thread about totally living and people just trying to live

[sauce123]

sdlkhfsdjklf

[Lukie]

george- lol u serious? I didnt imply u should throw all ur monies in with 33 after a limp re raise..........

call the LRR for set value and fold any other flop

Dude, seriously, stay up at 10/20 with the nits while we do the real pwning down at 50nl. That hand is so standard it's silly even to discuss.

nl50 regs = some are huge nits that you can toss around, others call WAY too much, nl 2k regs = VERY tough aggro's that are very very very tough to beat

trust me

[thizzSantaCruz]

lol you guys im pretty damn sure bigspenda is joking....

BOC

casino 2/5 game villain is aggro loose donk, floats a lot but cut it out when I started check-raising his floats with a lot of different hands. He is capable of bluffing and I can tell he wants to beat me very badly.

Villain raises to 15 UTG and everyone and there mom calls. I call with AJo. Flop is 764 with 2 hearts. Villain leads for 25 into a 90ish pot....WTF? Me knowing his small bets are weak as hell raise his bet up to 80. Everyone folds around to donk man who pushes. I call with naked AJo. Donk man shows KQ and two blanks fall. Ship it with a naked ace motha fucka!!!!!!


BOC

[a500lbgorilla]

You really thought that movie was something special? I would pick watching three old Simpsons episodes over watching that movie as a way to kill 90 minutes everyday and twice on Sunday.

I chuckled maybe 3 times, never really laughed.

Obviously, you weren't in the right mood for the movie. I was laughing the whole time.

[bode]

BOC = We leave two days later for Cancun and we'll be there for six days, all-inclusive.

George,
when you're in Cancun, you need to go on the "Jungle Tour" through a company called Dolphin Discovery. Only 55 bones and you get to drive your own 2 person speed boat (read: legitimate speed boat) for about 45 minutes and then snorkle around this protected reef out in the ocean before driving the boat back. Def. BOC.

[bode]

also, has anyone seen an incubus show recently? I saw them for the 3rd time last night and it was one of the better shows ive seen. They ended with "aqueous Transmission" off of Morning View, and it was by far the best ending to a concert ever.

[boost]

lol you guys im pretty damn sure bigspenda is joking....

BOC

casino 2/5 game villain is aggro loose donk, floats a lot but cut it out when I started check-raising his floats with a lot of different hands. He is capable of bluffing and I can tell he wants to beat me very badly.

Villain raises to 15 UTG and everyone and there mom calls. I call with AJo. Flop is 764 with 2 hearts. Villain leads for 25 into a 90ish pot....WTF? Me knowing his small bets are weak as hell raise his bet up to 80. Everyone folds around to donk man who pushes. I call with naked AJo. Donk man shows KQ and two blanks fall. Ship it with a naked ace motha fucka!!!!!!


BOC

shit like this live is so much more boc, nh man.

[bigspenda73]

george- lol u serious? I didnt imply u should throw all ur monies in with 33 after a limp re raise..........

call the LRR for set value and fold any other flop

Dude, seriously, stay up at 10/20 with the nits while we do the real pwning down at 50nl. That hand is so standard it's silly even to discuss.

nl50 regs = some are huge nits that you can toss around, others call WAY too much, nl 2k regs = VERY tough aggro's that are very very very tough to beat

trust me

You have this exactly backwards dude, trust ME.

Also, lol @ anyone taking anything I say seriously in the commune, ever.

[donkbee]

also, has anyone seen an incubus show recently? I saw them for the 3rd time last night and it was one of the better shows ive seen. They ended with "aqueous Transmission" off of Morning View, and it was by far the best ending to a concert ever.

I saw them for the second time in NYC back in January and I wasn't very impressed with the set. They put on a good show though, I love them a lot. I saw them during their Morning View tour and they ended with "Aqueous Transmission" then too, and it was amazing. That particular concert was probably the second best concert I've ever been to (Silverchair is the best ).

They're in Victoria on August 20, so I'll get to see them a third time. The show was supposed to be in May but it got postponed.

[bode]

also, has anyone seen an incubus show recently? I saw them for the 3rd time last night and it was one of the better shows ive seen. They ended with "aqueous Transmission" off of Morning View, and it was by far the best ending to a concert ever.

I saw them for the second time in NYC back in January and I wasn't very impressed with the set. They put on a good show though, I love them a lot. I saw them during their Morning View tour and they ended with "Aqueous Transmission" then too, and it was amazing. That particular concert was probably the second best concert I've ever been to (Silverchair is the best ).

They're in Victoria on August 20, so I'll get to see them a third time. The show was supposed to be in May but it got postponed.

they play alot of their new CD, but they mixed in alot of old stuff, even back to their first album.

