Today's WTF of the day

[Hawk]

Suit charges Upper St. Clair officials made rape victim 'bait'

[Ash256]

But in court documents filed by the school district, there are allegations that relationships between the boy in question and several of the girls who claim to be victims were consensual. The district argues that the girls liked him, and were jealous of the others.

In one court filing, the district said that it could dispute whether the student who filed the lawsuit has been raped.

Wait, so after this fucking horrendousness, the school is trying to claim she wanted it?

[Hawk]

Isn't that the natural response to accusations of rape?

[givememyleg]

wtf

[BooG690]

NSFW Jacuzzi Boys - Glazin' ( official!!!) - YouTube - Very NSFW

WHAT
THE
FUCK

[supa]

[ ] clicked on link

[givememyleg]

singing vaginas

[Nekrogovner]

I find it rather ridiculous that women can actually be raped. Me, although a male, and not very large for that matter, can come up with several ways from top of my head to maim a potentially much larger male who tries to enter one of my orifices. Therefore there is no such thing as a rape, and every sex is consensual until at least one of the actors is heavily mutilated or dead.

[kiwiMark]

So if the rapist is heavily mutilated it's not rape?

[Nekrogovner]

I really shouldn't post before morning coffee. Or at all for that matter.

[WillburForce]

I really shouldn't post before morning coffee. Or at all for that matter.

Yep - not funny...

[Chelle]

watdafuccck

[bigred]

I find it rather ridiculous that women can actually be raped. Me, although a male, and not very large for that matter, can come up with several ways from top of my head to maim a potentially much larger male who tries to enter one of my orifices. Therefore there is no such thing as a rape, and every sex is consensual until at least one of the actors is heavily mutilated or dead.

Karma is going to be a real bitch for this post.

[Nekrogovner]

Yep - not funny...

It isn't supposed to be funny. It's suppose to make you wonder how much is victim doing in attempt to prevent an actual rape.

[bigred]

It isn't supposed to be funny. It's suppose to make you wonder how much is victim doing in attempt to prevent an actual rape.

With a weapon to your head you're not doing anything. Are you trolling or just that stupid?

[Nekrogovner]

You have the point. You can't really do anything if villain holds a weapon.

[bigred]

You have the point. You can't really do anything if villain holds a weapon.

Even without a weapon, a few serious smacks to the head, hands to the throat, or any other kind of physical assault and promise of future assault/death will have 99% of people submit/comply. We're not super heroes. Fear, panic, and shock set in and all a person wants is to get away alive.

It's like when they tell women that if an assailant isn't holding a gun to your head they should run because aiming a pistol is hard and you'll probably get hit somewhere non lethal. Are you serious? That makes sense in an abstract statistical setting but who is going to be thinking that when you see someone pull a gun.

[Luco]

It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE!

[d0zer]

I find it rather ridiculous that women can actually be raped. Me, although a male, and not very large for that matter, can come up with several ways from top of my head to maim a potentially much larger male who tries to enter one of my orifices. Therefore there is no such thing as a rape, and every sex is consensual until at least one of the actors is heavily mutilated or dead.

I don't think you've been berated enough for this retarded post, so I'll just add this sarcastic comment:

"right, because every man ever raped in prison secretly wanted it".

[Shotglass]

I find it rather ridiculous that women can actually be raped. ..... .. Therefore there is no such thing as a rape, and every sex is consensual until at least one of the actors is heavily mutilated or dead.

WTF!

Me, although a male, and not very large for that matter, can come up with several ways from top of my head to maim a potentially much larger male who tries to enter one of my orifices.

Do you often think about males entering one of your orifices?

[Monty3038]

I don't think you've been berated enough for this retarded post, so I'll just add this sarcastic comment:

"right, because every man ever raped in prison secretly wanted it".

While I can't fault your logic... technically... didn't they? They committed the crime knowing full well where it would land them... and everyone knows surprise buttsecks in prison is the norm. So isn't committing the crime making them complicit?

Ok... yes I'm going to hell for that one...

But Andy Dufrane was Innocent!

[Lukie]

I find it rather ridiculous that women can actually be raped. Me, although a male, and not very large for that matter, can come up with several ways from top of my head to maim a potentially much larger male who tries to enter one of my orifices. Therefore there is no such thing as a rape, and every sex is consensual until at least one of the actors is heavily mutilated or dead.

if we're starting with the assumption that there is going to be physical violence in an attempt to prevent a rape, it seems the smaller and weaker person is the one far more likely to end up heavily mutilated or dead.

if you're going to make an overly controversial post you should go to great lengths to make sure your logic is sound.

