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Talking to god . . .

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  1. 11-30-2011 10:37 AM #1
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    Default Talking to god . . .

    Ran across this story on another forum and thought I'd share here:

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  2. 11-30-2011 10:40 AM #2
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    tl;dr

    Too early. Might try again later.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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  3. 11-30-2011 11:10 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    tl;dr

    Too early. Might try again later.
    Fwiw, my opinion dictates that it's well worth it. It won't necessarily be for everyone's liking though.
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  4. 11-30-2011 02:58 PM #4
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    Read it, enjoyed, bookmarked.

    Spelling mistake ruined the flow a tad ( dangersous).
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  5. 11-30-2011 03:54 PM #5
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    Actually a very interesting read
    I like balls.
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  6. 11-30-2011 04:05 PM #6
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    That was a good read.

    Thanks!
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  7. 11-30-2011 06:59 PM #7
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    I saw God the other day, by the river on a rainy afternoon. He helped a kitten that was left all alone. It's a God that only I can see. A black winged angel that came down from the heavens just for me.
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    After reading it, I kinda wish the guy who did The Man from Earth, would do a movie about this.
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  9. 11-30-2011 07:43 PM #9
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    hi my name is ryan and i am atheist

    please do not pm me asking to join ur church ty much love
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  10. 11-30-2011 08:23 PM #10
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    Didn't read much, but then went back

    Interesting, but also lacking in veracity, in case anybody thinks maybe it's legit and those could be the words of god or something
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    After reading it, I kinda wish the guy who did The Man from Earth, would do a movie about this.
    man, that movie was so good. I gotta rewatch it sometime soon...
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    Quote Originally Posted by god apparently View Post
    It's no fun being worshipped once you stop being an adolescent teenager. Having said that, it's not at all unusual for developing species to go through that phase.
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    , they must grow out of it and begin to accept their own power and potential. It's very akin to a child’s relationship with its parents. The awe and worship must disappear before the child can become an adult ,
    wat

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    ‘Just one final, trivial question, why do you appear to me in the form of a thirty something white male?’
    ‘have I in any way intimidated or threatened you?’
    ‘No’
    ‘Do you find me sexually attractive?’
    ‘er No!’
    ‘So figure it out for yourself…
    edit - if i was god i'd probably expoit it by being hot to everyone = probably why i'm not god...
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    don't raise with the straight flush bro, nobody ever gonna call that shit
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