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  1. 06-21-2007 04:42 PM #1
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    Default Test your skills with the ladies!

    Thought some of you might find this amusing

    Don't spend too long at it!

    http://arianeb.com/dateariane/default.htm

    ..errmm might be NSFW depending on your skills!
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  2. 06-21-2007 04:53 PM #2
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    Im at work so I won't open cuz I guarantee Ill make it NSFW
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  3. 06-21-2007 05:04 PM #3
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  4. 06-21-2007 05:08 PM #4
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    I must not have any game, it broke my browser after she beckoned me back to the couch after dancing.
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  5. 06-21-2007 06:47 PM #5
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    i can't even score with fake chicks....i suck - i got her in a swimsuit, but she kept kicking me out!
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  6. 06-21-2007 10:38 PM #6
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    Well I had a shower with her then got her naked in bed... then she passed out drunk after some touchy feely. Bloody women.
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

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    She keeps breaking my browser, is she out of my league?
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  8. 06-22-2007 04:24 AM #8
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    I spent a good twenty minutes on this biatch and didn't get past a 5!!!
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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  9. 06-22-2007 07:43 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by LimpinAintEZ
    i can't even score with fake chicks....
    I wouldn't worry about it - I know plenty of women who give it up loads more easily than this one!

    Having said that I have never been naked swimming with 2 women apart from with Ariane and her lesbian friend from the lingerie shop erv:
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  10. 06-22-2007 09:12 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by HiLo
    I wouldn't worry about it - I know plenty of women who give it up loads more easily than this one!

    Having said that I have never been naked swimming with 2 women apart from with Ariane and her lesbian friend from the lingerie shop erv:
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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  11. 06-22-2007 02:11 PM #11
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    Anybody else bone her? I got it on in the Jeep outside the convenience store. Word.
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  12. 06-22-2007 06:26 PM #12
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    6 out of 10

    I have her in the hot tub, she tells me to french her, I do, then she says to explore further down, I do and she bitchslaps my ass. I was rocking until then. Goddaymn. Guess I should respect the sluts. Steak dinner was good though, dancing to soft rock always gets em in the mood.

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  14. 06-22-2007 06:38 PM #14
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    She seems to be giving me a 10/10!
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    Its so flawed as she rewards you for treating her nice. In real life if you stood her up and then turned up drunk, threw up in her bin and fell asleep on her bed you'd get action. Girls love the bad boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    rilla stoned on the couch

    ahahahah
    I just kept clicking on her shirt.
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  20. 06-22-2007 08:23 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackatom
    Anybody else bone her? I got it on in the Jeep outside the convenience store. Word.
    of course..she always gives it up for me...

    warning - folliwing pics are very sad and def NSFW!









































































    BJ by the jeep...


    banged in the back of the jeep


    banged in the hot tub


    and again in the bed - but she always turns the light off (?!) so only this pic!
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  21. 06-22-2007 08:28 PM #21
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    yeah i only made 50 bucks playing poker today, but what the hell i got virtually laid 3 times!
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  22. 06-22-2007 08:46 PM #22
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    i was playing truth or dare and she dared me to stroke my cock til it was hard, so naturally i dared her to play with her pussy and she was like NO WAY NUH UH I DONT DO DAT

    damn bitch

    nice pics, could never bone her!
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  23. 06-23-2007 12:26 AM #23
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    Taking a girl to amateur night at a strip club on the first date has to be the key to getting in her pants right?!?!



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    Compliment, Smart, kiss cheek
    Touch hair, kiss,
    dance to soft rock (maybe rock or country first, not sure if that's necessary)
    - kiss
    - cop feel

    If you don't get enough kisses in then you're not "intimate" enough later. This pretty much fullfills it.

    It also helps to get her drunk. So Kitchen, drink, drink, dinner (compliment, eat, drink, compliment, drink, talk works well). She can't have anything else for the rest of the night.

    This is actually very well done. I would recommend downloading it (and playing in IE obv). Plus, then you can just look at all the pics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    When you start,
    Compliment, Smart, kiss cheek
    Touch hair, kiss,
    dance to soft rock (maybe rock or country first, not sure if that's necessary)
    - kiss
    - cop feel

    If you don't get enough kisses in then you're not "intimate" enough later. This pretty much fullfills it.

    It also helps to get her drunk. So Kitchen, drink, drink, dinner (compliment, eat, drink, compliment, drink, talk works well). She can't have anything else for the rest of the night.

    This is actually very well done. I would recommend downloading it (and playing in IE obv). Plus, then you can just look at all the pics.
    virtual dating advice, and im still striking out - at least im getting her breasts in hand, but im still a loser
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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  30. 06-23-2007 08:27 PM #30
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    I still haven't figured out how to get a BJ from her yet
    a strategy guide to getting a virtual bj!

    -joke
    -compliment
    -kiss
    -kitchen 2 glasses of wine
    -steak dinner
    -eat
    -drink 1 glass of wine
    -compliment
    -talk
    -go for a drive
    -fill up gas at the gas station (she goes in to get a camera)
    a strategy guide to getting yourself a virtual blowjob!
    -drive to outskirts
    -take a senic drive
    -go to the lookout point (or strip club for amateur night if you just want to get laid)
    -get out of the car
    -take her picture
    -ask her to make modeling pose
    -compliment her gorgeous
    -ask her for sexier pose
    -compliment
    then just keep making here do slutier things mixed in with a compliment everytime before you take it further
    once shes in her underwear say "go as far as you like you can quit any time
    -then keep the patern of compliment take it further then she gets you naked and you can either have sex or get a bj.



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  31. 06-24-2007 03:14 AM #31
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    Yep this is pretty much it.

    Hug, poem, compliment eyes and the kiss cheek is how I start, then 3 glasses of wine (though not al together - in different rooms) then she's yours.
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    If you don't get enough kisses in then you're not "intimate" enough later.
    Ah, so THATS why she didn't let me watch her pee!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    If you don't get enough kisses in then you're not "intimate" enough later.
    Ah, so THATS why she didn't let me watch her pee!
    ''

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    I'm pretty sure it's impossible to get a threesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    I'm pretty sure it's impossible to get a threesome.
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