things that tilt you

[jyms]

My landlady raising the rent by $25 only 2 months after signing a 1 year lease.

My lawyers assure me that I should let her know that she's being a felonious hobag (in pretty words, though) and just pay the bitch. It will only cause a lot more trouble if not legal fees if we do anything else.

SERIOUS TILT

Throw a rock through your own window every month with her name on it. They would never suspect you and it will cost her more than $25 a month

[givememyleg]

god damnit.

[supa]

Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.

BAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Shotglass]

an empty jack bottle....
oops qwrong thread

[OngBonga]

Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.

Nice burn man, I wouldn't even have noticed had supa not added it to his sig.

[eugmac]

Wait... does this mean Ong is a prominent member now?

[OngBonga]

Wait... does this mean eugmac is trying to take my role as the forum idiot?

I think kingnat was referring to wuf being prominent? Just guessing here. The only person who has me quoted in their sig is JKDS, and everyone loves JKDS, even bikes.

[bikes]

OAG is straight tilt

everything about her is cringeworthy

[Shotglass]

for some strange reason the thought "I wonder if bikes can out drink me" just popped into my head and that tilts the fuck outta me!

time to go troll the drunk thread

[Luco]

Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.

btw the one in my sig was not directed at me, Daven was talking to someone else. I was just in IRC at the time...

It tilts me when my neighbours kid goes in my kitchen and helps himself to food and drink. wtf just ask you little 8 yr old shitbag, it's called manners.

[eugmac]

It tilts me when my neighbours kid goes in my kitchen and helps himself to food and drink. wtf just ask you little 8 yr old shitbag, it's called manners.

lol, i've had grownups do that when invited to dinner, it was shocking and we were left speechless.

[rong]

Meh I always tell guests to help themselves to anything when I invite them for dinner. But I expect them not to take the piss.

[supa]

People who posts tv show spoilers on facebook.

[OngBonga]

People who tell me to "help myself" at dinner, then scowl at me for helping myself to their champagne.

[eugmac]

Meh I always tell guests to help themselves to anything when I invite them for dinner. But I expect them not to take the piss.

lol well the thing was the table was laid with all this amazing food and then he's like "oh i know the perfect thing that would go with this so well" and stood up, left the dining room, into the kitchen, into the fridge, and came back with some cheese, or something. it was amazing.

[rong]

haha, piss had been taken. I'd have been annoyed by that.

[surviva316]

lol well the thing was the table was laid with all this amazing food and then he's like "oh i know the perfect thing that would go with this so well" and stood up, left the dining room, into the kitchen, into the fridge, and came back with some cheese, or something. it was amazing.

Well, when you say make yourself at home, do you just automatically expect people to assume that means, "Help yourself to anything, just so long as it's 2 quid or less per kilo."

[rong]

Well, when you say make yourself at home, do you just automatically expect people to assume that means, "Help yourself to anything, just so long as it's 2 quid or less per kilo."

or less than 90p/lb.

[surviva316]

or less than 90p/lb.

I'll be honest, I struggled to find a medium that would be more expensive than beer and less expensive than a non-premium cheese. I figured 2 quid per kilo converted to about $1 per bottle of beer, and if it got to be in any great excess of that, then you're talking about a pretty nice beer that a guest would have to think twice about drinking.

I could have said 3 to be safe, but that seems like such a cherry-picked number that I would have been outing myself as having run the conversions in my head before posting. If I'd gone with 5, then we're getting pretty close to how much cheese actually costs, and we've got ourselves in the same problem I got myself in on the lower end with the 90p/lb of beer.

EDIT: Ran the conversions using more exact numbers, and it seems like we'd be talking about like $29 case of beer. I suppose I haven't bought a case in a while, and I believe the US is known for being able to drink for free, but from my perspective, you're dipping into someone's craft beers if it's gonna cost you any more than $29 per case.

[bikes]

after buying goat cheese for lots of occasions i have determined goat milking must be the highest paid job in the world.

[Jack Sawyer]

How the flying fuck does BH Photo Video always have another holiday that they are closing for? Why the fuck are they even an online retailer?

Their products are good, but what the fuck

[OngBonga]

"make yourself at home" to me means I grab some tissue, turn the computer on, fire up redtube and start wanking to Japanese porn. Then I let rip a huge fart and fall alseep on the sofa.

[Pascal]

People who whine about running so bad over like 3 MTT sessions, or one deep run. Get over yourselves. Some fairly good Stars reg posted a rail thread for a package where he kept posting beats with like "standard", "knew this would happen", "sums up my day", "i run the worst"...he chopped the big $22 for like $7k the next session. How someone can be good at poker and grind full time but not understand/accept variance really tilts me.

