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  1. 09-17-2006 03:43 PM #1
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    Default taping bacon to a cat




    pwnd
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  2. 09-17-2006 03:54 PM #2
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    WTF?

    What the hell did you do last night? (Assuming this is taken by you.)
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  3. 09-17-2006 04:07 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    WTF?

    What the hell did you do last night? (Assuming this is taken by you.)
    this was def not taken by me.
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  4. 09-17-2006 04:21 PM #4
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    Maybe it was bigred?
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    regardless of the identity of the culprit and whatnot, that is funny shit.
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  6. 09-17-2006 05:00 PM #6
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  7. 09-17-2006 05:12 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i dont get it
    because this is how you normally feed your kitty?
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  8. 09-17-2006 05:31 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i dont get it
    Ya neither did I. I think we need to be on acid or something equivalent.
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  9. 09-17-2006 05:36 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Maybe it was bigred?
    I don't put me meat on the pussy(cat), I put it in.
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  10. 09-17-2006 06:44 PM #10
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    im not sure i "get it" either

    but look guys, its bacon... on a cat...
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  11. 09-17-2006 06:50 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    but look guys, its snakes... on a plane...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y
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  12. 09-17-2006 08:33 PM #12
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    Default Re: taping bacon to a cat

    It might be funny if the cat looked like it was trying to get to the bacon and was going in circles or something. But the cat just looks confused. As it should. I too would be confused if someone taped bacon to me.
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  13. 09-17-2006 08:41 PM #13
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    dont cats eat fish and not bacon?
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    I wonder if the cat still is running around with the bacon taped on...
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  15. 09-17-2006 09:09 PM #15
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    ...all we need now is a bacon loving, cat hating dog

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    GET THIS MOTHAFUCKING BACON OFF THIS MOTHAFUCKING CAT
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  17. 09-18-2006 02:01 AM #17
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    dudes you don't know anything.

    You tape bacon to a cat, so you can release it into the wild and watch it get eaten by some larger predatory animal.

    gawd you guys are dummies
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    no, you know cat's always land on their feet... and bacon always lands... ehm, bacon sandwhiches always land on the bacon... eh... you know... you tape bacon to the, eh, cat and toss it... and it lands... eh cats land on their feet and therefore, you know, the bacon is not on it's feet, because it's taped... eh.. well you get it
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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  19. 09-18-2006 09:42 AM #19
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    This is almost as funny as the time I taped a cupcake to the side of my ex-girlfriend.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  20. 09-18-2006 10:22 AM #20
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    You know what they say about cupcakes. "Moment on the lips, month on the hips." I hope you used duct tape.
    Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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  21. 09-18-2006 11:16 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    You know what they say about cupcakes. "Moment on the lips, month on the hips." I hope you used duct tape.
    Yes I did, but I forgot my ex-girlfriend has arms with hands at the end of them, which are suprisingly efficient at accessing snack treats fastened within reach by a variety of adhesive materials.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  22. 09-18-2006 12:01 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    You know what they say about cupcakes. "Moment on the lips, month on the hips." I hope you used duct tape.
    Yes I did, but I forgot my ex-girlfriend has arms with hands at the end of them, which are suprisingly efficient at accessing snack treats fastened within reach by a variety of adhesive materials.
    LOL

    How dare you disobey me cupcake, come to my mouth.
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  23. 09-18-2006 01:16 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    This is almost as funny as the time I taped a cupcake to the side of my ex-girlfriend.
    Wonder why she's your ex?

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    now I know why raw bacon can give you tapeworms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    now I know why raw bacon can give you tapeworms
    womp womp wommmp
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  26. 09-18-2006 01:37 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    This is almost as funny as the time I taped a cupcake to the side of my ex-girlfriend.
    Wonder why she's your ex?

    -Chris
    Because I taped too many cupcakes to her side?
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Because she was fat?
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