State of your balls

[swiggidy]

Inspired by
So im shaving my balls, right...

Courtie and SW, you can vote, just replace balls with whatever PC term your prefer for pussy.

[Fortune 500]

Wow. The Commune has gone downhill in the last few days. And it was never that high on the hill to begin with.

Ball shaving, sitting or standing... sigh.

Sad, but oddly amusing nonetheless.

[Reidak]

All natural is nasty. Im sorry.

Guys, you see a girls tang and its a hairy, ominous mess. (ok, i know some guys are into that) but really.. wookie sex is was so 2005.

Girls see you the same way. Show her that you care enough to make your package presentable.

You also run the risk of tickling her nose with your whiskers. Maybe make her sneeze. NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF THIS.

JOIN US. SHAVE TODAY.

[Reidak]

I just noticed the irony in the fact I have the hariest character on sesame street. and fortune has the same avatar.

Perhaps someone can photoshop me this guy... only shaved?

[givememyleg]

Shaving/trimming the bush is necessary and easy.. however shaving the balls is annoying/itchy... I've only done it a few times.

[a500lbgorilla]

Wow. The Commune has gone downhill in the last few days. And it was never that high on the hill to begin with.

Ball shaving, sitting or standing... sigh.

Sad, but oddly amusing nonetheless.

The commune basically rocks now.

[zook]

I trim, but probably not often enough. I'm too scared to take a razor to my boys, and I still get the teabagging, so meh.

Fortune: I have no idea what you're talking about.

The commune basically rocks now.

QFT

[boost]

having your balls sucked when they are smooth as an egg is on a whole nother level of pleasure high-rise.

[swiggidy]

having your balls sucked when they are smooth as an egg is on a whole nother level of pleasure high-rise.

The topic of trimming (not even shaving) came up last year with my drinking buddy from undergrad. He was appalled that I approved. My response "I'm down with anything that increases the likely hood of having my balls licked."

[bigred]

These threads make the ftr aim convos look like content rich threads of genius.

[Da GOAT]

guess im the caveman here, all au naturale im afraid. it would take convincing for me to do any of that stuff.

BTW i heard ppl WAX their balls. Put on the hot wax then applying the strip of paper thing and rip off. NO FUCKING WAY. ill put the wax on but then chicken out, hopefully the wax will wash off eventually. id mack 3 it tho maybe

[boost]

Genital Shaving

yah .. wax.. jesus I dont think I could do that. My ex would say lil things here and there, but I thought only girly men did this. Then I had a convo with lukie in which he told me its standard. Obv I was still like "lol girly men." But since my gf had been dropping hints here and there I was like "fuckit, it could be fun." The thing is, in the summer theres nothing to wick away the sweat, so you gotta baby powder the jewels.


Serious Business.

[XTR1000]

Shaving/trimming the bush is necessary and easy.. however shaving the balls is annoying/itchy... I've only done it a few times.

the grade of itching is a function of how often you shave.

[Reidak]

Yeah. if you shave the boys every few days they wont itch at all after a few weeks of doin it

[jyms]

And if your shaving them, your fingers won't stink if you scratch them.

[bigspenda73]

HAH, Im the only 1.

[Reidak]

nvm. wrong post.

[Sprayed]

Freshly Shorn (standard)

People don't realize the optical illusion that it has on your penis. It adds at least 10 more inches if you look at it from an angle.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

I nick myself occasionally when shaving my facial hair. I've been shaving my balls since ~17 years old and I have never cut myself. I'm not particularly careful either. I mean the first few times you do it you are but after awhile you just stop being a wuss about it. I don't use shaving cream/gel either. I did initially but found it just takes more time and just isn't necessary. A few minutes in hot water is enough.

Just think about it like you're shaving bubble gum. You gotta stretch it out. Unless you're using a straight razor I wouldn't worry about mangling your junk.

[givememyleg]

I'm a new man, with shaved gonads.

[bigspenda73]

You 8 fucks are disgusting, at least trim your shit up.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Would you like to suck THESE balls?

OH YES I'd love to suck those.

[bigspenda73]

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES NUTS

[Reidak]

Would you like to suck THESE balls?

OH YES I'd love to suck those.

my GOD sir! those balls are as smooth as eggs!
Yes, yes ill suck them.

[boost]

chappelle standup amirite?

[XTR1000]

A few minutes in hot water is enough.

i get a better result with cold water.

[funeduc8or]

All natural is nasty. Im sorry.

Guys, you see a girls tang and its a hairy, ominous mess. (ok, i know some guys are into that) but really.. wookie sex is was so 2005.

Girls see you the same way. Show her that you care enough to make your package presentable.

JOIN US. SHAVE TODAY.

From a girl's point of view:
AMEN, BROTHER!!!!!! Nail on the head!!!

And laughing my ASS off at the "wookie sex" comment!!!

[lolzzz_321]

These threads make the ftr aim convos look like content rich threads of genius.

[Reidak]

XTR: whatever works for you, keep it up!
educator: im glad your happy. i laughed too.
trip: i bet it does.

[Bmxicle]

This thread inspired me.


AHHH THE RAZOR BURN.

[bigspenda73]

Hah, me=3%.

Always a minority

[Reidak]

bigspenda.. technically we all did it because we were followers..

Bmxicle.. good job. Keep grinding and in a couple weeks youll be a pro.

And because its getting neglected... http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-53497.htm

I believe that what i talk about in there is more important than your balls when it comes to attraction. read on.