Tell me how sad this picture is

[lambchopdc]

This is the final table of rebuy madness right now.....whats wrong with this picture???

[midas06]

I played the $0.5 a few times just to make the FT so I could ask for a 9 way chop. Never thought that it would happen in a 'real' mtt...

[dthorne04]

this is not right.

[lolzzz_321]

lol...

[lambchopdc]

Marinersheep [observer]: JUST SAY NO
ddbaby: ill only so it based on chip count
E4OCELLO [observer]: take obs chat OFF
rexmundi1337 [observer]: MICADOO MUST BE A LUCKSACK TO MAKE IT THIS FAR
Saltwater77: me too chip count chop
MICADOO: i agree
tkell13: fine with me
HostScottW [Support]: Ok obs chat off for a while.
MICADOO: pause after this scott
HostScottW [Support]: I'm gonna pause the event now
Dealer: The break will start when the current hand finishes
Saltwater77: ty
Dealer: ddbaby has a pair of Kings
tkell13: ty
Dealer: Game #3989619745: ddbaby wins pot (1137000) with a pair of Kings
Administrator: The tournament has been manually paused to allow the players to discuss a deal
ddbaby: i told yall not to mess with a peach
MICADOO: chip count chop yes
HostScottW [Support]: Ok, so once more: is there anyone who doesn't want to chop before i get figures?
ddbaby: can you give us the numbers scott?
oscarbravo: majority
Kurious2: i will chop
tkell13: chop it
HostScottW [Support]: I can yes.
MICADOO: chop
HostScottW [Support]: Will take a while with 9 of you, but it isn't the first time we've done this
MICADOO: leave 1500 for winner
HostScottW [Support]: I'll be back in a few mins
ddbaby: will decide after figures
oscarbravo: by chip count only
ddbaby: im in for now
Kurious2: give us figures
HostScottW [Support]: You'll get figures in a few mins. Sit tight.
MICADOO: u guys never had ur aa cracked i guess
Cuda Ducks: give the figures
ddbaby: who, you my hero, thanks for your encouragement
oscarbravo: never got action with aces
ddbaby: i folded AA twice to get here
MICADOO: lol
ddbaby: takes alot of discipline
MICADOO: i folded 72 like 10 times
Kurious2: folded AA once
Cuda Ducks: Well, I have little place to go but up. So, what's the deal?
ddbaby: are we leaving 1500 for winner?
MICADOO: its alot of algerbra
Cuda Ducks: How do we vote, anyway?
MICADOO: after he shows numbers
HostScottW [Support]: You're getting chip count ina few mins. Takes a while with this many players.
HostScottW [Support]: Please be patient
Cuda Ducks: by chat?
MICADOO: yes
oscarbravo: ty
Cuda Ducks: ty
