- People who walk diagonally across the street when going into stores. Walk in a motherfucking straight line, yo, so you can get out of my way faster.

- Women that suck at driving

- Women that suck at driving while talking on a cell phone





- People that start a sentence with, "I don't mean to (whatever), but..."

"I don't mean to be rude, but..." Yeah, you're saying something rude!
"I don't mean to interrupt, but..." Yeah, you meant to interrupt, wtf you want?

.......etc.