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    Default thanks ftr

    for the fact that i can drop the fuckbomb here any time i want UNLIKE SOME FORUMS I COULD MENTION

    thats fucking all
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    Default Re: thanks ftr

    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    for the fact that i can drop the fuckbomb here any time i want..

    thats fucking all
    (Acronym renton hates)
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    Default Re: thanks ftr

    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    for the fact that i can drop the fuckbomb here any time i want..

    thats fucking all
    (Acronym renton hates)
    You just took this thread from meh to A+
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    ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo ldo
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    Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
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    this would be a good time to mention that renton is pretty much my last 'poker buddy'. by poker buddy i mean someone that i frequently talk with about different players, how to play hands, bankroll management, stuff like that.

    i frequently send him hands where he gives me great analysis then i tell him that i'm playing x number of tables and need to talk later. or he'll give me great advice but if it's not something i like to hear, i will often ignore him or sign off AIM.

    cliff notes: renton is awesome, maybe i'll send him a few thouso one of these days. MAYBE.

    or maybe ill just buy him a beer if i ever meet him.
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    You figured a thread filled with fucks to be a good time for that?
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    your fucking welcome
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    fuck yeah!
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    fuck that noise
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    the best part about the word fuck is that you can use it as a noun, verb, and adjective.
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    the best part about the word fuck is that you can use it as a noun, verb, and adjective.
    or an adverb, conjunction, preposition, interjection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    the best part about the word fuck is that you can use it as a noun, verb, and adjective.
    Noun: Fuck face.
    Verb: I titty fucked her.
    Adjective: You're a fucking fuck tard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by metalface
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    the best part about the word fuck is that you can use it as a noun, verb, and adjective.
    Noun: Fuck face.
    Verb: I titty fucked her.
    Adjective: You're a fucking fuck tard!
    lol u are terrible at grammars

    noun: why don't u go suck a fuck
    verb: go fuck yourself doucheface
    adjective: fuck face
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    adjective: fuck face
    I don't think that's an adjective either.
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    Actually I think metalface was correct about fuck being a noun in 'fuck face'.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiki
    In many languages, including English, it is possible for nouns to modify other nouns. Unlike adjectives, nouns acting as modifiers (called attributive nouns or noun adjuncts) are not predicative; a red car is red, but a car park is not "car". In English, the modifier often indicates origin ("Virginia reel"), purpose ("work clothes"), or semantic patient ("man eater"). However, it can generally indicate almost any semantic relationship. It is also common for adjectives to be derived from nouns, as in English boyish, birdlike, behavioral, famous, manly, angelic, and so on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you .......(too many to recreate the whole fucking thing
    I expected AT LEAST a QFT after all of that - Fucking Lame. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
    I bet that came across well in your interview. Degenerate.
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    Why is this thread's margins so screwed up? I mean fucked up?


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    Yeah they fucked up for me too. Shit
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    ya holy shit this thread is fucked
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    the best part about the word fuck is that you can use it as a noun, verb, and adjective.

    could you demonstrate this? :P
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    Fuck you, you fucking fucks.
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    Default Re: thanks ftr

    GMML broke the thread with his fucktard spamming.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Default Re: thanks ftr

    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    GMML broke the thread with his fucktard spamming.
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    Default Re: thanks ftr

    what happened to this thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you .......(too many to recreate the whole fucking thing
    I expected AT LEAST a QFT after all of that - Fucking Lame. LOL
    i did and its vanished. Radashacked ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    what the fuck happened to this fucking thread?
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    hey what the fuck someone deleted my fuckin awesome fuck post which fucked up this whole fuckin thread. fuck you whoever did it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Fuck you, you fucking fucks.
    Fuck you (verb), you fucking (adjective) fucks (noun)...well done courtie.
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    spoon, I removed about 2/3 of the FUCKs in your post so it's less annoying. Seriously. WTFuck?
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    sup X?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti


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    You could lolcat FTR

    please -> plz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti


    Do it?
    {profanity Renton loves} no



    EDIT: nooooooooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti


    Do it?
    haha do it for like 15 mins
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    fuck this!
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    sup X?
    sup Spenda?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    sup X?
    sup Spenda?
    fuckin chillin yo sittin on a quarter of a quarter million
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    Fuck Spenda!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    spoon, I removed about 2/3 of the FUCKs in your post so it's less annoying. Seriously. WTFuck?
    Fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI3Y1auTFpU
    I had totally forgotten about that. That is so {Profanity Renton loves}ing funny
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    Fucking kill the damned cursing filter in the fucking chat room. That shit is annoying and ass retarded.

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    also please kill the shock icon. Miffed is going to kill people with seisures
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  55. #55
    i would never have realized that you can say fuck here were it not for this thread. i'm such a fucktard
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    Fucking sometimes fucking I fucking talk fucking like fucking this fucking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey Dent
    i would never have realized that you can say fuck here were it not for this thread. i'm such a fucktard
    ban!

    I mean welcome
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    You can't say shit in the chat room but you can say bullshit. Know why you can say bullshit? Because it is bullshit obviously.

    Change the fucking filter por favor!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    also please kill the shock icon. Miffed is going to kill people with seisures
    this is really funny
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