STOP BUMPING OLD THREADS

[baudib]

If you're reading this sign up for WW!

[wesrman]

Boomp

[triumphant cracker]

Bumparooski!!

[wesrman]

Bump up the Jam!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

[MadMojoMonkey]

Wow. Technotronic.
Forgot about them.

I mean... now we all know wesrman is old.

[CoccoBill]

Hah, who here isn't. I mean yeah wuf was probably like 13 when he joined but even he must be close to 40 by now.

[MadMojoMonkey]

[BennyLaRue]

Ha, this thread is lame.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Everything's lame compared to you, Tom Selleck's mustache.

[wesrman]

Fuck yeah we're old. We all joined in 2007

[BennyLaRue]

Fuck yeah we're old. We all joined in 2007

And yet you're still not a straight flush.

[givememyleg]

[givememyleg]

2 days. new record?

[BennyLaRue]

What record were you going for, longest toenails?

[givememyleg]

What record were you going for, longest toenails?

no but i've now found my new purpose in life.

[frosst]

bump

[OngBonga]

See you in six months. Don't forget to set your next alarm.

[givememyleg]

no

[surviva316]

Ha, this thread is lame.

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[OngBonga]

Benny is one of those guys who seems so cool and confident online that he's probably a socially inept nerd with no irl friends.

[BennyLaRue]

Benny is one of those guys who seems so cool and confident online that he's probably a socially inept nerd with no irl friends.

There were only 5 people at my funeral and 3 were prostitutes.

[OngBonga]

We recently had an issue where I was basically a dick and quoted a section of a deleted post and I had to say sorry for being a bad mod. But I just want to say that I approve of that delete and repost. Correcting bad grammar is the mark of a real man.

I won't even have prostitutes at my funeral. Apart from perhaps my sister.

[Penneywize]

Not a record, but hello nonetheless.

[wesrman]

Mmmmbump

[OngBonga]

This is basically the thread where old members occasionally pop in and say "I'm not dead" before fucking off back into obscurity.

[wesrman]

This is basically the thread where old members occasionally pop in and say "I'm not dead" before fucking off back into obscurity.

It's cathartic.

[mrhappy333]

Omg! This thread still alive!

[surviva316]

Bump

[OngBonga]

Nobody even knows what the record is.

[MadMojoMonkey]

He does, and it is.


Post 671 is by surviva tracking the records.

The record in that post was broken in post 678, according to what I can see.
That was about 6.5 months

[OngBonga]

I'm just gonna start posting itt on a monthly basis, ruin his fun.

[givememyleg]

207 days, you filthy animals. Do I win anything? Or did I do a combo breaker?

[OngBonga]

We'll be seeing surviva in 208 days then

[Warpe]

‘Sup?

[OngBonga]

Well that's not 208 days. Hopefully someone got an email alert to force them to set a new reminder.

[surviva316]

207 days, you filthy animals. Do I win anything? Or did I do a combo breaker?

GMML trying to break my record: https://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_a...ams-titans.gif

[LeFou]

‘Sup?

Oh, hi Warpe! I'm doing okay.. you?

[surviva316]

any tips on how to casually bring up the fact that you're the current "stop bumping old threads" record holder in everyday conversation?

[MadMojoMonkey]

You like this shirt? I've had it for years.

Speaking of old threads...

[surviva316]

What percentage of this site’s revenue can be traced back to this thread at this point?

[MadMojoMonkey]

This site doesn't generate revenue.

[surviva316]

Is there anything in the DSM about posting here?

[surviva316]

Does it count as a bump if it's still the third highest thread on this sub?

[givememyleg]

who are you people?

[OngBonga]

Remember when one of our former members made the final table at the WSOP? And he turned up in a suit looking like a gangsta? Those were the days.

[Keith]

he's alive?

[OngBonga]

I thought about retiring at precisely 25k posts but you've made me reply to you to confirm I am indeed alive and now that means another 4999 posts at least, well done Keith.

[surviva316]

who are you people?

How soon we forget your worst ever employee

[surviva316]

FTR confirmed dead?

[MadMojoMonkey]

FTR confirmed dead?

I was thinking the same.

[oskar]

Would be too bad. Wuf called a Kanye presidency and I believe we're closer to that happening than ever before. Would be a shame if he can't come back to celebrate his prediction coming through.
You can say what you want about the Trump/Musk oligarchy, but at least they made comedy legal again, and isn't that something.

But back on topic: This would be the second BBS I've helped kill. Not sure if that says more about my age or ability.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Lol. I forgot about that Kanye POTUS prediction.

I hope wuf is doing well.

[LeFou]

I never knew about a member at the final table.. who was it? I'm guessing Fnord.

[MadMojoMonkey]

I never knew about a member at the final table.. who was it? I'm guessing Fnord.

It was gabe. (Pretty sure)

https://www.cardplayer.com/poker-pla...gabe-patgorski

[CoccoBill]

https://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerf...ow-190973.html

[surviva316]

It was Numbr2intheWorld a/k/a (I think) Massimo a/k/a Max Steinberg a/k/a ISP’s brother

[surviva316]

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[OngBonga]

What's the record?

[OngBonga]

It was Numbr2intheWorld a/k/a (I think) Massimo a/k/a Max Steinberg a/k/a ISP’s brother

Yup this.

[OngBonga]

He finished 4th in 2015

[OngBonga]

Holy shit gabe won $5m in 2019