[rpm]

hearing a fish who thinks he/she is good at poker berate other players or attempt to coach them. or brag about how they made $X000 dollars as if it necessarily indicates skill.

though i keep my mouth shut for obvious reasons

[Pascal]

Last time I played live, some guy wearing a pokerstars jacket with ept lapt napt badges was berating players for making opening sizes too big. He then called a 7bb open followed by a 30bb all in with A9s v a passive fish and a nitty reg.

[eugmac]

Last time I played live, some guy wearing a pokerstars jacket with ept lapt napt badges was berating players for making opening sizes too big. He then called a 7bb open followed by a 30bb all in with A9s v a passive fish and a nitty reg.

Ohhh yeah. The wannabe prostars who turn up in PS hoodies, also a pet peeve of mine. Of course it's great that they of course suck at poker, but their table talk gets very tiring after a while, and of course they constantly commit the sin of coaching other players, never mind if the advice is good or bad.

[Pascal]

This guy took it to a new level by giving his mate on his right advice who was playing the free UKIPT league on his iPad at the same time as trying to eat. He took about a minute to fold, got the cards all greasy, and went BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP every 2 seconds.

Can get some great subtle insults in against anyone wearing Stars gear with logos of events on - just start talking about the events as if you went to one. No one who wears a Stars store jacket to a live £20 rebuy has ever played an EPT

[lolzzz_321]

problems i solve cuz they can't be solved again

[rong]

3 trips to a plumbing shop, 50 quid on parts, 8 hrs of my life fiddling around, 2 small self inflicted mini floods and a sore thumb just to realise I need to call a plumber.

[OngBonga]

Living in the middle of an island, hours away from coast.

[rong]

Living 30 seconds walk from the coast and never having the time to enjoy it.

[bikes]

Having a developed imagination is a curse not a blessing and racing thoughts makes it worse.

[rpm]

most of what could be described as "popular internet culture"

[surviva316]

most of what could be described as "popular internet culture"

[rpm]

i figured that wouldnt be a popular one

[MadMojoMonkey]

Worked until midnight on Friday.
Got home at 1:00 AM
Woke up at 10:00 AM
Took sleeping pill for the first time in my life at 7:30 PM so that I could get 8 hours of rest before working on Sunday morning at 7:00 AM
Leave work Sunday afternoon after putting in 6+ hours of overtime
Boss give me a guilt trip for my priorities when I hand him my time sheet

Can't say anything about it now, 'cause then I look like a pussy who can't take a joke

[kiwiMark]

for everything else there's mastercard?

[bikes]

behold!

Photo Album - Imgur

SFW

[Pascal]

Worked until midnight on Friday.
Got home at 1:00 AM
Woke up at 10:00 AM
Took sleeping pill for the first time in my life at 7:30 PM so that I could get 8 hours of rest before working on Sunday morning at 7:00 AM
Leave work Sunday afternoon after putting in 6+ hours of overtime
Boss give me a guilt trip for my priorities when I hand him my time sheet

Can't say anything about it now, 'cause then I look like a pussy who can't take a joke

I've been thinking about taking sleeping pills for a while - do you get decent sleep with them and feel refreshed or not?

[MadMojoMonkey]

It was the only time in my life that I've ever taken one. I bought them specifically for that one time. I got the generic "sleep aid" pills. The box is still full, save for the one that I mentioned. (All this is to say that it's a small sample)

It worked well. I wasn't exactly tired when I went to bed, but I was definitely losing mental awareness about 30 minutes after taking it. It was a funny thing to have only part of the sensation of "tired". I went to bed after 45 minutes and slept as well as I usually do.

I felt fine at work the next day. In that regard, it worked like a charm.

I must admit that there was an interesting mental battle for awareness as the effects first started kicking in. Given my predilection for smokey-tokes, I can see why some people might find that interesting. It's not an intense sensation. I could be hyper-sensitive or have tricked myself into feeling something by placebo effect.

[Pascal]

Interesting, might have to get some. My sleeping pattern at the moment is 3am - 11.30am or so and I'm really struggling to fix it, and I've got 3 9am starts a week from Monday. Maybe some sleeping pills would help knock me out at midnight or so so I can get 8 hours before uni.

[Hawk]

I'd try melatonin before normal sleeping pills. It's something that your body produces naturally, though things like like nights in front of computer screens can inhibit that process.

