note: names changed to protect the innocent

swiggidy: so I went to bar last night to watch the boxing match
my_sister: mk
swiggidy: so this chick starts talking to us, not sure what she was saying
swiggidy: she was wasted
my_sister: mk
swiggidy: she had black fingernail polish, and kinda bangs
my_sister: scenester?
swiggidy: so I interrupted her (because I wasn't listening anyway) and said "are you emo"
swiggidy: except for what I listed she looked sorority
swiggidy: so she started a soapbox about how she hates emo
my_sister: i love you
swiggidy: and how she was fromthe country at is was so lame that people were emo
swiggidy: so I say "yeah you just wanna tell him, stop being a bitch, get on your tractor and go plow the fields"
swiggidy: and she's all "OMG, totally I know"
my_sister: ahahaha!
swiggidy: so then I say "or if it's a girl, cunt go bake me a pie"
my_sister: haha what'd she say?
swiggidy: she was shocked
swiggidy: then her 6'5" bf came over and bitched at her for talking to a table of guys
swiggidy: so she started crying
my_sister: shes sounds like oodles of fun
swiggidy: then he left and I said something stupid and she smiled and stopped crying
swiggidy: then she fell over