spoon hooks up with ugly chick

[Galapogos]

true story

donut killer

fyp

[jyms]

true story

chair killer

fyp

FYP

[Halv]

true story

spoon killer

fyp

FYP

fyp

Image quoting in large quantities is not nice (esp. not that image)

[bigred]

Rilla saver.

[Warpe]

she's a little...well...Muxy

[Halv]

she's a little...well...Muxy

[spoonitnow]

true story

erection killer

fyp

FYP

fyp

[Galapogos]

Wow, I'd think you wer the one guy here that couldn't claim that...

[spoonitnow]

You can bang a fat a chick with a semi

[jyms]

If you want it to fold in half maybe.

[Silly String]

This might be the best bluff of the year. GG.

[Tycho]

Man, what did I stumble into?

[Warpe]

Man, what did I stumble into?

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-40996.htm

[Ash256]

Anyone got a bottle opener?

[DaNutsInYoEye]

Just read this... I admire your honesty spoon. I'd be denying it like a motherfucker if I ever touched that.

[freechus9]

Why is everyone so homophobic? (Serious question) (For the record I'm not gay, because I know that's what's coming next)

[givememyleg]

Why is everyone so homophobic? (Serious question) (For the record I'm not gay, because I know that's what's coming next)

are you gay?

[freechus9]

Why is everyone so homophobic? (Serious question) (For the record I'm not gay, because I know that's what's coming next)

are you gay?

On the outside.

[bigred]

PILLOW FIGHT

[shysti]

jesus christ she isn't that ugly.

I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.

Nah dude she's pretty ugly

[Renton]

jesus christ she isn't that ugly.

I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.

Nah dude she's pretty ugly

of course she is

but she isn't the fattest ugliest skank ever, was my point

[Miffed22001]

jesus christ she isn't that ugly.

I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.

Nah dude she's pretty ugly

of course she is

but she isn't the fattest ugliest skank ever, was my point

uglyness doesnt have a grade.

[spoonitnow]

jesus christ she isn't that ugly.

I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.

Nah dude she's pretty ugly

of course she is

but she isn't the fattest ugliest skank ever, was my point

After I fucked her, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.

Selfpwnt?

[Fnord]

I bet she gives great helmet...

[theDEEPdish]

OMFGbarf

[boost]

So spoon, was she tight... or did you not make it past the half a foot of rolls 'n folds?

[boost]

<boostNtravel> spoon fucks man eaters
<spoonNgrind> boost can't even pick up white girls
<boostNtravel> not THAT white girl..
<boostNtravel> thats for fucking sure..

[jackvance]

After I fucked her, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.

lol

[spoonitnow]

I bet she gives great helmet...

You would think so, and I've always heard that myself, but it was actually pretty close to the worst head I've ever had.

[ProZachNation]

No.... spoon thats just wrong. I turned down sex from a drunk chick who looked a lil better than that, and I have no standards at all.

[arkana]

No.... spoon thats just wrong. I turned down sex from a drunk chick who looked a lil better than that, and I have no standards at all.

Emowned

[trACE]

oh my fucking wow...


zdl;asjhgklajsfnas;kltheh <<< (that's me speechless)

[midas06]

Emowned

nice

[trACE]

true story

please killHER

fyp

FYP

fyp

why oh why did i decide to return? FML!

[boost]

true story

please killHER

fyp

FYP

fyp

why oh why did i decide to return? FML!

if we got rid of the myspace angles and took the fuzz out of your picture Im sure we could switch it for spoons chick and the thread wouldnt miss a beat.

[bigred]

BOOST FTW

[spoonitnow]

wtf that's not spoon's chick, was never spoon's chick, and will never be spoon's chick

I porked a fat chick for semi-legitimate reasons and it backfired, like that doesn't happen to everybody or something.

