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    Default stalkers, please report to me.

    So before all the posts written after Jan. 14 were lost, did anyone decide they liked me so much that they decided to copy and save my first blog post? Because I didn't save that one, and now it's gone If yes, PM me and I will you forever!

    Far-fetched I know, but I figure there must be at least one weirdo on every poker forum

    lol bah, I know, no one loves me that much. But hey, thought I'd try
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    i've got it,

    "hi, this is courtiebee...(after an hour of reading)....well i hope i didn't go on for too long there, i'll make my next one shorter".
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    Hehe, this is pretty interesting, a buddy of mine is doing a report one of his journalism major courses where he is researching the different means of reporting. His topic just so happened to be 'blogs'. So he contacted me about this and the only blogs I ever read are the ones on FTR, so I pointed him to this site. Well apparantly he's a pretty avid poker player (did not know this), so he copied them all down to read at a later time, to try to find trends between the different authors and compare them. He had this crazy thesis that blog writers have this fierce competition to out-do similar writers and he was using FTR for his examples. I just talked to him about it and he says he has all the blogs for the past couple weeks saved on his hard drive. Everything written above was a complete lie. I am terribly sorry to those whom I have upset.
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    Hi. I'm courtiebee.

    I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti.

    That is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmxicle
    i've got it,

    "hi, this is courtiebee...(after an hour of reading)....well i hope i didn't go on for too long there, i'll make my next one shorter".
    haha somewhere along those lines, eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Hi. I'm courtiebee.

    I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti. I Xianti.

    That is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


    Watch me stream $200 hyper HU and $100 Spins on Twitch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Hehe, this is pretty interesting, a buddy of mine is doing a report one of his journalism major courses where he is researching the different means of reporting. His topic just so happened to be 'blogs'. So he contacted me about this and the only blogs I ever read are the ones on FTR, so I pointed him to this site. Well apparantly he's a pretty avid poker player (did not know this), so he copied them all down to read at a later time, to try to find trends between the different authors and compare them. He had this crazy thesis that blog writers have this fierce competition to out-do similar writers and he was using FTR for his examples. I just talked to him about it and he says he has all the blogs for the past couple weeks saved on his hard drive. Everything written above was a complete lie. I am terribly sorry to those whom I have upset.
    Rofl, that was pretty good dude!
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    will summarized posts help? i think they went like this:

    "i am an addicted gambler, yeah yeah yeah

    hockey rules, blah blah blah

    i have a nice butt, yadda yadda yadda"
    pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
    1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
    2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Hehe, this is pretty interesting, a buddy of mine is doing a report one of his journalism major courses where he is researching the different means of reporting. His topic just so happened to be 'blogs'. So he contacted me about this and the only blogs I ever read are the ones on FTR, so I pointed him to this site. Well apparantly he's a pretty avid poker player (did not know this), so he copied them all down to read at a later time, to try to find trends between the different authors and compare them. He had this crazy thesis that blog writers have this fierce competition to out-do similar writers and he was using FTR for his examples. I just talked to him about it and he says he has all the blogs for the past couple weeks saved on his hard drive. Everything written above was a complete lie. I am terribly sorry to those whom I have upset.
    ha

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