MICADOO: ty scott
Cuda Ducks: who's Scott?
MICADOO: support
Cuda Ducks: ah
ddbaby: wake up
MICADOO: nice come back dd
HostScottW [Support]: Ok, numbers in a sec. Everyone quite for a sec pls
ddbaby: ty man
HostScottW [Support]: oscar: $8929, micado: $8511, ddbaby: $7528, saltwater: $6268, Kurios: $4226, tkell: $3426, stock: $3060, Cuda: $2741, baci: $1809
HostScottW [Support]: That's the chip count numbers.
MICADOO: agree
ddbaby: i agree
Saltwater77: hell yeah...for 10 bucks
tkell13: chop
Cuda Ducks: agree
Kurious2: agree
stocktrader7: agree
oscarbravo: agree
HostScottW [Support]: I need 9 "I agree"s
Saltwater77: i agree....#1
tkell13: i agree
MICADOO: i agee
tkell13: #2
Cuda Ducks: I agree
baci: agree
Kurious2: agree
HostScottW [Support]: Counting....
oscarbravo: agree
ddbaby: are we leaving 1500 on table?
HostScottW [Support]: Ok, I see 9 agrees. I'm confirming the deal in 10s unless anyone shouts.
ddbaby: or what?
HostScottW [Support]: No dd.
MICADOO: everybody give 200 + 1800
MICADOO: =1800
MICADOO: fo winner
oscarbravo: ok
ddbaby: yea i like that and tlb points
Kurious2: sure
Cuda Ducks: ok
HostScottW [Support]: We have 9 "I agrees" to the chip count chop.
MICADOO: i agree
tkell13: i agree
Kurious2: agree
HostScottW [Support]: Anyone *not* want to throw $200 in to the winner?
baci: i agree
ddbaby: agree
MICADOO: 1800 left for winner?
Cuda Ducks: I'm for it
tkell13: i agree
Kurious2: yes
stocktrader7: I agree
Saltwater77: i agree
HostScottW [Support]: Ok, so the deal is the above numbers, minus $200 from everyone going to the winner. Once again, keep quite if you agree. You have 10 seconds to voice any disagreement before I confirm
MICADOO: i agree to chop w/ every one putting in $200 to play for 1st
HostScottW [Support]: 5s
HostScottW [Support]: 4
HostScottW [Support]: 3
HostScottW [Support]: 2
HostScottW [Support]: 1
HostScottW [Support]: Deal done
baci: no
MICADOO: gl guys
oscarbravo: ty scott
ddbaby: gl
Kurious2: nice guys - smart too
Saltwater77: ty scott...gl all
Cuda Ducks: ty scott
tkell13: gl everyone
ddbaby: ty guys
stocktrader7: gl
ddbaby: ty scott
stocktrader7: night
oscarbravo: gl
tkell13: thx scott
HostScottW [Support]: I'll restart the event in a second so you can play it out for the $1800.
Saltwater77: yes...good night
MICADOO: lets play for the $1800
Saltwater77: bring it on
tkell13: lets do it
stocktrader7: ok
ddbaby: lets go boys
Cuda Ducks: yea
tkell13: this should be fun
MICADOO: its on

