things that tilt you

[Luco]

Having rockets in the BB and not even getting so much as a steal attempt.

Oh, and my wife shouting "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?" in the middle of a huge hand. IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS I'M NOT, SO SHUT UP.

[Galapogos]

there's no fucking comma on the keybad of a keyboard

Does yours not have a "p" either?

there's no p in fucking

Depends what you're into.

(SUPER late reply but I was going through this thread and saw that I missed this.)

[yourfather]

People sitting down w me heads up, taking my blind and leaving.

[kmind]

Hearing about the girl you are talking to gave head to someone I hang out with a lot and knowing he's a creep making it worse fuck my life

[bigspenda73]

Hearing about the girl you are talking to gave head to someone I hang out with a lot and knowing he's a creep making it worse fuck my life

gah I hate shit like this too. It sucks when the douche gets the girl

[kmind]

it's the fucking worse, glad you are with me

[bigspenda73]

well seeing how I'm not a douche bag or creep it's happened to me a few times to say the least

like some guys don't mind being that mistake the girl made or the drunken hook-up she never even remembers. I don't want to be that guy, when the girl wakes up I'd like her to actually know my name. ZOMG caffeine wearing off it's too late ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[swiggidy]

If we just met I don't really care if she remembers my name. If it was the third time that would be a little awkward.

[Carroters]

When I bring up HEM to check how many hands ive played etc and the fucking thing refuses to close and takes up my whole screen for 30 seconds while I time out of 3 tables and on one of which fold AA on the button.

[Carroters]

When my g/f drops something on the floor and shoutts really loud, just out of the unexpectedness of it.

When she opens the blinds while I'm still sleeping to do art or something, just because one of my friends is passed out in the living room and she feels too awkard to leave the bedroom.

When old people fret uncomntrolably on buses about something that affects everyone on the bus. For example when the driver goes to take a piss in a public bathroom. This is minorly annoying for me, but when they start fretting and say things like "who does this driver think he is, people have places to go" It just tilts me to oblivion.

Having to hear about someone I don't care abouts slow death every day because they were once in a reality tv show I never watched.

When I burn my hands on the hot tap water that has gone from freezing to boiling hot within 0.3 seconds.

When my girlfriend does this and shouts loudly about it right next to me.

When horrible ornage faced 16 year old junky girls in pink pyjamas walk past me on the street.

The way really poor scummy people have really scummy looking dogs that look at you as if they want some vodka from you.

The way I still haven't fully learned what all the accronyms on FTR mean after all this time.

Really disgusting green dog shits on the pavement from the aformentioned scummy dogs.

Cats that attack you for no reason out of abosultely nowhere. I punch dem in da face.

Old people's attitudes to everything in the world.

[ATOTHEC101]

yeah jade goody should definitely just die already.

[bikes]

Rush Limbaugh

[XTR1000]

right now this entire world tilts me for no apparent reason.

[JKDS]

sportsmen is tilting the shit out of me with every single post.

[will641]

those might be the longest two posts ever...ever.

[a500lbgorilla]

*sharpens his banhammer*

its commin... just wait.

[will641]

*sharpens his banhammer*

its commin... just wait.

this appears as a leak to me.

[a500lbgorilla]

trying to improve your standing as number 30 on my list? it's not working...

[will641]

well honestly, who *sharpens* a hammer?

[BennyLaRue]

well honestly, who *sharpens* a hammer?

Banhammer has a big pencil on it.

[Lukie]

whenever i check my facebook at around 5am or so, there's always exactly 1 friend online, and it's always the same person. a ridiculously hot girl on the same schedule as me? no. our very own will641? absolutely.

hyachachach

[Stacks]

[JKDS]

the worst part is that he got all 37 posts today...

[flomo]

what tilts me is we banned people we thought were annoying before the freetroll activity. now they are winning(not at poker)

staring a new campaign "bring back rocco"

[XTR1000]

the clickwheel on my mouse just stopped working. Scrollbars tilt me hard.

[BankItDrew]

Here's my first addition to this thread:

My ex called me today to let me know she's seeing someone else.

[GatorJH]

Here's my first addition to this thread:

My ex called me today to let me know she's seeing someone else.

go find the chick in your avatar. Date her. Things will be fine.

