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    Default spoon hooks up with ugly chick

    true story
    Last edited by spoonitnow; 09-17-2010 at 10:37 AM.
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    bump this thread once a week

    that is all.
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOL
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    photoshop plz?
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    Shes no Jennifer Harman thats for sure
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF

    Revenge is revenge, but man... sometimes you just gotta, let go.. Cuz ya know, you might find yourself laying in bed, with a fat chick.

    roffle
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    Amazing you got it up
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF

    Revenge is revenge, but man... sometimes you just gotta, let go.. Cuz ya know, you might find yourself laying in bed, with a fat chick.

    roffle
    that's when you get a rope, tie one end around the dresser and one end around your ass so you can climb out

    btw i can't swim that sucked
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    bump this thread once every time another thread gets above it
    Fyp.

    fat chicks.

    Edit: if that above post is true, I have a question; Are you a psychopath? (seriously)
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    bump this thread once every time another thread gets above it
    Fyp.

    fat chicks.

    Edit: if that above post is true, I have a question; Are you a psychopath? (seriously)
    That's self-evident
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    OMG then you just owned her back in the most evil way she will ever be owned in her entire life.

    I wouldn't want to fuck with you (pun intended).
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    OMG then you just owned her back in the most evil way she will ever be owned in her entire life.

    I wouldn't want to fuck with you (pun intended).
    i like to think we're close to even
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    hell at least its proof i'm not gay, though being gay would probably be better at this point
    That's quite a weird thing to say.. people thought you were gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    hell at least its proof i'm not gay, though being gay would probably be better at this point
    That's quite a weird thing to say.. people thought you were gay?
    I think you missed the thong post.
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    Oh that was you.. yeah that was totally gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance
    Amazing you got it up
    qft
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    beer goggles right? thats the only excuse you need.
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    beer goggles right? thats the only excuse you need.
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    wow that would suck ass for her if she saw this thread. She'd probably kill herself. You said you were even with her right spoon? Well, seal the deal then, email her a link to this thread.

    (just kidding of course, i'd not wish this fate on anyone)
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    brings a new meaning to 'all-in pre-flop'

    Sorry couldn't resist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
    beer goggles right? thats the only excuse you need.
    being drunk is the perfect excuse for everything
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    hell at least its proof i'm not gay, though being gay would probably be better at this point

    I THINK I'D RATHER BE GAY
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    you piitb then right ...


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    siihp
    BR: $.1k
    Goal 2: July 1 $10k

    IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?

    you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....

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    that is by FAR the nastiest fat skank Ive ever seen in my life. spoon if you tapped that you are one sick fuck I dont give a shit if you were drunk or not. 'grudge fuck' ??hahahahaha are you shittin me ? What, are you holding a grudge against yourself ? ROFL

    If I woke up next to that...I'd put a fuckin shotgun in my mouth and yank the trigger before she woke up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    hell at least its proof i'm not gay, though being gay would probably be better at this point

    I THINK I'D RATHER BE GAY
    My place, 8 oclock, bring flowers and a bottle of wine

    LOL OPERATIONS
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    yeah send ther this thread roffle
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    dead > gay > shagging this elephant/whale
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    dead > gay > shagging this elephant/whale
    Yeah I learned this back in middle school... easy equation, just like you're suppose to remember please excuse my dear aunt sally.
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    I call bs
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    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    I call bs
    you werent there
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReLOADeD
    that is by FAR the nastiest fat skank Ive ever seen in my life. spoon if you tapped that you are one sick fuck I dont give a shit if you were drunk or not. 'grudge fuck' ??hahahahaha are you shittin me ? What, are you holding a grudge against yourself ? ROFL

    If I woke up next to that...I'd put a fuckin shotgun in my mouth and yank the trigger before she woke up
    obviously those axe commercials are real life situations for this guy...
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    jesus christ she isn't that ugly.

    I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    jesus christ she isn't that ugly.

    I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.
    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    I call bs
    I'll take a pic or send another pic if I can find tiffany's camera
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReLOADeD
    that is by FAR the nastiest fat skank Ive ever seen in my life. spoon if you tapped that you are one sick fuck I dont give a shit if you were drunk or not. 'grudge fuck' ??hahahahaha are you shittin me ? What, are you holding a grudge against yourself ? ROFL

    If I woke up next to that...I'd put a fuckin shotgun in my mouth and yank the trigger before she woke up
    I am indeed a sick fuck, but you didn't say that when I was boning your mom, amirite?

    Quote Originally Posted by theDEEPdish
    Quote Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
    beer goggles right? thats the only excuse you need.
    being drunk is the perfect excuse for everything
    Yeah except for the whole I don't drink thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    wow that would suck ass for her if she saw this thread. She'd probably kill herself. You said you were even with her right spoon? Well, seal the deal then, email her a link to this thread.