[zook]

Just got back from a boc 8-day vacation on Lake Muskoka, Ontario, Canada.

Catching up on the boc thread...

Another good micro from around here (I think its midwestern) is dogfish head. My favorite from them is the indian brown ale.

It's from Delaware. The IBA might be my favorite beer right now.

I was drinking this straight up last night. Bottle is short enough to fit in the freezer door, btw.

http://www.hendricksgin.com/us/about/index.asp

Smoothest gin I have ever tasted. Vermouth not required for a martini.

We try to never run out of this at my house. Oh so good.

[Renton]

Here's my balling tale:

Today i woke up around 5 pm (BALLIN!), watched an episode of 24, then realized it had been 24+ hours since I'd eaten last (unballin). So then i was like, fuck theres no food in the house to eat (unballin). So then i was like, alright time to go to TGIFridays (semi-ballin). So then i was like, fuck i haven't showered in like 3 days and my hair has furry animals and shit living in it (unballin).

So then i took a shower and got out, and realized i had no clean clothes and most importantly no clean underwear (your interpretation as to how ballin this is or isn't). But I was hungry so...

Yes. I have been FBOC all day since.

[Harry]

[flomo]

Here's my balling tale:

Today i woke up around 5 pm (BALLIN!), watched an episode of 24, then realized it had been 24+ hours since I'd eaten last (unballin). So then i was like, fuck theres no food in the house to eat (unballin). So then i was like, alright time to go to TGIFridays (semi-ballin). So then i was like, fuck i haven't showered in like 3 days and my hair has furry animals and shit living in it (unballin).

So then i took a shower and got out, and realized i had no clean clothes and most importantly no clean underwear (your interpretation as to how ballin this is or isn't). But I was hungry so...

Yes. I have been FBOC all day since.

brilliant

[lolzzz_321]

HArry if that is you I want to punch you

[Harry]

so freshhhhh

[UG]

and so clean-clean

[EasyT]

ooh my. this is super funny.



Coment --

[Lukie]

george- lol u serious? I didnt imply u should throw all ur monies in with 33 after a limp re raise..........

call the LRR for set value and fold any other flop

Dude, seriously, stay up at 10/20 with the nits while we do the real pwning down at 50nl. That hand is so standard it's silly even to discuss.

nl50 regs = some are huge nits that you can toss around, others call WAY too much, nl 2k regs = VERY tough aggro's that are very very very tough to beat

trust me

You have this exactly backwards dude, trust ME.

Also, lol @ anyone taking anything I say seriously in the commune, ever.

you're funny

nl 50 vs nl2k lol

[UG]

sauce I was just leveling you bro

[gabe]

sauce has been setting me up for this hand forever. he always sends me these ridiculous bluffs he makes that never seem to work, then we play hu at 1/2 and he plays like a monkey, all for THIS ONE HAND TO HAPPEN

POKERSTARS GAME #11218806943: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/07/30 - 14:24:06 (ET)
Table 'Clementina' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Wyern ($1863.90 in chips)
Seat 2: Sauce123 ($1167 in chips)
Seat 3: mikek15 ($2713 in chips)
Seat 4: straate ($1366.25 in chips)
Seat 5: IMSAKIDD ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: gp333 ($1059 in chips)
Sauce123: posts small blind $5
mikek15: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Ah Tc]
straate: folds
IMSAKIDD: folds
gp333: raises $20 to $30
Wyern: folds
Sauce123: calls $25
mikek15: folds
*** FLOP *** [8c 5s 8d]
Sauce123: checks
gp333: checks
*** TURN *** [8c 5s 8d] [Th]
Sauce123: bets $50
gp333: calls $50
*** RIVER *** [8c 5s 8d Th] [4s]
Sauce123: bets $120
gp333: raises $120 to $240
Sauce123: raises $847 to $1087 and is all-in
gp333: calls $739 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sauce123: shows [5d 5c] (a full house, Fives full of Eights)
gp333: mucks hand
Sauce123 collected $2125 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2128 | Rake $3
Board [8c 5s 8d Th 4s]
Seat 1: Wyern (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Sauce123 (small blind) showed [5d 5c] and won ($2125) with a full house, Fives full of Eights
Seat 3: mikek15 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: straate folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: IMSAKIDD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: gp333 mucked [Ah Tc]

in other news, im about to end a month running 5+ptbb for the first time in a while

[Lukie]

GABE HE IS PROBABLY LIKE YOU; HE ONLY SENDS/POSTS HH'S OF DOING CRAZY THINGS THE OTHER 99.9% ARE COMPLETELY STANDARD LOL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ON THE PHONE THAT THIS WAS SAUCE. YOU ARE THE NEW LUKIE.