[BennyLaRue]

Here's my first addition to this thread:

My ex called me today to let me know she's seeing someone else.

If you broke up with her, she's probably doing it because she still wants you and is trying to incite you to love her long time again. If she broke up with you, she's just a spiteful whore.

[sil693]

Doyle Brunson on HSP Series 5.

STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING NOB!!!!!

[Ash256]

Here's my first addition to this thread:

My ex called me today to let me know she's seeing someone else.

If this is after she dumped you, you can always post nudes and then fuck up her credit rating

[bikes]

Doyle Brunson on HSP Series 5.

STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING NOB!!!!!

Todd please put this nit in the retirement home already.

[Warpe]

well honestly, who *sharpens* a hammer?

potm

[XTR1000]

Doyle Brunson on HSP Series 5.

STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING NOB!!!!!

[BankItDrew]

Here's my first addition to this thread:

My ex called me today to let me know she's seeing someone else.

If this is after she dumped you, you can always post nudes and then fuck up her credit rating

lol

If I had nude pics, I would have done this the moment after I broke up with her. BTW, I live on the other side of the country! Who does that?

[wufwugy]

When she told you she was dating somebody else you should have just laughed and said 'i play poker for a living bitch'

[BankItDrew]

That might be the most uplifting/funniest thing I have ever read.

[Halv]

April fools day tilts the shit out of me. I'm already paranoid as hell, why does there have to be an entire day set aside for people to pull sneaksy sneaks moves on me?!

[BennyLaRue]

April fools day tilts the shit out of me. I'm already paranoid as hell, why does there have to be an entire day set aside for people to pull sneaksy sneaks moves on me?!

O rly? Check your email.

[Luco]

April fools day tilts the shit out of me. I'm already paranoid as hell, why does there have to be an entire day set aside for people to pull sneaksy sneaks moves on me?!

O rly? Check your email.

And under your bed.

[wufwugy]

have never done an april fools, and if i ever do it wouldnt be on april 1st

[Lukie]

people that drive too slow

people that drive too fast

[Halv]

Monster tilted from april fool on my main torrentsite that was still in effect 8am GMT+1 today. Motherpoopers got me after all .

[DrivingDog]

Hockey fans who bang on the glass anytime the puck is anywhere near them. BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG. Yeah that helps your team a lot moron.

[kingnat]

have never done an april fools, and if i ever do it wouldnt be on april 1st

[kmind]

people that drive too slow

people that drive too fast

On the lines of this, I hate it when you are on a two-lane highway and the cars in front of you in each lane are going equally as slow trapping you.

[will641]

people that drive too slow

people that drive too fast

On the lines of this, I hate it when you are on a two-lane highway and the cars in front of you in each lane are going equally as slow trapping you.

oh god, tell me about it. when they are semi's its even more obnoxious.

[Kits]

People who send text messages on their cell phone without using the dictionary function.

[will641]

frickin audio that only plays out of one speaker.

[jyms]

Guys that somehow have the ability to break through all the security on the computer and internet and scam email address's but can't spend 5 minutes on a translation that sounds a little like actual English when trying to spam you. Does this shit ever do anything but piss you off and make you format?

[kmind]

my roommate's passed out on my futon at 3:30am and there's also a random bunny in here long story about that but the bunny is making noises and my roommate is snoring and little things like this are huge pet peeves

[boost]

did you try stabbing them?

[kmind]

yes...he's bleeding profusely but still snoring. Help?

[bigspenda73]

sounds like my last gf during her period

[GatorJH]

duct tape ftw

[GatorJH]

brag - scheduled to play golf this afternoon
beat - thunderstorms may prevent said round of golf
variance - online pokahz is not a bad backup

[will641]

having to listen to my dad talk to clients all day and as a consequence using my headphones all day.

[bode]

frickin audio that only plays out of one speaker.

omgthis. the thing that connects my ipod to my car stereo and runs it through a FM station is fucking up and only playing on the left speakers. so tilting.

[dranger7070]

Busting my ass at a mediocre job, for a boss that doesn't take notice of SHIT, and will flip out if you ask for a weekend off for once. (I have to work EVERY FUCKING FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT). It would be nice to get at least ONE weekend a month off to go out and drink and whatnot.

[Jack Sawyer]

demagogues.

