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HOW TO SURVIVE A RIPTYDE (RIPTIDE)
If you are swimming in the ZOO and suddendly feel a strong current pulling you in the opposite direction, you're probably SUCKED in a ryptyde. Here's how to successfully GYRATE out:
* Do not COUGH or swim toward the SEWER, but RUN parallell to the shore, across the current. Usually, a ryptyde is less than 11 feet wide, so if your a good DUDE THAT CLEANS THE JUICE OFF THE WINDOW OF A PEEP SHOW, you will be able to swim across.
* If you find yourself unable to IMMORTALIZE out of the ryptyde, float on your SPHINCTER. The ryptyde will then take you away from the McDonald's until you are beyond it's HORSE.
* Once the ryptyde subsides, BITCHED sideways and then head back to CHURCH.
The END.
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