[lambchopdc]

HostScottW [Support]: You guys want obs chat back on by the way?
tkell13: when do they put the money in our accounts
ddbaby: yes
Dealer: Kurious2, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Saltwater77: when will the money hit our accounts scott?
HostScottW [Support]: You'll get the intial prize when you finish. Once the tournament has fully completed I'll do transfers to make sure everyone gets the correct amount
Dealer: Saltwater77 has a straight, Eight to Queen
Dealer: stocktrader7 has a pair of Kings
Dealer: Game #3989659534: Saltwater77 wins pot (1308388) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Dealer: stocktrader7 finished the tournament in 9th place
BeesMoose [observer]: worst.....deal.....ever......
ddbaby: wow, vnh
thedonator42 [observer]: OMG
PlayaPlz [observer]: JOKE
HostScottW [Support]: Obs chat on
twistin 1 [observer]: OMG OMG OMG
Marinersheep [observer]: OMG
Marinersheep [observer]: OMG
PlayaPlz [observer]: JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Marinersheep [observer]: OMG
Marinersheep [observer]: OMG
#1donkeyfan [observer]: wow
Marinersheep [observer]: OMG
thedonator42 [observer]: BIGGEST DONKS EVER
PlayaPlz [observer]: JOKEEEEEEEEEE
PlayaPlz [observer]: JOKE
vadgebadger [observer]: gheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Marinersheep [observer]: TY SCOTT
PlayaPlz [observer]: JOKE
lambchopdc [observer]: idiots all of you!
PlayaPlz [observer]: JOKE
apestyles [observer]: (V)
Whodatjust1 [observer]: DD
Marinersheep [observer]: SCOTT
thedonator42 [observer]: SCOTT I LOVE YOU
TheFolddaddy [observer]: i just threw up in my mouth
twistin 1 [observer]: lololol
Whodatjust1 [observer]: DD
Whodatjust1 [observer]: DD
Whodatjust1 [observer]: DD
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Marinersheep [observer]: HOW FUNNY WAS THIS?
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
BeesMoose [observer]: LOL
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Dealer: tkell13, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
Whodatjust1 [observer]: D
thedonator42 [observer]: THESE DONKS SHOULD ALL BE SHOT
BeesMoose [observer]: WTFFFFFFFFFFF
Chisness [observer]: marinersheep!!!
Marinersheep [observer]: ARE YOU PISSED SCOTT?
HostScottW [Support]: Ok, any more spamming I kill chat on you
twistin 1 [observer]: GAY
Cuda Ducks: ty
Chisness [observer]: marinersheep!!!
U MUST LOOK [observer]: go baci kick there rs
TheFolddaddy [observer]: literally threw up in my mouth over that deal
#1donkeyfan [observer]: lol at 9 way chop
Marinersheep [observer]: CHISNESS!
Dealer: Game #3989662433: Cuda Ducks wins pot (84000)
Whodatjust1 [observer]: grats DD
PlayaPlz [observer]: nice deal BCI
DARK JEDI [observer]: can't believe baci agreed to give up 200 same as guy getting 1st of 8200
PlayaPlz [observer]: BACI*
Marinersheep [observer]: WE JUST WITNESSED THE FUNNIEST MOMENT IN POKERSTARS HISTORY
E4OCELLO [observer]: just turn it off
HostScottW [Support]: Last warning, spamming or insults gets a chat ban observers.
Chisness [observer]: what
apestyles [observer]: BACI OWNS
isuck123 [observer]: i had to come here to see it
Marinersheep [observer]: sorry scott
Marinersheep [observer]: i will not insult them anymore
BeesMoose [observer]: lol@ Ape
thedonator42 [observer]: this is prolly the best thing i've ever seen
Whodatjust1 [observer]: dd u gonna go on vacation now

[lambchopdc]

