Spring Break

[Iwind]

It's next week at my school, a whole week off, and I'm going to Mexico with a bunch of friends. I heard that's where American students go for spring break. It'll be Rosarito Beach, anyone been there, or going there, knowing what to expect and what fun stuff there is to do down there!?

[euphoricism]

http://www.dolphindiscovery.com/

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my ex will be there...

I will not be reading your TR...

[Iwind]

lol

[Knytestorme]

If you do go swimming with dolphins be careful, and espoecially warn any females with you....they are worse than dogs in bad ways

[thizzSantaCruz]

Rosaritos is ridiculous you will have an insane time and probalby not remember any of it. Prepare for all nite boozing, tons of slutty girls and the chaos that will emerge. Just avoid the cops, they will jack you for everything you have.

[Iwind]

Hey, thanks for the tips, I'll watch out for the dolphins and the cops then. Boozing, girls, the beach, dolphins, boot's ex, I definately think I'll have a good time.

[chardrian]

Char's spanish tips:

me gustaria una cerveza = i would like a beer

me gustaria una cuba libre = i would like a rum and coke

tengo una verga de doce pulgadas = i have a 12 inch wingwang (although it's a harsher version of wingwang)

cuanto cuesta esa puta? = how much is that whore?

[DaNutsInYoEye]

mexican police are a joke. if they try to hassle you just laugh in their face and tell them you're an american.

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mexican police are a joke. if they try to hassle you just laugh in their face and tell them you're an american.

I imagine this could end up very good or very bad...

[mrhappy333]

Mrhappys spanish(maybe more porto rican):

vamanous ala cama, ah chi cha = Lets go to bed and fuck

granda tata = big tits

momay grande beecho = suck my big dick

picanyo coulo = small ass

Dont walk down the streets with booze!!you will get arrested and robbed by the police!!

Have fun and dont be an ASS

[chardrian]

char's tips on what to say if you are stopped by los federales:

hola, me llamo (state your buddies name), yo soy un pinche gringo. Vivo en la tierra de George Bush - entonces, no puedes hacer nada conmigo. Tu solo quieres mi dinero porque no ganas nada en tu trabajo en este pais de pura mierda. Mira, aqui is $20 (take out a twenty). tal vez puedes usarlo para pagar un coyote para ir a los estados como un mojado y ganara un salario de verdad. Te dare $20 mas para chingar tu esposa (o hija, o madre). Muchas gracias.

And here's the very bad translation from http://ets.freetranslation.com/

Hello, I call me (state your buddies name), I am a darn gringo. I live in the land of George Bush - then, you cannot do anything with me. Your alone one you want my money because does not earn anything in your work in this pies of pure crap. It looks, aqui is $20 (take out to twenty). perhaps you can use it to pay a coyote for go to the states as a wet and gained a salary truly. I gave you $20 but for chingar your wife (or daughter, or mother). Many thanks.

[Iwind]

Great, now I have a lot of good phrases to use down there, thanks guys. Plane leaving in a couple of hours.

[euphoricism]

Dude, I dont know who youve been talking to, but mexican police do NOT fuck around.

Carry a lot of spare cash on you but watch it like a hawk. The world down there runs "off the books".

And if you see a gang of little kids running around, give them money. Theyre tiny fucking terrorists and a little bit of "protection money" goes a LONG, LONG way.

[Iwind]

Yeah, I don't do or say any stupid stuff around the police when I'm travelling abroad, heard that they might hold you 24 hours if you drink booze on the streets, and that would definately suck.

So they have the tiny terrorsits down there, maybe they are like the kids in "hostel" if you've seen the movie, even though probably not as extreme

[Galapogos]

Yeah, I don't do or say any stupid stuff around the police when I'm travelling abroad, heard that they might hold you 24 hours if you drink booze on the streets, and that would definately suck.

Lol! Mexican police are WAYYYY more crooked than that my friend. If they catch you doing anything wrong. You MUST pay them off or you will be put away for more than 24 hours.

I was actually reading in the paper a few weeks ago about a contractor from here (Vancouver) that was given a job down there by some rich couple. He got into an argument with the couple (don't remember the whole story) and they just paid off the police and said he was a criminal basically. He has been in their prison for years now. Only now has his family finally gone through our government channels to get him out. And even that is going to take a while as those wheels turn slowly.

Of course that is a worst case scenario but it gives you a picture of what they're like.

[Iwind]

Oh well, if this is my last post on FTR you know what has happened.

- Iwind

[Galapogos]

Oh well, if this is my last post on FTR you know what has happened.

Haha sorry. Didn't mean to make it sound scary. Mexico kicks ass and especially at spring break. You'll have a blast.

[Iwind]

Hehe, I've survived worse places, and I'm sure I'll have a great time. And if I give the police a decent % of my winnings, I'm sure they'd let me play online poker and post at FTR from the prison as well.

[UG]

There will be booze, chicks, more booze, and more chicks.

My suggestion? Take a camera.

My second suggestion? Take pictures with your camera.


I sometimes forget the second one, and then I'm like fuuuuuuck. Other times I actually take them (or they get taken for me), and then I have pictures of stuff I don't remember which is kind of cool.

[Iwind]

Yeah, that's what I forget too, the second one, but at least I have my camera with me.

[UG]

Sometimes not taking pictures is awesome.

"Wait, you mean there's no actual proof of (insert random act that you did while drunk, like banging a fatty)? Sweeeeeet."

[Numbr2intheWorld]

wait, Iwind, i thought you lived in California

[mrhappy333]

Massimo, you have 666 posts, OMG!!

[Iwind]

I survived, was pretty crazy and a lot of fun

[Galapogos]

Massimo, you have 666 posts, OMG!!

Massimo posted 100 times in the past week?? Crazy times. Where do they all go?

I survived, was pretty crazy and a lot of fun

That's not quite gonna cut it buddy. We need a trip report.

[mrhappy333]

yeah, Trip Report, Pictures ,Tales of policia abuse, vomitting, hookers and ho's?

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brag: ex didnt end up going

beat: I care

[Numbr2intheWorld]

Massimo posted 100 times in the past week?? Crazy times. Where do they all go?

I'm pretty surprised too. I guess i've been hovering around flopturnriver too much! I've been posting in a lot of different forums so...

[Iwind]

Too tired for that right now, spring breaks can really be exhausting, police there was a joke though, especially in Mexico City, they just hang around, 20+ in one place doing nothing. No vomitting, that's no fun, and when it comes to girls it was mostly American freshman girls in Mexico for their first time, was fun