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    Default which song has the greatest opening line....

    link the song....(youtube or whatever)
    only the opening line counts......


    heres mine....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obgDJazEftU
    smooth up in ya....
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    "i push my fingers into my eyes..."

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    "Disarm you with a smile"

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    Default Re: which song has the greatest opening line....

    Quote Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
    link the song....(youtube or whatever)
    only the opening line counts......
    one song per post.......

    heres mine....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obgDJazEftU
    smooth up in ya....
    This is the first song that I thought of...weird.
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related
    These type of bands suck, IMO
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related
    These type of bands suck, IMO
    Oh no, I agree, it's just a great opening line
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    seriously, 1) what kind of sick fuck comes up with this shit 2) what kind of dumb fuck listens to this shit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related
    i wuv dis song!!!!!
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    Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick

    "I really don't mind if you sit this one out."

    A hilarious line, considering that the song is ~42min long. Also, this is coming from one of my top 5 favorite artists on his best album.
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    listen to the wind blow...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T0Dq_SXaWc

    crazy how it feels tonight...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywNbf0AXL6Y

    i can feel your body...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1lFxgNj4WU

    he was a hard-headed man...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NNYP...eature=related

    hey hey baby, said the way you move...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9i2fqxSjTI

    you're as cold as ice...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kul2VstxtCc

    every time i look in the mirror...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYojs78Tf9Y

    oh mamma i'm in fear for my life...
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    do the right thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related
    These type of bands suck, IMO
    an incredibly talented band.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    2) what kind of dumb fuck listens to this shit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related
    dude..you cant even understand what the f they are saying.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related
    dude..you cant even understand what the f they are saying.....
    since when has that mattered?

    anyway, this is pretty cool imo:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwDRBm-qbQI
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    "i push my fingers into my eyes..."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XBbJFLU9dY
    ^^ i like...



    "Disarm you with a smile"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQtLoJlQD6E

    ^^^^...not bad...



    IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related

    ^^^^...gross...






    Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick

    "I really don't mind if you sit this one out."

    A hilarious line, considering that the song is ~42min long. Also, this is coming from one of my top 5 favorite artists on his best album.

    ^^^^^...thats probably my most hated band ever....but good line.






    listen to the wind blow...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T0Dq_SXaWc

    ^^^^lame...

    crazy how it feels tonight...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywNbf0AXL6Y

    ^^^^meh..its ok.

    i can feel your body...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1lFxgNj4WU

    ^^^^nay...

    he was a hard-headed man...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NNYP...eature=related

    ^^^^ thats a great one.

    hey hey baby, said the way you move...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9i2fqxSjTI

    ^^^^ great

    you're as cold as ice...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kul2VstxtCc

    ^^^^ok.

    every time i look in the mirror...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYojs78Tf9Y

    ^^^^not bad..

    oh mamma i'm in fear for my life...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXhuso4OTG4

    ^^^^ i love this one....

    i remember this one time my mom n i were in the car and i heard this and said "mom, check this song out..its nice and mellow,like the music you like..." and then i cranked it up.....

    ha ha ha ha ...she almost shit a brick!!!



    since when has that mattered?

    anyway, this is pretty cool imo:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwDRBm-qbQI

    ^^^^ ha ha ha ....ello, ello... my name's terry. and i like to git filled up on beeyah.....



    Do you have the time to listen to me whine:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoXl6ItEC5c

    ^^^^.. i like it...good pick...
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    Lords of Acid- I sit on Acid
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    Whatever the hell they say at the beginning of Def Leppard's Rock of Ages and The Offspring's Pretty fly for a white guy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvNOZegkVXo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-E1qTVJgE
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    Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt; it is so big.

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    OBV
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt; it is so big.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6muf3Ku_c
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt; it is so big.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6muf3Ku_c
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt; it is so big.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6muf3Ku_c
    i was hopping someone would put that one in here...lol..i love that song, and i have it as a ringtone...
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    "She's just 16 years old, leave her alone they said"

    Benny Mardones- Into the Night

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt; it is so big.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6muf3Ku_c
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltjbnyvq_SI

    talking and stuff in the beginning of songs shouldn't count as opening line imo, "I like big butts and I cannot lie" ftw.

    also, "Load up on guns, bring your friends."
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqSHcNgDb4U
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    also, "Load up on guns, bring your friends."
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqSHcNgDb4U
    I dunno music, but this seems like end thread? Also, for its awesome opening, what hilarious lyrics to read on paper.
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    ^^^^...good song...i tried to find out the background info on it...and all i came up with was ...

    1)..an adult is in love with a 16 yr old....but rumors have denied it...
    2)....one of his songwritters was mentioning a girl and Benny said "leave her alone..she's just 16 yrs old"...
    3)...he saw a girl in his apt complex that was in love and her father wouldn't let her go out with the boy...and he felt sorry for her...

    survey says!!!
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    "I was having a good sleep in my car, in the parking lot of the Showboat Casino Hotel."

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    Especially my favorite because my wife and I use this song to wake each other up for each Birthday. I love my Birthday!



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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    stop, collaborate, and listen

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    Sack the maid - put her in chains until she says that its painless and i couldnt care less.

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    Jessica Simpson, where has your love gone? it's not in your music, no...

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    "[gun shots] fuck jay-z-- watssup niggas?"

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    "Oh baby, I dedicate this to all the pretty girls.. umm.. all the pretty girls in the world and the ugly girls too, cuz to me you pretty anyway baby [chuckles]"

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    "You don't always have to fuck her hard."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    Unknown Artist "were no stranger to love"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
    not gonna do it......
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    I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

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