[Lukie]

by the way, this is so funny to me, hence why i typed in all caps.

[Lukie]

i told you on the phone to fold moran

[EzDuzIt]

nh

[EzDuzIt]

1000th!

[gabe]

GABE HE IS PROBABLY LIKE YOU; HE ONLY SENDS/POSTS HH'S OF DOING CRAZY THINGS THE OTHER 99.9% ARE COMPLETELY STANDARD LOL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ON THE PHONE THAT THIS WAS SAUCE. YOU ARE THE NEW LUKIE.

play me HU

also sauce and i played some crazy hu matches

[Lukie]

GABE HE IS PROBABLY LIKE YOU; HE ONLY SENDS/POSTS HH'S OF DOING CRAZY THINGS THE OTHER 99.9% ARE COMPLETELY STANDARD LOL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ON THE PHONE THAT THIS WAS SAUCE. YOU ARE THE NEW LUKIE.

play me HU

also sauce and i played some crazy hu matches

ok!

4 tables sound good? great. i'll let you know when i'm free.

[Lukie]

also

also sauce and i played some crazy hu matches

Seat 1: Wyern ($1863.90 in chips)
Seat 2: Sauce123 ($1167 in chips)
Seat 3: mikek15 ($2713 in chips)
Seat 4: straate ($1366.25 in chips)
Seat 5: IMSAKIDD ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: gp333 ($1059 in chips)

!

Sauce123: posts small blind $5

Sauce123: calls $25

*** RIVER *** [8c 5s 8d Th] [4s]
Sauce123: bets $120
gp333: raises $120 to $240
Sauce123: raises $847 to $1087 and is all-in
gp333: calls $739 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sauce123: shows [5d 5c] (a full house, Fives full of Eights)

lol, what a sick unexpected cooler

[Unibomber14]

I gotta see the movie out of principle. Whether good or bad. It's the Simpsons. I mean, they're a legacy.

The Bourne Ultimatum on Aug. 3 is gonna rock too.

Oh, and I have a $300 ten man tourney tonight. Wish me luck!

I took 2nd for $1k. They only paid top two, but I'm not complaining.

They all ate cake for this guys birthday, and I couldn't eat any cause I have a fight coming up in a couple of weeks. They thought it was hilarious to eat it in front of me. Thanks in large part to FTR, I was able to take their money in revenge. HAHA!!

GABE HE IS PROBABLY LIKE YOU; HE ONLY SENDS/POSTS HH'S OF DOING CRAZY THINGS THE OTHER 99.9% ARE COMPLETELY STANDARD LOL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ON THE PHONE THAT THIS WAS SAUCE. YOU ARE THE NEW LUKIE.

play me HU

also sauce and i played some crazy hu matches

ok!

4 tables sound good? great. i'll let you know when i'm free.

gabe-vs-lukie rd1: No hitting below the belt... FIGHT!

[gabe]

2/4 3/6 or 5/10 ? if we got a bunch of people to fill out the tables on stars, is the rake as bad as it was for me and sauce at 1/2 ?

[sauce123]

sauce has been setting me up for this hand forever. he always sends me these ridiculous bluffs he makes that never seem to work, then we play hu at 1/2 and he plays like a monkey, all for THIS ONE HAND TO HAPPEN

BOC?

[TheFaucet]

FLOWMASTADUBSAC HAS ARRIVED AND HE'S GONNA TAKE FTR TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF BALLA, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

[Unibomber14]

FLOWMASTADUBSAC HAS ARRIVED AND HE'S GONNA TAKE FTR TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF BALLA, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

Interesting place and content for a first post.

I approve. (Side thought: Is there an emoticon for a thumbs up/thumbs down? If not there should be.)

[boost]

FLOWMASTADUBSAC HAS ARRIVED AND HE'S GONNA TAKE FTR TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF BALLA, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

Interesting place and content for a first post.

I approve. (Side thought: Is there an emoticon for a thumbs up/thumbs down? If not there should be.)

hint: this is not his first post.

[Unibomber14]

Well, when you only post in the commune, then...

I guess it's his 0th post. Or, 0nd, maybe?

[boost]

nm uni

anyways this place looks cool

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malta

The United States has 21 people per square kilometer (55 per square mile) compared to Malta's population density of 1,160 people per square kilometer (3,000 per square mile).

