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  • Standard: shes rubbing her ass on your crotch

    20 90.91%

  • Not Standard: you're just dancing, don't be a perv

    2 9.09%
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  1. 11-09-2010 02:27 PM #1
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    Default standard - not standard

    Popping wood while grinding with a girl in a club/bar/at a concert.
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  2. 11-09-2010 02:32 PM #2
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    She's grinding on you
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  3. 11-09-2010 02:34 PM #3
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    hahah boost scares away saudis itt
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  4. 11-09-2010 02:47 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    hahah boost scares away saudis itt

    def the opposite.
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  5. 11-09-2010 02:51 PM #5
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    Even at high school dances this was normal
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  6. 11-09-2010 02:54 PM #6
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    Men are reasonable therefore they believe the former, women are unreasonable therefore they believe the latter
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  7. 11-09-2010 03:01 PM #7
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    grinding's hot as fuck, that's the whole point of it

    refer whatever fucktard questions that to Urban Dictionary: grinding
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  8. 11-09-2010 03:27 PM #8
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    I want to see the opinion of the few females we have present.
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  9. 11-09-2010 03:59 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind View Post
    She's grinding on you
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  10. 11-09-2010 04:03 PM #10
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    never popped wood while dancing. but i'm far from standard i guess

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  11. 11-09-2010 04:26 PM #11
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    I've always wondered how some guys avoid it. I won't go as far as to say that I'm insulted when they don't, but I've always wondered.

    In other words, standard :P
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  12. 11-09-2010 04:32 PM #12
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    One of my friends started popping wood once and kinda panicked and just stopped dancing and stood up straight stock still. Poor confused girl ended up apologizing and walking off.
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  13. 11-09-2010 04:35 PM #13
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    yes! high five Courtney.

    I'm typically drunk, so its like, lol w/e. But sometimes the next morning I have a fleeting thought of "wow, was I perving on some poor girl?" Its one of those things that I don't really dwell on or anything, but have always been curious about.
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  14. 11-09-2010 04:39 PM #14
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    I'm sure some girls are creeped out by it, but it's totally irrational. I mean, wtf do they expect?
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  15. 11-09-2010 04:44 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    One of my friends started popping wood once and kinda panicked and just stopped dancing and stood up straight stock still. Poor confused girl ended up apologizing and walking off.
    hahahaha, you must've given him some shit for that

    Thing is though, I'm british, so fingers on the dancefloor, whilst frowned upon and laughed at if cameraphoned, isn't exactly non-standard
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  16. 11-09-2010 04:49 PM #16
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    I mean there's a difference between like tortoise-shelling yourself on some poor unsuspecting girl versus clearly being grinded on
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  17. 11-09-2010 05:41 PM #17
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    I've had this talk with a lot of girls and they all seem to expect it and have the same thoughts as Courtie. They say that some may be a little weirded out but I mean come on what did they expect
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  18. 11-09-2010 05:57 PM #18
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    Depends on a lot of factors.

    Like age: If you're 65 and some sweet little thing straight from the 70s is grinding all up on yah, that boner is probably the greatest compliment you could give.

    Or relation: If she's your sister, something is going wrong.
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  19. 11-09-2010 06:01 PM #19
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    wait, I'm confused. you mean that's not the basic point of grinding, or at least girls don't see it that way necessarily? and some are even grossed out and/or offended by it?


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  20. 11-09-2010 06:04 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Depends on a lot of factors.

    Like age: If you're 65 and some sweet little thing straight from the 70s is grinding all up on yah, that boner is probably the greatest compliment you could give.

    Or relation: If she's your sister, something is going wrong.

    why would you be grinding with your sister?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    why would you be grinding with your sister?
    With your sister? I think it's obvious.
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  22. 11-09-2010 06:14 PM #22
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    femenazism at its finest george.

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  23. 11-09-2010 06:45 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    With your sister? I think it's obvious.
    ha.
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  24. 11-09-2010 07:00 PM #24
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    Heh, when I was younger it didn't even take grinding.
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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  25. 11-09-2010 07:30 PM #25
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    If she's offended it didn't matter anyway.

    Even if they said non-standard this is far from pervy if bodies are already rubbing together.
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    I dunno man, I tend to get a semi, maybe full wood for a sec, but not like walking off the dance floor with a full on tent
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  27. 11-09-2010 07:38 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Men are reasonable therefore they believe the former, women are unreasonable therefore they believe the latter
    this is pretty much it.
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  28. 11-09-2010 07:42 PM #28
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    If I get wood they earned their tip.

    If I get off they get a really big tip.

    Oh, not that kind of dancing.
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    I'd be more concerned if you didn't pop wood.
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    I popped wood just reading this thread.
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  32. 11-10-2010 12:13 AM #32
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    but how much were you impotent?
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    def standard. it would be an insult to their butt if you didn't at least go half mast.
    do the right thing.
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  34. 11-10-2010 02:28 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    but how much were you impotent?

    lol, I just got this after the fourth time reading it.
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    don't know what to put.

    it's not standard as in it's what happens the majority of the time, but it is standard as in it's not at all unusual for it to happen. it's kinda like 3b'ing A5o IP
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