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    Default Stoner Question of the Night (White Widoow Edition)

    So I'm sitting on the porch and Family Guy was on. It was the one where Peters Dad is there and thinks Chris is masterbating in the bathroom. Which in turn made me think of the Dane Cook bit (Don't turn this into a I hate/I love Dane Cook thread) where he says "I walked in on my roomate masterbating, oh wait I said that wrong, I walked in on my roomate while I was masterbating. Can I borrow that sock."

    This in turn made me think about the whole sock deal. Myself, I can't remember ever using a sock. So I have a few questions...

    1) Do you put the sock over then sin?

    2) If not, do you just finish sinning on the outside of the sock or inside?

    3) Would the sock just be chucked to the floor and picked up in the normal putting in the hamper cycle or would it be a special and immediate trip to the hamper...

    4) Why a sock? Was it just a readily availble item? Or did that fact that the only part of your body it would touch again would be your feet and also not visable a large majority of the time play a factor. Like, you never hear sinning stories involving scarfs.
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    jeffin off with a sock has got to be a very dry experience
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    4) Why a sock? Was it just a readily availble item? Or did that fact that the only part of your body it would touch again would be your feet and also not visable a large majority of the time play a factor. Like, you never here sinning stories involving scarfs.

    -- I'm assuming shape?

    I'm also permanently scarred by this topic.
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    I've never 'socked' myself but heard a story once of a gut who had a "wanking sock".

    Apparently, his mum found it and said "if you must relieve yourself, there are tissues around the house".

    That's got to be a 9 on the embarrassment-o-meter.
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    there was a guy in my fraternity that would beat off using a pair of mesh gym shorts. He just hung them up by his bed. nastiest shit ever.

    i also hate dane cook.
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    The sock plays the role of catcher. Then you cram it to the bottom of the wash basket like it's been there a long time. The word of the Lord.
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    "sock" is the name of my wife's cunt, sounds like it is a busy place--i wouldn't know
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    get a wife that swallows
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    Years ago... sock was a convenient place. and you use it to catch the finish, not during. And yes, immediate trip to the hamper.

    Now you know way too much about me.
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    get a wife that swallows
    her face is named "shower drain"

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