[Kessler]

fold pf

[boost]

<spoonitnow> ...
<spoonitnow> so anyway
<spoonitnow> she gave me $20 to fuck her feet
<spoonitnow> i was like fuck it it's $20

[boost]

<boostNballin> LOOOOOOOOOL
<SaddamH> lol
<SaddamH> at least charge 25 man
<spoonitnow> well she gave me $50 for eating out her ass
<spoonitnow> so i figured i was still ahead
<SaddamH> ...
<SaddamH> was it clean?
<spoonitnow> of course not

[spoonitnow]

<spoonitnow> ...
<spoonitnow> so anyway
<spoonitnow> she gave me $20 to fuck her feet
<spoonitnow> i was like fuck it it's $20

standard

[bigred]

gross

[Galapogos]

$20 to fuck her feet and only $50 to eat out her ass? You got a raw deal there my friend.

[Xianti]

spoonit's no baller, that's for sure.

[Seasider]

She just looks American to me, then again we're probably spoilt over here in europe

[bigboy5540]

been a while since i looked at this forum...spoon u are unreal.

[bigboy5540]

u went on life tilt and lost ur whole br there my friend.

[bigred]

u went on life tilt and lost ur whole br there my friend.

haha

[Miffed22001]

She just looks American to me, then again we're probably spoilt over here in europe

[boost]

She just looks American to me, then again we're probably spoilt over here in europe

youre from england you fag. For obvious reasons your country is not included in this statement, one of which is the fact that they dont have dentist there.

[Galapogos]

She just looks American to me, then again we're probably spoilt over here in europe

youre from england you fag. For obvious reasons your country is not included in this statement, one of which is the fact that they dont have dentist there.

And the really obvious reason, they're just plain ugly people over there. Except for Victoria Beckham. But I suspect she was a ringer you guys snuck in just to up your image <--- and that's me suspecting (since we're pointing out the obvious)

[freechus9]

Who the fuck fucks feet? Say that 10x really fast and try not to get a boner.

[jyms]

Freechus, on a scale of one to ten, that avatar is one above spoons chick.

[freechus9]

So my avatar is a 1?

[givememyleg]

So my avatar is a 1?

FREECH WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN

[flomo]

true story

chair killer

fyp

FYP

someone please photoshop freech's avatar getting busy with this thing

put it in with the smileys so we can drop it in posts for the thread killer

[potdragn]

this thread is hilarious, and the semi appropriate place to ask (speaking of avatars) trainer_jyms what is up with that bump in your avatars pic, that looks like a genital wart not anatomy...

[freechus9]

this thread is hilarious, and the semi appropriate place to ask (speaking of avatars) trainer_jyms what is up with that bump in your avatars pic, that looks like a genital wart not anatomy...

I think we've already established that she's giving birth to a baby turtle.. Or was that a dream I had?

[jyms]

Dude, she's peirced. I'd show ya some other pics but I need to lose my strike first.

[Galapogos]

So, is camel toe like the IN thing now? I thought we used to laugh at camel toes?

[jyms]

I hope it's not "IN" because isn't being "IN" actually the new "OUT"

[freechus9]

Whoever that is, she's really ugly.

[jyms]

I never looked up before.

[jyms]

I never looked up before.
Could be worse. http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...er=asc&start=0

[flomo]

I never looked up before.
Could be worse. http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...er=asc&start=0

that's disgusting

[mrhappy333]

bump this thread once a week

that is all.

Spoon, have you hooked up with her again?

[Lukie]

barf

[salsa4ever]

OMG I open this thread for what!?

[spoonitnow]

bump this thread once a week

that is all.

Spoon, have you hooked up with her again?

Hell. No.

That shit was variance.

[thenonsequitur]

Why is this thread still happening?

[givememyleg]

I think this was a leak in your game, not variance. Fix the leaks!

[Lukie]

I think this was a leak in your game, not variance. she was leaking all over you!

[spoonitnow]

I think this was a leak in your game, not variance. she was leaking all over you!

It's not so bad if you get drunk and pretend you're swimming.

[Galapogos]

I think this was a leak in your game, not variance. she was leaking all over you!

It's not so bad if you get drunk and pretend you're swimming.

I'd have to get REALLY drunk and pretend I liked fucking fat ugly chicks.

[bigred]

Guys, I bet him he wouldn't do it. He won.