Steak?

[Trikflow77]

Hi I'm looking for someone to steak me. I'm thinking 12-16oz T-Bone, Medium Well Angus Steak. Make it however you want. I promise to eat it all and thank you in the end. If I fail to eat it all I can assure you that I will do the dishes. Thanks and good luck in the kitchen.

Here is the real question.....with or without steak sauce?