Spouse Questions.

[aka_red]

Let's say there is a hypothetical scenario where you are unmarried and are looking for a spouse. However, the only information you will have to choose a spouse is a set of 5 true or false questions that you create. What are your 5 questions?

[boost]

The Big Lebowski is a movie about bowling, true or false?

You are a devout and dedicated follower of an organized religion, true or false?

You feel you must procreate to have a fulfilling life, true or false?

In soviet russia, car drives you, true or false?

Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch, true or false?

[bigspenda73]

1 You enjoy performing oral sex, t/f?
2 You want kids, t/f?
3 You will force religion upon said children, t/f?
4 Tim Duncan is the greatest PF of all time, t/f?
5 Some pop-culture inside joke here

[Ragnar4]

True Or False: It is natural for a woman to gain 200 pounds after getting married and having kids.

True Or False: You're excited to get married because it means it's the last time you'll ever give head.

True or False: Being shaven/trimmed downstairs is a tool to catch a man, not to keep him.

True or False: Buying my own "womans time of the bleeding death part of the month" toiletries is extremely important to me. I would rather die, than let my husband know I even use these items, let alone force him to buy them at 2:30 am on dec 26th in the middle of a blizzard.

True or Falce: Marcellus Wallas looks like a bitch.

[d0zer]

1) How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

2) Are you rich and/or extremely horny all the time?

3) How do you feel about drug/alcohol/gambling addictions?

4) Smell my fingers

5) Did you say true/false questions?

[BankItDrew]

1!) Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch, true or false?

2) Poker is not a skillful game, true or false?

3) Your faith, traditions, or family, are determining factors for your decisions, true or false?

4) There is no point in watching live sports because you can always catch the highlights after wards, true or false?

5) It is mans obligation to satisfy every woman over 35, under 160lbs, with at least mildly attractive features when given the opportunity, true or false?

[XTR1000]

You enjoy being in shape and work hard on your body, t/f?

You enjoy having sex t/f?

You have read more than 20 books in your life t/f?

You have ambitions not to end a house wife t/f?

You have hot friends you wouldnt mind to share a bed with and tape it t/f?

[flomo]

1. Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch, true or false?

2. Can you cook, true or false?

3. Are you a great cook and wizard in the kitchen, true or false?

4. Can you simmer, braise, reduce, dice, broil, roast, whisk, chop, and pan fry, true or false?

5. Do you have female gen--fuck that--Seriously can you cook, true or false?

[rong]

1. You agree that your body is purely for my satisfaction and you will keep it looking dam good at all times and convincingly pretend to enjoy any act I decide we should participate in. T/F?
2. "Cos she looked at me funny" is an acceptable reason for domestic violence. T/F?
3. You are a fantasic cook and love spending time in the kitchen preparing feasts for me and my friends, and wont be offended if any of us are too drunk to appreciate it. T/F?
4. You accept that poker, drinking, football and surfing are acceptable reasons for you to leave me the fuck alone alone for as long as I see fit. T/F?
5. Calling you bitch, slut, whore, skank, woman, fatty, or combinations of, is actually quite endearing. T/F?

[GatorJH]

1. You agree that your body is purely for my satisfaction and you will keep it looking dam good at all times and convincingly pretend to enjoy any act I decide we should participate in. T/F?
2. "Cos she looked at me funny" is an acceptable reason for domestic violence. T/F?
3. You are a fantasic cook and love spending time in the kitchen preparing feasts for me and my friends, and wont be offended if any of us are too drunk to appreciate it. T/F?
4. You accept that poker, drinking, football and surfing are acceptable reasons for you to leave me the fuck alone alone for as long as I see fit. T/F?
5. Calling you bitch, slut, whore, skank, woman, fatty, or combinations of, is actually quite endearing. T/F?

We have a winner. Thread my end now.

[wufwugy]

i dont do t/f, i do essay questions:


explain why jesus doesnt save

explain why reagan was a cunt

explain why fedor by whatever he wants

explain how to cook yakisoba

explain why i will bang your sister

[wufwugy]

1. Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch, true or false?