Marinersheep [observer]: i'm on aim dude
Dealer: baci has a pair of Kings
Dealer: oscarbravo has a pair of Aces
stocktrader7 [observer]: how much did i recieve scott?
Dealer: Game #3989663939: oscarbravo wins pot (523806) with a pair of Aces
Dealer: baci finished the tournament in 8th place
apestyles [observer]: GG BACI
Whodatjust1 [observer]: dd u got MSn messenger
HostScottW [Support]: I've actually done a few 9 way chops before. They aren't common, but they happen.
jameslif51 [observer]: lol
thedonator42 [observer]: LOL
Marinersheep [observer]: lol
thedonator42 [observer]: NO THEY DON'T SCOTT
vadgebadger [observer]: very well done BACI
#1donkeyfan [observer]: lol
TheFolddaddy [observer]: lol
thedonator42 [observer]: YOU LIAR
ROLLOTHOMAS [observer]: lol
vadgebadger [observer]: you da man
Marinersheep [observer]: APE
HostScottW [Support]: You'll get $2860 stock
ddbaby: when you tired
PlayaPlz [observer]: this the biggest chop ever?
Marinersheep [observer]: DO YOU HAVE AIM APE?
Saltwater77: i think we are all just very tired and want to go to bed
PlayaPlz [observer]: ever a 2 table chop?
apestyles [observer]: YUP
thedonator42 [observer]: WORST CHOP IN THE HISTORY OF POKERSTARS
HostScottW [Support]: We don't 2 table chop
ddbaby: yes we are tired
PlayaPlz [observer]: ok
U MUST LOOK [observer]: whats spamming sc
Dealer: tkell13 has a pair of Eights
Dealer: oscarbravo has three of a kind, Queens
U MUST LOOK [observer]: SCOTT
Dealer: Game #3989666063: oscarbravo wins pot (1527750) with three of a kind, Queens
Dealer: tkell13 finished the tournament in 7th place
ddbaby: nh
twistin 1 [observer]: TAKES JUST THE RIGHT 9 PEOPLE
apestyles [observer]: mariner
Marinersheep [observer]: yeah
jameslif51 [observer]: are you all going to Kmart I hear panties are on sale
apestyles [observer]: ill give it to you at another time
thedonator42 [observer]: scott, do you guys go back to the office and laugh at these donks?
tkell13 [observer]: what did i get scott
#1donkeyfan [observer]: yep i fuess so
HostScottW [Support]: Spamming - repeating the same pointless comment over and over
Marinersheep [observer]: COME TO MY $109MTT TABLE
apestyles [observer]: why
apestyles [observer]: why
apestyles [observer]: hwy
stocktrader7 [observer]: scott i only see about 1k credited to my acct??
apestyles [observer]: soryr
U MUST LOOK [observer]: ok
Dealer: Game #3989668392: Saltwater77 wins pot (168000)
apestyles [observer]: sorry
thedonator42 [observer]: LOL @ APESTYLES
HostScottW [Support]: tkell: you will get $3226
lambchopdc [observer]: hey scott i have a legitimate question
tkell13 [observer]: thank you sir
HostScottW [Support]: Fire away lamb
tkell13 [observer]: not a bad $30 investment
Whodatjust1 [observer]: dd don't forget out deal but u don't have to if u don't want o
lambchopdc [observer]: what was the first thing that came to your head when u showed up and saw 9 people, i want an HONEST answer
ddbaby: i still will
HostScottW [Support]: lol
ddbaby: spread some love
Dealer: Game #3989669389: Saltwater77 wins pot (858000)
Whodatjust1 [observer]: dd 4k right
NDGrinder59 [observer]: 9 WAY CHOP
TheFolddaddy [observer]: if you're all tired, and chopped, why are you still really playing?
MattieBoy131 [observer]: DDbaby, how much are you in for?
Whodatjust1 [observer]: 4k right dd
Marinersheep [observer]: lol @ host scott
MattieBoy131 [observer]: 30$?
HostScottW [Support]: "Oh no, not another one" Something close to that.
HostScottW [Support]: Actually, this one was pretty smooth, I'e had much, *much* worse

[lambchopdc]

actual post on Pocket Fives -
Re(2): OMG FT of the Stars 55k
by thedonator42 on 2/16/2006 04:31

Best comment award:

lambchopdc [observer]: NEWSFLASH - JJPRODIGY MAKES $55k FT 9 TIMES IN ONE NITE

[dthorne04]

Marinersheep [observer]: AND SO ENDS THE GREATEST FINAL TABLE OF ALL TIME

HostScottW [Support]: Ok, so the deal is the above numbers, minus $200 from everyone going to the winner. Once again, keep quite if you agree. You have 10 seconds to voice any disagreement before I confirm
HostScottW [Support]: 5s
HostScottW [Support]: 4
HostScottW [Support]: 3
HostScottW [Support]: 2
HostScottW [Support]: 1
HostScottW [Support]: Deal done
baci: no

Hehe.

[gabe]

soon they will have chops on the final two tables.

[midas06]

No, Scott said they don't do that. Bastards.

[WildBobAA]

That's awful

[™]

haha got a good laugh from the chat log

[gabe]

it would be fun to just sit out in a mtt and wait for a few people to bust, then everyone demand chops.

roi would always be +!

[nickthefool]

not sure, but if you dont have more chips than u started with, if they did a chip-count chop then you would be getting back less than the entry fee i think?

[bigred]

Can i get the cliff notes, besides 9 people chopping?

ADD only lets me read two sentences....

Who likes ice cream?

[a500lbgorilla]

it would be fun to just sit out in a mtt and wait for a few people to bust, then everyone demand chops.

roi would always be +!

rake?