I don't take it myself, but it was highly recommended by my sons doctor when he was having trouble sleeping and it's really worked well.

Take it about an hour before you want to sleep.

[NightGizmo]

I'd try melatonin before normal sleeping pills. It's something that your body produces naturally, though things like like nights in front of computer screens can inhibit that process.

My wife uses melatonin most nights and it works very well for her. I'm pretty sure it's safe to take every night without any side effects.

You can also try Benadryl occasionally, although I don't think you should be taking that every night. The active ingredient in Benadryl is the same ingredient they use in all the "PM" versions of pain relievers (Tylenol PM, Excedrin PM, etc.) to make you sleepy.

[a500lbgorilla]

Boxes.

[Luco]

Software updates. Why does every damn thing I own have to update all the fucking time.

[supa]

I'd try melatonin before normal sleeping pills. It's something that your body produces naturally, though things like like nights in front of computer screens can inhibit that process.

I don't take it myself, but it was highly recommended by my sons doctor when he was having trouble sleeping and it's really worked well.

Take it about an hour before you want to sleep.

I take melatonin every night. Works great for me and none of the groggy, hard to wake up feeling the next morning.

[OngBonga]

My computer crashing 10-20 times a day, then when my mate who knows computers comes round, it doesn't crash.

[supa]

60hr work weeks are srsly starting to tilt me.

[JL]

%age

[Luco]

Video games that don't have the hardest difficulty unlocked from the start. If all I want to do is play through on expert, why do you require me to play through on hard first?

Also, foggy car windows

[rong]

Buying a used car.

[Sykedupp]

Video games that don't have the hardest difficulty unlocked from the start. If all I want to do is play through on expert, why do you require me to play though on hard first?

Also, foggy car windows

+millions, especially when the "expert" playthrough has all the same dynamics as the "hard" one did. Grats, now i dont wanna run through your fucking zelda game again.

[kiwiMark]

People apparently incapable of answering more than one question in an email. As in, if I send an email to somebody with two or three questions, the reply will be an answer to only one of those questions, chosen seemingly at random, and the other(s) are just ignored.

[rpm]

ancient alien theories

[Deanglow]

I have a drop of water in my ear and this shit just want get out ARHGHAS)*DH)ASHDA)HSDAHDAHSKDH IJ()#U)U

[Luco]

Let's hear your xmas related tilts people!

-Losing the end of the sellotape

[kiwiMark]

That a 1.973kg parcel to New Zealand cost 25 quid and the original 2.038kg parcel would have cost £58.xx. Damn you stone gifts and sorry to my sister who got less chocolate as a result.

[Pascal]

Is the Skype online/offline indicator not working for anyone else? It's making my page stretch. Very tilting

[surviva316]

It tilts me when people incorrectly use the word "infer." It doesn't tilt me because OMG GRAMMAR/SEMANTICS ERRORS ARE GOING TO KILL MY CHILDREN; it tilts me because it's the ONE error I can't help but go bonkers over, which makes me hate myself because I hate people who are needlessly grammar nazis when it's sooooo obvious what they meant given the context.

[Galapogos]

Just what are you trying to infer?

[wufwugy]

My guess is that you mean than an inference is a derivation not an implication

[Sasquach991]

Xmas music

[JL]

people who type Xmas

[Hawk]

People who get tilted by Xmas.

[wufwugy]

xmas

[BennyLaRue]

people who type Xmas

Ya, I know, eh?

I could see it if there were a series of holidays with the "mas" suffix, like Sexmas, Beastmas, Tacomas, Jewmas and Weedmas. The X would then be a general reference to them all. But there's just the one with teh Christ guy.

[pantherhound]

Drivin home for Beastmas

[BennyLaRue]

That was my favorite too.

[Luco]

Which brings me to another tilt - the media overuse of the gate suffix.

[jackvance]

A lot of the leftist posts in the feminism thread.

[Hawk]

Which brings me to another tilt - the media overuse of the gate suffix.

This is the beginning of Gategate.

[wufwugy]

A lot of the leftist posts in the feminism thread.

There isn't a right or a left, but a right side of history and wrong side of history. Also a right side of the facts and a wrong side of the facts. Opinions are what you have when you're goofing around, facts are what you have when you're debating

[kiwiMark]

That and massive schlongs.

[hellabelly2]

things that tilt me .... when they reward chasers i hate when they take it to the river and hit

[ISillyDurrrAK]

Tilts me when they say they're sorry to suck out onn me. Damn, they even make tilting avatars