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 Originally Posted by boost
Originally Posted by bigred
Originally Posted by nibbles
Originally Posted by XTR1000
-- people who randomly start a convo with strangers (me being the stranger)
I can't tell you how many times I've pretended to be asleep on an airplane. That is the absolute worst!
My roommates' uncle travels so much and is so tired of people talking to him that he came up with a method for avoiding conversation. If the person starts talking to him he makes this real bugeyed face and turns slowly towards the person, not saying anything, and stares at the person until they awkwardly look away and leave him alone.
lol.. even if I cared that much to try it, I just couldnt. I would start laughing half way through the turn..
nyc is easy to avoid peole
but coach seats on airplanes is tough so i tell this joke to shut 99.9996% of people up"what is the best thing about a 8 year old girl ?"
--stupid shit head -->"what?"(not really following that it is a joke but out of habit "what?')
--me -->"turn her over same as a 8 year old boy"(at this point laughing, not laughing doesn't matter)
long silence
me --"what is better than that?"--don'tt wait for their "what ?"
me--"killing her"
now they will not talk to you
if it doesn't work lock yourself in the bathroom the entire flight-->maybe longer
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