[boost]

Saltwater77: hell yeah...for 10 bucks


and yah this one actually went super smooth for a 9way chop. Its cuz they are all super passive donks, they didnt question a thing. The guy in 9th got like 1800 in the chop, then agreed to give up 200$ for first place. YOU ARE NOT GONNA WIN THIS, WHY WOULD YOU GIVE UP 1/9th of your winnings!? rofl rofl rofl. Thats the epitomy of passive.

[lambchopdc]

BTW.....i would take this chop as the chip leader so f'in fast its sick. 9 handed and the table guarantees you 2nd place money....cha ching...so +EV its disgusting. Laugh your ass off all the way to the bank lol.

[journey075]

Saltwater77: hell yeah...for 10 bucks


and yah this one actually went super smooth for a 9way chop. Its cuz they are all super passive donks, they didnt question a thing. The guy in 9th got like 1800 in the chop, then agreed to give up 200$ for first place. YOU ARE NOT GONNA WIN THIS, WHY WOULD YOU GIVE UP 1/9th of your winnings!? rofl rofl rofl. Thats the epitomy of passive.

epitome.

[boost]

Saltwater77: hell yeah...for 10 bucks


and yah this one actually went super smooth for a 9way chop. Its cuz they are all super passive donks, they didnt question a thing. The guy in 9th got like 1800 in the chop, then agreed to give up 200$ for first place. YOU ARE NOT GONNA WIN THIS, WHY WOULD YOU GIVE UP 1/9th of your winnings!? rofl rofl rofl. Thats the epitomy of passive.

epitome.

blow me grammar nazi.

[journey075]

Saltwater77: hell yeah...for 10 bucks


and yah this one actually went super smooth for a 9way chop. Its cuz they are all super passive donks, they didnt question a thing. The guy in 9th got like 1800 in the chop, then agreed to give up 200$ for first place. YOU ARE NOT GONNA WIN THIS, WHY WOULD YOU GIVE UP 1/9th of your winnings!? rofl rofl rofl. Thats the epitomy of passive.

epitome.

blow me grammar nazi.

spelling nazi.

[tcpj4]

not sure, but if you dont have more chips than u started with, if they did a chip-count chop then you would be getting back less than the entry fee i think?

Obviously in that situation you don't agree to chop.

[Staple Gun]

Me and someone from FTR (I forget who) wanted to play a $5 HU sng then email support for a chop :0 we should've, we didnt wanna watse the 50 cent rake though.

Heres a challenge, get a 4-way chop of a play money SnG done by support.

[boost]

no site chops play money.

[swiggidy]

This is the final table of rebuy madness right now.....whats wrong with this picture???

Totally noob question. What's the answer to this? I see nothing wrong with the table.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

The table is full...

[badandy519]

The table is full...

of...........

[DaNutsInYoEye]

The table is full...

of...........

Morons... with the possible exception the current chip leader that was basically gauranteed 2nd place money. I'd take that deal in a heart beat, but he probably wouldn't understand why.

Ok, to save you guys from repeating the donktastic decisions of others I'll spell it out...

The table is full. This is a final table and all nine players are still in. If you look at the chat though the game is paused so they can discuss a deal. Usually deals are discussed when it gets down to 2-3 players, occasionally more. Making a deal with 9 people left is, well... pretty rediculous.

For all 9 players to agree to such a deal makes it painfully obvious that these players are pretty clueless. They have the mentality of "Wow, I made a final table and I'll be more than happy to settle for any gauranteed amount of money that is more than what 9th place gets."
A decent player with any concept of equity, any faith in their ablities, or any sense of competition wouldn't consider such nonesense.

[badandy519]

Dnuts, i knew exactly what you meant.... i was just letting someone else fill in the blank

[journey075]

dnuts, i knew exactly what you meant...i was just letting someone else fill in the blank

[midas06]

Staplegun, Ake and I tried to chop a play money SnG. They denied us

[Muxy]

it would be fun to just sit out in a mtt and wait for a few people to bust, then everyone demand chops.

roi would always be +!

rake?

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