1. You agree that your body is purely for my satisfaction and you will keep it looking dam good at all times and convincingly pretend to enjoy any act I decide we should participate in. T/F?
2. "Cos she looked at me funny" is an acceptable reason for domestic violence. T/F?
3. You are a fantasic cook and love spending time in the kitchen preparing feasts for me and my friends, and wont be offended if any of us are too drunk to appreciate it. T/F?
4. You accept that poker, drinking, football and surfing are acceptable reasons for you to leave me the fuck alone alone for as long as I see fit. T/F?
5. Calling you bitch, slut, whore, skank, woman, fatty, or combinations of, is actually quite endearing. T/F?