    (just kidding of course, i'd not wish this fate on anyone)
    Nah I wouldn't do that. Tried to make sure nobody can try real hard to find her if they know my Myspace shit too just in case.

    She'd probably just get pissed off though.
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    dudes, how old are you guys? I'm 34, and I would love to fuck the shit out of this chick!!! I like them a little bigger, because they won't break! Wheres this chick live? Anywhere near CT?
    Hook me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    dudes, how old are you guys? I'm 34, and I would love to fuck the shit out of this chick!!! I like them a little bigger, because they won't break! Wheres this chick live? Anywhere near CT?
    Hook me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    arent you the guy that like hairy women too...
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    There is only one good thing about large women.

    The rolls are convenient cup holders for your Big Gulp.
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

    Currently sucking at life!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
    arent you the guy that like hairy women too...
    shhhhhhhhhhhhh...........................I used to like hairy women...
    maybe I still do???meh? I like alot of women, my standards have gone down a little now that I'm older. well maybe they have gone down alot.

    but htis chick is probly good in bed, or good at sucking it? and I bet she has an awesome personality..
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    First I'm a fan of women, large, small, hairy, there is something I'm sure I might like about them.
    BUT.

    damn, thats messed up. If your a fattie you need to have a good personality.
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Congratulations, spoon! Best wishes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    jesus christ she isn't that ugly.

    I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.
    Renton has a fatty girl!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    hell at least its proof i'm not gay, though being gay would probably be better at this point

    I THINK I'D RATHER BE GAY
    My place, 8 oclock, bring flowers and a bottle of wine

    Hey, im rather be gay, but not a fag
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    [/quote]

    Hey, im rather be gay, but not a fag [/quote]

    please explain?

    I'd rather be with this chick, unless her junk stunk!!
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    dudes, how old are you guys? I'm 34, and I would love to fuck the shit out of this chick!!! I like them a little bigger, because they won't break! Wheres this chick live? Anywhere near CT?
    Hook me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LMFAO
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    If mrhappy is serious, I'd say he's a fetishist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    If mrhappy is serious, I'd say he's a fetishist.
    What kind of fetish likes ugly fat dyke bitches?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    If mrhappy is serious, I'd say he's a fetishist.
    What kind of fetish likes ugly fat dyke bitches?
    some fucked up one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    hell at least its proof i'm not gay, though being gay would probably be better at this point

    I THINK I'D RATHER BE GAY
    My place, 8 oclock, bring flowers and a bottle of wine

    Hey, im rather be gay, but not a fag
    That wine was ok, next time bring a merlot.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    hell at least its proof i'm not gay, though being gay would probably be better at this point

    I THINK I'D RATHER BE GAY
    My place, 8 oclock, bring flowers and a bottle of wine

    Hey, im rather be gay, but not a fag
    That wine was ok, next time bring a merlot.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance
    Amazing you got it up
    I'm a stud obv
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    If mrhappy is serious, I'd say he's a fetishist.
    What kind of fetish likes ugly fat dyke bitches?
    some fucked up one
    I'm not the guy that DID bang the ugly dyke bitch, I just said I would.
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    This thread sucks amazingly bad. Especially for how long its gotten so fast.
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    <bluey> spoon i admire you
    <bluey> your ability to fuck fat uglies is amazing
    <spoon_mtsng> bluey
    <spoon_mtsng> it's like this
    <spoon_mtsng> some people like to exercise jogging or on a stationary bike
    <spoon_mtsng> i prefer mountain climbing
    <bluey> oh ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    <bluey> spoon i admire you
    <bluey> your ability to fuck fat uglies is amazing
    <spoon_mtsng> bluey
    <spoon_mtsng> it's like this
    <spoon_mtsng> some people like to exercise jogging or on a stationary bike
    <spoon_mtsng> i prefer mountain climbing
    <bluey> oh ya
    Don't forget spelunking.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    That was my attempt at getting this thread deleted obv
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    why not just try ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    why not just try ?
    IRC quotes have a better success rate
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    wtf IRC was mentioned this thread should of been assraped by now
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    And you should have a strike!!!!
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    I've definately banged worse, but she had size Z tits, so that's my excuse.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItDepends
    And you should have a strike!!!!
    For putting my dick in this or mentioning IRC?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by ItDepends
    And you should have a strike!!!!
    For putting my dick in this or mentioning IRC?
    No, you get the strike for mentioning IRC. For putting your dick in that you get a strike from god, in the form of genital warts.


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    What about sykkedup?
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    gg spoon

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    god i love her hand on his ass like that, its perfect
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    What about sykkedup?
    howd I get in this? im practically a lurker! wat about bigred?

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    true story

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