-Feeling like I have to sneeze and then don't

-Guys who wear hair gel in a non-formal or business setting

-Girls who won't let you blow your load on them, Listen women...there is too much biologically going on to do the "towel/t-shirt' reach... just clean it off your stomach/ass in 20 seconds!!...it won't kill you!

-Jake Delhomme

-UVA fans....WHY THE FUUUUCK WOULD YOU WHERE KHAKIS, LOAFERS, AND A TIE TO A FOOTBALL GAME?!?!

-Midgets who won't let you toss them