Things You've Said that Got You Banned From a Forum

[PO$$E$$ED]

I got banned from 2plus2. Three times. "Your account has been banned or locked. Ban reason: OOT "gay" troll...new poster regularly posting "gay" posts to provoke forum."
Basically, I made a thread about how I got erections around this one male co-worker, and asked if that made me a homosexual. And also advice on picking out an anal toy. Fuck them if they don't get a joke.
So from now on I will be on my best behavior here at FTR and try to establish myself as an upstanding member of this community, although I have a feeling that I may be banned soon for some comments I made earlier in the "What Gabe Wouldn't Hit" thread that involved quadruplegics and colostomy bags...

[vqc]

So from now on I will be on my best behavior here at FTP

u should get banned for this.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

So from now on I will be on my best behavior here at FTP

u should get banned for this.

FTR or FCP? You need to pick a side son. It's our way or the highway.

[Warpe]

I have a feeling that I may be banned soon. Ban reason: "gay"

FYP

[PO$$E$$ED]

Y'all are such nits. There I fixed it. Also, even if I happened to be gay, that should be no grounds for a banning. Gay people need poker knowledge too.

[Warpe]

Gay people need poker knowledge too.

must...restrain...myself...

[Toad13]

I have to say post like this make my work night fly.

[siknd]

ive never been banned from a site before. i feel so... lame.

fuck! shit! gay! ?

nothing? no banning? screw you guys im going home.

[bullajami]

I got banned from bonuswhores for suggesting people join a new site and use me for the refer-a-friend bonus. BW did not have an affiliate deal with them so I thought it would be OK.

I sniveled to JEK and he let me back in after a few hours.

[Trikflow77]

Y'all are such nits. There I fixed it. Also, even if I happened to be gay, that should be no grounds for a banning. Gay people need poker knowledge too.

ban the gay....not cause hes gay....but because he is acting gay

[Rondavu]

I just got an erection

[PO$$E$$ED]

I just got banned from somethingawful.com for breaking all these gay unwritten rules that those pricks have. It started off innocently enough, with me using acronyms in the title, leeching images from boners.com, being racist toward the Japanese, and linking to a video at ebaumsworld.com, not knowing that these were all bannable offences. Then when I stared getting flamed, I told them that I was using my friend's account to post to justify by why I was such a noob. Which I guess is another bannable offence, since the site has a gay $10 subscription fee and account-sharing is forbidden. After I was made aware of this fact, I started posting pics featuring nudity and berating everyone at SA, calling them gay and what not since I was geting banned anyway. I posted this one pic in which some dude had a cigarette clenched in his ass cheeks with a face drawn on it, and some gay black porn. I was banned right when I was about to post a pic of a black goat eating out an old lady.

And no, I have nothing against gays. I am a gay myself, and I am also exceptionally immature for a 21 year old.

[boost]

I think its all random on whether you get banned for things or not. I think some people get away with things that otherse dont just because the yare personable people. Or the mods like them for one reason or another. I constantly make fun of Xianti for being asian, then there was that whole OC (if you dont know, dont ask..) thing, and plenty more things that coulda made me a hated FTR poster. Yet here I am, and everyone loves me.. right?

[Xianti]

I constantly make fun of Xianti for being asian

You DO???

Oh man, boost. You are so banned.

[boost]

ba-ba-but everyone loves me!?

[PO$$E$$ED]

2+2 sent me an e-mail.

"You have been banned at the The 2+2 Forums.
Reason: [sensored]/trolling - all accounts are banned now
Ban duration: User is banned permanently."