People who yeild to the access road when exiting the freeway. Um, there's a semi barrelling 65 down the exit ramp behind us.

Women drivers in general. And it tilts my wife evey time I point it out. Anytime some driver is being an ingorant moron and/or total douche, I always mutter 'woman driver'...and I'm right about 95% of the time.

People who refuse to acknowledge any truth in stereotypes. That's what makes them so damn funny. See women driver post above.

When my balls start itching really bad during a business meeting and I just can't give them a good scratch.

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emails with more than on FW: or RE: in the title.

People forwarding emails as attachments