1) Texas is going to win, fine
2) 2 obvious non-calls on pass interferance against Tx in the first half
3) exact same defense, except it gets called against tOSU in the 2nd half
4) a couple plays later McCoy struts into the endzone like a "badass". I yell "Fuck you don't strut I will rape your family" in the bar. My "friends" look appalled. Three random people walk up and cheers me saying "that's what I was thinking, but scared to say"
5) I have to leave the bar because the people I'm with are fucking gossiping and not even watching the game. I'll give one dude a flyer because he was hitting on a super fly chick.
6) I can't find the link, but over the last 3 years tOSU is dead last in opponents penalties against. Clearly our opponents do nothing wrong.

Finally a reluctant shoutout to Florida because Jerry owns my soul.