2. Can you cook, true or false?

3. Are you a great cook and wizard in the kitchen, true or false?

4. Can you simmer, braise, reduce, dice, broil, roast, whisk, chop, and pan fry, true or false?

5. Do you have female gen--fuck that--Seriously can you cook, true or false?

If I had to guess from responses alone, I would figure this to be the only one by somebody who actually knows what marriage is like

[GatorJH]

1. Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch, true or false?

2. Can you cook, true or false?

3. Are you a great cook and wizard in the kitchen, true or false?

4. Can you simmer, braise, reduce, dice, broil, roast, whisk, chop, and pan fry, true or false?

5. Do you have female gen--fuck that--Seriously can you cook, true or false?

If I had to guess from responses alone, I would figure this to be the only one by somebody who actually knows what marriage is like

I've been married 20 years. If the wifey can't cook you can go out to eat. But...................

[rong]

And if she looks at you funny? Then what? Huh? No going out then!

[wufwugy]

1. Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch, true or false?

2. Can you cook, true or false?

3. Are you a great cook and wizard in the kitchen, true or false?

4. Can you simmer, braise, reduce, dice, broil, roast, whisk, chop, and pan fry, true or false?

5. Do you have female gen--fuck that--Seriously can you cook, true or false?

If I had to guess from responses alone, I would figure this to be the only one by somebody who actually knows what marriage is like

I've been married 20 years. If the wifey can't cook you can go out to eat. But...................

Yeah I figured you're married too. I know several married men whose happiness in their relationship largely hinges on their wife's cooking. I just found flomo's post to be insightful, and the type of thing that bachelors often remain oblivious to.

[/derail]

[boost]

stop existing in the 1950's and learn to cook yourself.

[flomo]

edit*
there is probably some rule against that
even if it is a joke

[Galapogos]

stop existing in the 1950's and learn to cook yourself.

never

[Luco]

Arguments are solved by conceding that I'm right (T/F)

'Homemaker' is the best job in the world (T/F)

Pharmaceutical prescriptions are secondary to sperm ingestion when it comes to curing things (T/F)

Women should always stay faithful to their man (T/F)

It's only classed as cheating if they cook me breakfast in bed (T/F)

[Lukie]

stop existing in the 1950's and learn to cook yourself.

teach me.

or at least link to that one site that mcatdog i think linked to in that one thread that one time, but that i'm far too lazy to actually look for

[spoonitnow]

You are bisexual. (T/F)

You would allow me to have sex with other women of my choosing whenever and where ever I choose. (T/F)

You can cook. (T/F)

Poker is a skill game. (T/F)

You will maintain your body and appearance. (T/F)

[Warpe]

1. You live within your means. T/F
2. You are a good housekeeper and enjoy cooking. T/F
3. You enjoy having sex and experimenting in bed. T/F
4. You enjoy reading and try to stay informed. T/F
5. Your mother still has a great figure. T/F

[donkbee]

OK time for a woman in this thread.

1. You have a great sense of humor and are not afraid of being politically incorrect, T/F

2. You do not expect me to do more than 50% of the cooking and other housework, T/F

3. You do not have any debt, T/F
Edit - if the debt is due to student loans and he's graduated and working to pay it off, that's okay. Any other debt is unacceptable.

4. You'd like to start a family one day, T/F

5. You respect the fact that I am currently not religious at all, T/F

This is assuming that I get to see him before I marry him. If I don't even get to see or smell him, replace the last point with "You don't look hideous and you smell good, T/F"

[a500lbgorilla]

OK time for a woman in this thread.

1. You have a great sense of humor and are not afraid of being politically incorrect, T/F

2. You do not expect me to do more than 50% of the cooking and other housework, T/F

3. You do not have any debt, T/F
Edit - if the debt is due to student loans and he's graduated and working to pay it off, that's okay. Any other debt is unacceptable.

4. You'd like to start a family one day, T/F

5. You respect the fact that I am currently not religious at all, T/F

This is assuming that I get to see him before I marry him. If I don't even get to see or smell him, replace the last point with "You don't look hideous and you smell good, T/F"

True for all. Let's bang.

[wufwugy]

^ha

aboogorilla always delivers

[flomo]

contestants are all answering TRue and they are all trannies

hopefully my trannie can cook

[bigred]

flomo loves dudes

[dthorne04]

w00t

[flomo]

flomo loves dudes that can cook