[chrisa]

Webpages that you need to scroll sideways.

[Parasurama]

sounds like my last gf during her period

thinly veiled brag itt

[BennyLaRue]

sounds like my last gf during her period

thinly veiled brag itt

Because she was fertile?

This isn't the middle ages. If anything, that's a beat now.

[Parasurama]

sounds like my last gf during her period

thinly veiled brag itt

Because she was fertile?

This isn't the middle ages. If anything, that's a beat now.

haha true, I was thinking more along the lines of spenda having a girlfriend at some point. OH sick burnnn

[will641]

the criminal justice system. i applied for early termination from probation back in early march before my 21st. i had an alcohol violation while on probation so the judge said i could reapply after i turn 21. instead of her just being like if you dont get in trouble till then ill sign it after your bday and you can be done with it, i have to get my attorney to file another damn application and get a new court date which could take as long as a month, and costing me more money. i hope iowa city has low crime until then so my shit goes through quick.

[a500lbgorilla]

the criminal justice system. i applied for early termination from probation back in early march before my 21st. i had an alcohol violation while on probation so the judge said i could reapply after i turn 21. instead of her just being like if you dont get in trouble till then ill sign it after your bday and you can be done with it, i have to get my attorney to file another damn application and get a new court date which could take as long as a month, and costing me more money. i hope iowa city has low crime until then so my shit goes through quick.

its just kinda odd that you're a repub. Democrates are the guys that say, "the system is fcking me! Im angry enough to want it changed." while your side thinks that these are simply the sacrifices we make to enjoy the peaceful order of society. You either get to whine about it or take it on the chin. I like to whine.

[Stacks]

luls... I'll end up arresting will one day imo.

[wufwugy]

not being a robot

no matter how good i get at poker, i cannot grind to save my life

[will641]

the criminal justice system. i applied for early termination from probation back in early march before my 21st. i had an alcohol violation while on probation so the judge said i could reapply after i turn 21. instead of her just being like if you dont get in trouble till then ill sign it after your bday and you can be done with it, i have to get my attorney to file another damn application and get a new court date which could take as long as a month, and costing me more money. i hope iowa city has low crime until then so my shit goes through quick.

its just kinda odd that you're a repub. Democrates are the guys that say, "the system is fcking me! Im angry enough to want it changed." while your side thinks that these are simply the sacrifices we make to enjoy the peaceful order of society. You either get to whine about it or take it on the chin. I like to whine.

yeah i mean it doesnt really matter what side of the aisle you're on, being in the criminal justice system sucks ass. i fully deserve what i got, and having been on probation for 2 years, im very ready to be done with it.

[Galapogos]

sounds like my last gf during her period

thinly veiled brag itt

GMML is nothing to brag about...

[givememyleg]

i am not a girl

[BennyLaRue]

i am not a girl

You're tilting because of this?

[will641]

peoples parking skills are really tilting me lately. the parking at my school is ridiculous, and people just casually parallel park and leave like 3-4 ft on each side of their car. so, generally on a block like 2-3 cars might do this and it ends up costing a couple spaces. grrrrrr.

[swiggidy]

Freeroll days

[boost]

peoples parking skills are really tilting me lately. the parking at my school is ridiculous, and people just casually parallel park and leave like 3-4 ft on each side of their car. so, generally on a block like 2-3 cars might do this and it ends up costing a couple spaces. grrrrrr.

what tilts me is being in a car with someone who is complaining about people parallel parking and leaving spaces. If youre not bearing an extra chromosome you should be able to figure out that there are many many ways in which a lot of space is wasted yet no one is at fault.

Two important facts to take into account:

1. Not all cars are the same length

2. Not all cars arrived at the same time

[will641]

peoples parking skills are really tilting me lately. the parking at my school is ridiculous, and people just casually parallel park and leave like 3-4 ft on each side of their car. so, generally on a block like 2-3 cars might do this and it ends up costing a couple spaces. grrrrrr.

what tilts me is being in a car with someone who is complaining about people parallel parking and leaving spaces. If youre not bearing an extra chromosome you should be able to figure out that there are many many ways in which a lot of space is wasted yet no one is at fault.

Two important facts to take into account:

1. Not all cars are the same length

2. Not all cars arrived at the same time

true, and a 3rd factor is people can't park.