Quote Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1
-Feeling like I have to sneeze and then don't

-Guys who wear hair gel in a non-formal or business setting

-Girls who won't let you blow your load on them, Listen women...there is too much biologically going on to do the "towel/t-shirt' reach... just clean it off your stomach/ass in 20 seconds!!...it won't kill you!

-Jake Delhomme

-UVA fans....WHY THE FUUUUCK WOULD YOU WHERE KHAKIS, LOAFERS, AND A TIE TO A FOOTBALL GAME?!?!

-Midgets who won't let you toss them
wow same person? Not sure about the last thing, midgets just scare me. But specifically everything you named fits me. No offense UVA students that are at FTR