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    she's a little...well...Muxy
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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    If you want it to fold in half maybe.
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    This might be the best bluff of the year. GG.
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    Man, what did I stumble into?
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    Anyone got a bottle opener?
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    Just read this... I admire your honesty spoon. I'd be denying it like a motherfucker if I ever touched that.
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    Why is everyone so homophobic? (Serious question) (For the record I'm not gay, because I know that's what's coming next)
    are you gay?

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    Why is everyone so homophobic? (Serious question) (For the record I'm not gay, because I know that's what's coming next)
    are you gay?

    On the outside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    jesus christ she isn't that ugly.

    I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.
    Nah dude she's pretty ugly
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    Quote Originally Posted by shysti
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    jesus christ she isn't that ugly.

    I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.
    Nah dude she's pretty ugly
    of course she is

    but she isn't the fattest ugliest skank ever, was my point
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    jesus christ she isn't that ugly.

    I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.
    Nah dude she's pretty ugly
    of course she is

    but she isn't the fattest ugliest skank ever, was my point
    uglyness doesnt have a grade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    Quote Originally Posted by shysti
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    jesus christ she isn't that ugly.

    I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.
    Nah dude she's pretty ugly
    of course she is

    but she isn't the fattest ugliest skank ever, was my point
    After I fucked her, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.

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    I bet she gives great helmet...
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    So spoon, was she tight... or did you not make it past the half a foot of rolls 'n folds?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  27. #102
    <boostNtravel> spoon fucks man eaters
    <spoonNgrind> boost can't even pick up white girls
    <boostNtravel> not THAT white girl..
    <boostNtravel> thats for fucking sure..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    After I fucked her, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    I bet she gives great helmet...
    You would think so, and I've always heard that myself, but it was actually pretty close to the worst head I've ever had.
  30. #105
    No.... spoon thats just wrong. I turned down sex from a drunk chick who looked a lil better than that, and I have no standards at all.
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
  31. #106
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    No.... spoon thats just wrong. I turned down sex from a drunk chick who looked a lil better than that, and I have no standards at all.
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    oh my fucking wow...


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    <boost> women are so utterly inferior to men..
    what makes them think they can successfully play poker?
    you have to think to play poker..
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    <trACE> hmm
    my pokerdb stats vs. yours
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    Emowned
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    why oh why did i decide to return? FML!
    <boost> women are so utterly inferior to men..
    what makes them think they can successfully play poker?
    you have to think to play poker..
    kthxgg
    <trACE> hmm
    my pokerdb stats vs. yours
    HAH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by trACE
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    true story
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    why oh why did i decide to return? FML!
    if we got rid of the myspace angles and took the fuzz out of your picture Im sure we could switch it for spoons chick and the thread wouldnt miss a beat.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    wtf that's not spoon's chick, was never spoon's chick, and will never be spoon's chick

    I porked a fat chick for semi-legitimate reasons and it backfired, like that doesn't happen to everybody or something.
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    fold pf
    If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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    <spoonitnow> ...
    <spoonitnow> so anyway
    <spoonitnow> she gave me $20 to fuck her feet
    <spoonitnow> i was like fuck it it's $20
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    <boostNballin> LOOOOOOOOOL
    <SaddamH> lol
    <SaddamH> at least charge 25 man
    <spoonitnow> well she gave me $50 for eating out her ass
    <spoonitnow> so i figured i was still ahead
    <SaddamH> ...
    <SaddamH> was it clean?
    <spoonitnow> of course not
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    <spoonitnow> ...
    <spoonitnow> so anyway
    <spoonitnow> she gave me $20 to fuck her feet
    <spoonitnow> i was like fuck it it's $20
    standard
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    $20 to fuck her feet and only $50 to eat out her ass? You got a raw deal there my friend.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    She just looks American to me, then again we're probably spoilt over here in europe
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    been a while since i looked at this forum...spoon u are unreal.
    im good at poker
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    u went on life tilt and lost ur whole br there my friend.
    im good at poker
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboy5540
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seasider
    She just looks American to me, then again we're probably spoilt over here in europe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Seasider
    She just looks American to me, then again we're probably spoilt over here in europe

    youre from england you fag. For obvious reasons your country is not included in this statement, one of which is the fact that they dont have dentist there.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seasider
    She just looks American to me, then again we're probably spoilt over here in europe

    youre from england you fag. For obvious reasons your country is not included in this statement, one of which is the fact that they dont have dentist there.
    And the really obvious reason, they're just plain ugly people over there. Except for Victoria Beckham. But I suspect she was a ringer you guys snuck in just to up your image <--- and that's me suspecting (since we're pointing out the obvious)


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    Freechus, on a scale of one to ten, that avatar is one above spoons chick.
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    So my avatar is a 1?
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    Quote Originally Posted by freechus9
    So my avatar is a 1?
    FREECH WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN
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    someone please photoshop freech's avatar getting busy with this thing

    put it in with the smileys so we can drop it in posts for the thread killer
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    this thread is hilarious, and the semi appropriate place to ask (speaking of avatars) trainer_jyms what is up with that bump in your avatars pic, that looks like a genital wart not anatomy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by potdragn
    this thread is hilarious, and the semi appropriate place to ask (speaking of avatars) trainer_jyms what is up with that bump in your avatars pic, that looks like a genital wart not anatomy...
    I think we've already established that she's giving birth to a baby turtle.. Or was that a dream I had?
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  59. #134
    Dude, she's peirced. I'd show ya some other pics but I need to lose my strike first.
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    So, is camel toe like the IN thing now? I thought we used to laugh at camel toes?


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I hope it's not "IN" because isn't being "IN" actually the new "OUT"
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    Whoever that is, she's really ugly.
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    I never looked up before.
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    I never looked up before.
    Could be worse. http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...er=asc&start=0
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    I never looked up before.
    Could be worse. http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...er=asc&start=0
    that's disgusting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    bump this thread once a week

    that is all.
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    OMG I open this thread for what!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    bump this thread once a week

    that is all.
    Spoon, have you hooked up with her again?
    Hell. No.

    That shit was variance.
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    I think this was a leak in your game, not variance. Fix the leaks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    I think this was a leak in your game, not variance. she was leaking all over you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    I think this was a leak in your game, not variance. she was leaking all over you!
    It's not so bad if you get drunk and pretend you're swimming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    I think this was a leak in your game, not variance. she was leaking all over you!
    It's not so bad if you get drunk and pretend you're swimming.
    I'd have to get REALLY drunk and pretend I liked fucking fat ugly chicks.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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