wins the pot ($48.95)
    Dealer: Hand #10880774881
    Kings Killers: ty
    Dealer: brooklynbmr has 5 seconds left to act
    Kings Killers: now life is good!!!
    Kings Killers: Shhh we are about to hear some
    screaing
    Fossten: lol
    Dealer: davenigma shows [6d Ad]
    Dealer: wbmsexy shows [Qs Tc]
    Dealer: davenigma shows three of a kind, Sixes
    Dealer: wbmsexy shows two pair, Queens and
    Sixes
    Dealer: davenigma wins the pot ($101.80) with
    three of a kind, Sixes

    Dealer: Hand #10880791344
    wbmsexy: NICE CATCH
    davenigma: ouch, sorry
    Fossten: jeez what a great laydown
    Kings Killers: here itcomes he types slow'
    Dealer: pceout has 15 seconds left to act
    Fossten: I had same hand as wbm, but I folded
    and he's a freaking donk
    brooklynbmr: QJ
    Kings Killers: wow, a very tiny small part of me
    feels bad for . . . oh i guess not
    Dealer: Tachihara has 15 seconds left to act
    wbmsexy: WHY SHUD I LAYD DOWN THE
    BEST HAND ON FLOP
    Dealer: Tachihara has timed out
    Fossten: oh man that is priceless, I had the exact
    same hand.
    Dealer: brooklynbmr wins the pot ($2.50)
    Dealer: Hand #10880804592
    Fossten: because it's risky dumbazz
    brooklynbmr: couldnt call with enigma
    Dealer: davenigma has 15 seconds left to act
    wbmsexy: LOL OK ITS GAMBLING DUM #&& HE
    HAS TO HIT NOT ME, AN DHE SUCKED OUT
    Dealer: pceout has 15 seconds left to act
    Kings Killers: i dont see you getting mor emoney
    Fossten: it's gambling to you, lol
    Dealer: Tachihara has 15 seconds left to act
    wbmsexy: IF YOU PUT YOUR MONEY IN TH
    EWITH THE BEST HAND EVERY TIME YOU
    WILL WINMORE THAN YOU WILL LOSE
    ASHOLE
    davenigma: i got lucky, sorry dude!
    Fossten: yeah I can see that, you're a good
    example
    davenigma: you're too good to fold there, but i
    thought you might!

    Dealer: Tachihara shows a pair of Fives
    Dealer: Tachihara wins the pot ($1.90) with a pair
    of Fives
    wbmsexy: CANT EXPLAIN LOGIC TO
    HILLBILLYS
    Dealer: Hand #10880820381
    Fossten: where's your reload, dude?
    Kings Killers: you did dave, but wbm has been a
    bit of a tiny pain in the rear
    Dealer: pceout has 15 seconds left to act
    Fossten: he's just a loudmouth child
    Dealer: pceout wins the pot ($2)
    Dealer: Hand #10880830414
    davenigma: you are sounding the same - no
    offence
    Kings Killers: oh more cahs for us . . .yah yah !
    Fossten: except I don't use all caps
    Dealer: Kings Killers has 15 seconds left to act
    Fossten: and you weren't here earlier
    davenigma: true, i wasn't
    Dealer: Kings Killers wins the pot ($4)
    Dealer: Hand #10880839922
    Kings Killers: otherwise i woudl not pile on but he
    had it coming
    Fossten: he was talking about skullf***ing my
    mother and stuff
    davenigma: wow- was she good?
    wbmsexy: YES LOL
    Dealer: Fossten has 15 seconds left to act
    Kings Killers: dave - quick hand chck cause your
    sittin next to my new girl
    wbmsexy: I REALLY ENJOYED WHENSHE
    TOOK HER TOOTH OUT

