I need feminism because I broke my friend’s heart by courtship-zoning her when she just needed shelter from the storm, and then adding to that storm when she was understandably unsure and overwhelmed. I alone am responsible for the ensuing craziness and friendships lost. I need feminism because the so-called “men’s rights” movement seeks to trivialize experiences like hers and feed men’s entitled rage, whereas feminism seeks to dismantle the very patriarchy from which I internalized the toxic attitudes that made me an asshole in the first place.
Feminism is one of the stupidest fucking things ever invented. The idea that men and women are equal is stupid and not the truth. The truth is that there are some things that men tend to be better at, and there are some things that women tend to be better at. It's not my fault that you were not born with a fucking dick, so you're just going to have to learn that people are going to judge you for not shaving your goddamn arm pits.

Thoughts?