(source for above is not wiki)

[sauce123]

mongoloid is my new favorite pseudo-racial slur

[Galapogos]

mongoloid is my new favorite pseudo-racial slur

So 90s

[flomo]

racial slurs


what about hodgies?
i heard this what some call the jihads in our military

sadly whatever it means i use it for everything, i wish it was a slur for lesbians. they can piss me off, stupid slats. (this doesnt' apply to the hot lesbos found on the internet)

[boost]

mongoloid is my new favorite pseudo-racial slur

I like how hunter s thompson refers to his latino lawyer as a samoan.

[gabe]

check out Deuteronomy 25:11-12

haha

[Unibomber14]

I haven't posted here yet today.

Why don't I see these guys used more often? These are my favorite emotions.

[TheFaucet]

check out Deuteronomy 25:11-12

haha

"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."

wow how did you find this gem

[TheFaucet]

I also like the King James version, "putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets" lol

[TheFaucet]

DO YOU WANT TO SUCKLE ON MY SECRETS

[TheFaucet]

OK I think I killed it

[boost]

hah, glad you posted that, I was too lazy to go find it on my own.

[gabe]

spot the baller

[boost]

picture says a hundred words... or somethin...

[bode]

[Lukie]

spot the baller

everyone take an honest guess of how old the female looks on the far right (in the pink).

[givememyleg]

20-23?

[Zee Devee]

I'd say about 24-26

[a500lbgorilla]

spot the baller

everyone take an honest guess of how old the female looks on the far right (in the pink).

Dude I recognize some of these people!

[Lukie]

20-23?

u mean like 40-43?

[Xianti]

everyone take an honest guess of how old the female looks on the far right (in the pink).

29

[Xianti]

spot the baller

The one that's too cool to look at the camera.

[givememyleg]

20-23?

u mean like 40-43?

whaaaaaat she does not look 40

[Xianti]

20-23?

u mean like 40-43?

whaaaaaat she does not look 40

Lukkake thinks any girl that looks older than 16 must be over 40, i.e., he wouldn't be interested.

[boost]

she stood out to me too as looking much older than the rest. Im guessing she just looks older for her age, but if I saw her on the street Id probably think 30-35

[Trikflow77]

looks like a busted 25 to me. busted.

[gabe]

GUYS CMON, SPOT THE BALLER!!! ITS MEEEEEEE LOL ! YEA!

[bode]

what, no one liked the 7 legged lamb?

[swiggidy]

mongoloid is my new favorite pseudo-racial slur

nigglet
sand-nigger
snow-mexican

[bode]

mongoloid is my new favorite pseudo-racial slur

nigglet
sand-nigger
snow-mexican

snow-mexican?

[swiggidy]

Eskimos

It's from Dave Attell

[Galapogos]

spot the baller

The guy beside you (not BRabbit) really doesn't seem too impressed with you so generously offering him a taste of your Mono.

[Unibomber14]

BUMPin out of control. I never thought this thread would be so out of date.

Ballin- Saw Bourne Ultimatum, bought 300, and am buying TMNT tonight. COWABUNGA!!!

[a500lbgorilla]

Seriously gabe, remind me of their names plz.

[givememyleg]

someone get brabbit to post in this thread

[gabe]

b rabbit gabe pete kyle

i watched 'the good son' the other night.....how cool is that movie.

[gabe]

im gonna be playing a whole bunch of tournaments on stars tonight to get ready for the turning stone tourny series and im posting updates here

so far i know im in a $25 freeze, 3ra, 100ra, 300 freeze, 10 ra

[gabe]

also gonna be in te $22ra, a $55 freeze on stars, and the first ftops event, the 500k gtd on ftp

[gabe]

i was top 20 in the 55k gtd........


Seat 1: Burlito (712)
Seat 2: thesharkpow (2,680)
Seat 3: asdf(9,170)
Seat 4: pdj316 (2,275)
Seat 5: Tatute (7,678)
Seat 6: boo__zer247 (15,130)
Seat 7: Believer8219 (2,810)
Seat 8: TheComeUp (4,390)
Seat 9: TheZadester (2,490)
boo__zer247 posts the small blind of 30
Believer8219 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to asdf[7d 9d]
TheComeUp raises to 210
TheZadester folds
Burlito folds
thesharkpow folds
asdfcalls 210
pdj316 folds
Tatute folds
boo__zer247 folds
Believer8219 calls 150
*** FLOP *** [7h 3d 5d]
Believer8219 checks
TheComeUp checks
asdf bets 520
Believer8219 folds
TheComeUp raises to 4,180, and is all in
asdf calls 3,660
TheComeUp shows [Tc Kd]
asdf shows [7d 9d]
*** TURN *** [7h 3d 5d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [7h 3d 5d 3h] [Ts]