spoonitnow's March Bullshit Thread

[spoonitnow]

So here's today's bullshit topics:

Some fucker on 2+2 thinks I'm a bot and wants the program I use.

Almost nobody seems to think I can do 5 ptbb/100 over 100k hands of full ring 100nl this month, so obviously I have to pwn you all in the ass.

The new #flopturnriver and #ftr-poker fucking own.

Also does anyone do wire transfers to cash out? I've never been balla enough to consider it before but I might be soon.

[spoonitnow]

Oh and I tilted off like 3 BI this morning, like the first time ever.

[spoonitnow]

(11:04:28 AM) HalvSame: spoon, on the one hand I think it's great that you put all your BS in one thread
(11:04:54 AM) HalvSame: on the other hand how are we supposed to know when theres something new and interesting in there
(11:05:02 AM) spoonNgrind: check it regularly obv
(11:05:09 AM) HalvSame: you should make a March Bullshit Cliff Notes thread at the end of the month
(11:05:10 AM) spoonNgrind: set it as your home page

[bigspenda73]

I think you can do 4.85ptbb/100 but 5 is stretching it

Also, I might just sit at all of your tables and pwn you, to affect your winrate.

[spoonitnow]

I flip g00t

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

UTG+1 ($53.50)
MP1 ($21)
MP2 ($97)
MP3 ($109.50)
CO ($117)
Hero ($114.05)
SB ($42.50)
BB ($110.10)
UTG ($20)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, A.
6 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, BB raises to $12, Hero raises to $33, BB raises to $110.1, Hero calls $77.10.

Flop: ($220.70) A, 6, 6 (2 players)

Turn: ($220.70) 4 (2 players)

River: ($220.70) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $220.70

[spoonitnow]

I think you can do 4.85ptbb/100 but 5 is stretching it

Also, I might just sit at all of your tables and pwn you, to affect your winrate.

Sheeeeeit dawg them bitch niggas can't see me

[spoonitnow]

btw spenda get in irc if you're not at work or something k thx

[spoonitnow]

(11:26:40 AM) wes_dishes: i cant continue with the mom jokes, i banned myself from them after saying one to a friend whos mom was dead
(11:26:50 AM) spoonNgrind: lol
(11:26:55 AM) spoonNgrind: was it like
(11:26:57 AM) AndyAKB_Grind: classy
(11:26:58 AM) spoonNgrind: blah blah i fucked your mom
(11:27:01 AM) spoonNgrind: and he was like my mom's dead
(11:27:04 AM) spoonNgrind: and you were like i mean before that
(11:27:16 AM) wes_dishes: no it was bad with gestures and everything
(11:27:25 AM) spoonNgrind: lol corpse gestures i hope
(11:27:59 AM) spoonNgrind: i'm jk obv
(11:28:22 AM) spoonNgrind: or was it like
(11:28:33 AM) spoonNgrind: i fucked your mom in the ass while doing a driveby in a buick with a fucking monkey

[spoonitnow]

I'm not saying it didn't happen but if he was that close of a friend wouldn't you have known his mom died? Hmm.

[spoonitnow]

This kind of pissed me off

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($27.30)
BB ($106.40)
UTG ($34.50)
Hero ($105.50)
MP1 ($221.15)
MP2 ($22)
CO ($96)
Button ($44.35)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A, J.
1 fold, Hero raises to $4, MP1 calls $4, 5 folds.

Flop: ($9.50) 2, T, K (2 players)
Hero bets $8, MP1 calls $8.

Turn: ($25.50) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $18, MP1 folds.

Final Pot: $25.50

[spoonitnow]

I don't normally tap the glass but...

spoonitnow: simmer down over there short stack
Dealer: Game #15734986261: spoonitnow wins pot ($55.55) with a flush, Nine high
adam258: shut up over there idiot
spoonitnow: rofl
spoonitnow: you know what they say about guys with short stacks
adam258: u haven't made an intelligent play yet
spoonitnow: lol
Dealer: Game #15735026210: The greenfle wins pot ($5.75)
spoonitnow: at least i know how to buyin
adam258: pushing with AK and getting lucky
adam258: pushing with 67 and getting lucky
adam258: calling an all in with only A7 and getting lucky
spoonitnow: pushed your mom when i got lucky too
Dealer: Mazinho1977, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
spoonitnow: lol @ my hourly > your stack
Dealer: Regular time for player Mazinho1977 has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
adam258: sounds like something someone of ur intelliegence would say
adam258: bc u been gettin lucky
adam258: ONLY reason
spoonitnow: lol k
adam258: no 1 knows who u r
adam258: cept U
spoonitnow: lol is that right

[spoonitnow]

Dealer: Game #15735156975: MrKayling wins pot ($7.15)
adam258: nice to know u've dropped back limits.... been getting ur nuts handing to ya playing the way u r at $1/$2?
spoonitnow: lol i never dropped i always play both
Dealer: The greenfle has a pair of Nines
Dealer: Cooncoon has a pair of Aces
spoonitnow: and i'm still winning at both
Dealer: Game #15735172516: Cooncoon wins pot ($9.05) with a pair of Aces
adam258: bc u lucky
spoonitnow: tyvm
adam258: u have showed NOP skill whatsoever here
spoonitnow: lol k
adam258: u think u have?
adam258: when have u once?
spoonitnow: nah i just have a good bot
Dealer: Cooncoon has two pair, Nines and Sevens
Dealer: MrKayling has three of a kind, Sevens
Dealer: Game #15735188567: MrKayling wins pot ($11.45) with three of a kind, Sevens
Dealer: filyph will be allowed to play after the button
adam258: when have u once got the chips in with the best hand?
adam258: WHEN the chips went in... not on the end
spoonitnow: mike sexton says any two can win at no limit obv

[spoonitnow]

btw the hands he said i got it in behind i had like 14+ outs on rofl

[pgil]

i think i joined that table right at the end of the conversation. i played like shit though

[bode]

its fun to tap the glass every once in a while.

[b-rabbit]

adam258 totally pwned you

[spoonitnow]

i think i joined that table right at the end of the conversation. i played like shit though

Yeah I saw you, but like two seconds later the table broke up.

adam258 totally pwned you

Until I stacked him and he left the table.

[Lukie]

adam258 totally pwned you

b rabbit totally pwned himself

[b-rabbit]

adam258 totally pwned you

b rabbit totally pwned himself

lukie doesn't make sense. and therefore totally does not pwn.