True Or False: It is natural for a woman to gain 200 pounds after getting married and having kids.

True Or False: You're excited to get married because it means it's the last time you'll ever give head.

True or False: Being shaven/trimmed downstairs is a tool to catch a man, not to keep him.

True or False: Buying my own "womans time of the bleeding death part of the month" toiletries is extremely important to me. I would rather die, than let my husband know I even use these items, let alone force him to buy them at 2:30 am on dec 26th in the middle of a blizzard.

True or Falce: Marcellus Wallas looks like a bitch.