    Dealer: wbmsexy has 15 seconds left to act
    davenigma: so you guys know each othere?
    Kings Killers: never played before tonight
    Dealer: brooklynbmr has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: brooklynbmr shows a pair of Aces
    Dealer: brooklynbmr wins the pot ($45.60) with a
    pair of Aces
    Dealer: Hand #10880860295
    Kings Killers: wbm save some cash for me
    wbmsexy: KILLERS YOU CAN'T WIN SH IT
    Kings Killers: ok, if you say so
    Dealer: drachdudek has 15 seconds left to act
    Kings Killers: wait, didn't i just beat you like a ugly
    step child???
    Fossten: see what I mean dave?
    Dealer: brooklynbmr wins the pot ($6.20)
    Dealer: Hand #10880874328
    Dealer: brooklynbmr has 5 seconds left to act
    Dealer: 5 seconds left to act
    Kings Killers: steal my blind wbm come on
    Dealer: Time has expired
    davenigma: makes the game interesting, nad he's
    right, you do seem to be donating killers
    wbmsexy: LOL
    Kings Killers: its all part of my master plan
    Dealer: brooklynbmr has 15 seconds left to act
    davenigma: donate this way if it's all the same to
    your plan!!!
    Kings Killers: wbm, that was a double secret joke
    on you dude
    Dealer: Fossten has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: brooklynbmr wins the pot ($33.25)
    Dealer: Hand #10880894260
    davenigma: wtf is a double secret joke?!?!?!?
    Dealer: pceout has 15 seconds left to act
    wbmsexy: FORGET DAVE HE S AN AMERICAN
    THEY DONT MAKE A LOT OF SENSE

    Dealer: wbmsexy has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: wbmsexy has 15 seconds left to act
    davenigma: that's ok, they go hungry soon
    Dealer: pceout wins the pot ($6.20)
    Dealer: Hand #10880907104
    davenigma: no oil, no jobs...
    Dealer: wheelman0 wins the pot ($2.50)
    Dealer: Hand #10880913939
    Dealer: davenigma wins the pot ($8.10)
    Dealer: Hand #10880921233
    brooklynbmr: you still riding horses there in NZ
    dave?
    davenigma: we're getting automobiles in 2010
    brooklynbmr: sweet
    davenigma: but yep, horses for now
    wbmsexy: LOL GOOD FOR YOU
    Dealer: wheelman0 wins the pot ($19.50)
    Dealer: Hand #10880935604
    davenigma: we got oil though
    Dealer: Tachihara has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: brooklynbmr has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: Tachihara has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: Tachihara wins the pot ($20.45)
    Dealer: Hand #10880952577
    Dealer: davenigma has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: drachdudek has 15 seconds left to act
    wbmsexy: KILLERS I HEARD Y OUR
    BOYFRIEND SUCKS DI CK

    Dealer: davenigma wins the pot ($2.50)
    Dealer: Hand #10880963448
    Dealer: 5 seconds left to act
    Dealer: Time has expired
    Dealer: pceout wins the pot ($2.50)
    Dealer: Hand #10880971526
    Dealer: brooklynbmr has 5 seconds left to act
    Kings Killers: before or after you went down on
    him?
    davenigma: you looking for advice on how not to
    choke wideboy mouth?
    Dealer: davenigma has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: brooklynbmr has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: drachdudek wins the pot ($2.50)
    Dealer: Hand #10880981785
    Dealer: wbmsexy has 15 seconds left to act
    davenigma: i recommend warming up and amyl
    nitrate

    Dealer: wheelman0 wins the pot ($3.80)
    Dealer: Hand #10880995551
    Dealer: wheelman0 wins the pot ($3.80)
    Dealer: Hand #10881006077
    wbmsexy: KILLERS YOU STILL PLAYING
    Dealer: davenigma has 15 seconds left to act
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    where are the cliffs?

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  4. #4
    amyl nitrate for the win!

    I'm surprised their were no sheep jokes
  5. #5
    How can you possibly play 15 tables?... do you use some type of cheating software?
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?

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