Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
Now that’s a tiny tiny bit better. But I can still sense some posters out there who are actually tilted by saying "I'm not tilted." Entirely too many young poker players today are completely paralysed by tilt. They surrender their bodies to the temptation and destruction of drugs, alcohol, and premarital sex. Now, I’m going to tell you a little story today. It’s a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of tilt. A young man, searching for not tilt in all the wrong places. His name was d0zer.

Well, d0zer, I think you're tilted. You are a tilt prisoner. A textbook example. Do you see the tilt, people? This poster is tilted to death by the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places.

Your sarcasm is a product of tilt.
This A+ creative writing piece is even better if you read it in the voice of foghorn leghorn