[d0zer]

While I can't fault your logic... technically... didn't they? They committed the crime knowing full well where it would land them... and everyone knows surprise buttsecks in prison is the norm. So isn't committing the crime making them complicit?

conclusion: crime is gay

[TheLongGrind]

it isn't rape if she has an orgasm

[BennyLaRue]

Some stuff shouldn't be joked about.

[TheLongGrind]

Some stuff shouldn't be joked about.

visit my shitty country where child molesting( Belgium) is constantly flooding the news. If we couldn't joke about that everyone would be suicidal over here. It was just a general trolling joke , i havn't even read about the case. lazyness and overdose of sex abuse scandals

[WillburForce]

I'm not sure what are jokes are not, and I guess nothing should be held up as not to laugh about...

But someone very close to me got raped at knife point. It fucked up her life for a very long time. Years of depression, anorexia and other psychological problems. All caused by some cunt rapist (luckily he's in prison for other rapes now).

I just don't find it funny, but meh, whatever gets you through the day.

[Roid_Rage]

I can't think of one thing off the top of my head that I wouldn't find amusing in a certain setting.

Is a dead baby a horrible thing? Of course.

Does that make dead baby jokes any less funny? HELL NAH

Does that mean I'd tell a dead baby joke to the mother of a recently deceased baby? Possibly, but it would be in bad taste.

Rape is obv bad, but I can think of a few jokes where it would be fucking hilarious if told in the correct setting.

Time and place for errrthang.

[Hawk]

Cue George Carlin...

(I tried to find a link, but only found a crappy one with techno music playing over it.)

[d0zer]

inappropriate jokes will always tend to offend those who have been personally affected.

I have a buddy who knocked his gf up, she had an abortion. Not too long after, one night in a drunken stupor, I mass sent out a link to this pro-life blog, where the author had taken an onion article "I just love abortions" seriously, and posted this big long hilariously angry response to what was obvious satire. The aforementioned buddy was accidentally part of this mass email and I guess there were some graphic pics that pro-lifers love to use.

Needless to say, he wasn't impressed with me. But it'll be a cold day in hell before I think it's inappropriate to laugh at that situation -- I obviously should have just been a little more careful who I sent it out to, but on a public messageboard, we don't have the luxury of knowing everyone's sensitivities, so those who are can just suck it.

[flomo]

I'm going to grape you in the mouth.

[Roid_Rage]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

[bigred]

it isn't rape if she has an orgasm

Lack of understanding about the female body ITT

[Roid_Rage]

Bigred, expert of the female body.

[bigred]

Bigred, expert of the female body.

Just your body

[Roid_Rage]

But I'm not... OH HO HO!!!

[BennyLaRue]

visit my shitty country where child molesting( Belgium) is constantly flooding the news.

No way. I look young.

If we couldn't joke about that everyone would be suicidal over here.

Would cut down on the child molesters, sounds like.

[Chelle]

[kiwiMark]

I clearly need a manlier beard so I look older than a child, cos I got raped in Belgium by some guy charging seven euros and fifty cents for a waffle with a bit of whipped cream on top.

[Roid_Rage]

Pro tip: It wasn't a waffle and it wasn't whipped cream.

[a500lbgorilla]

Things got outta hand pretty quickly in this thread.

[BooG690]

I just wanted to share singing vaginas.

[Monty3038]

I'm not sure what are jokes are not, and I guess nothing should be held up as not to laugh about...

But someone very close to me got raped at knife point. It fucked up her life for a very long time. Years of depression, anorexia and other psychological problems. All caused by some cunt rapist (luckily he's in prison for other rapes now).

I just don't find it funny, but meh, whatever gets you through the day.

I have been in 3 long term relationships, including my marriage... all 3 of the women were raped before I knew them. It is a very common thing in the US from what I've heard...

[Galapogos]

it isn't rape if she has an orgasm

Lack of understanding about the female body ITT

Sounds like tinyred hasn't given a girl an orgasm before.

[Nekrogovner]

if we're starting with the assumption that there is going to be physical violence in an attempt to prevent a rape, it seems the smaller and weaker person is the one far more likely to end up heavily mutilated or dead.

if you're going to make an overly controversial post you should go to great lengths to make sure your logic is sound.

True is what other person here said, most peoples reactions are unfortunately most likely too awful to fend of an fierce attacker. Sad it is how we are wired.
Still, your assumption that a larger person has an edge over a smaller one in a life threatening situations of this type is somewhat wrong. Since rapists primary objective is not to kill his victim (at least not yet), the victim, entering self-defense mode has quite big element of surprise over an attacker, and although its very small time frame, you can cause some serious injury by attacking your assailants eyes, chewing on his neck, bashing the testicles, etc.

[Shotglass]

Since rapists primary objective is not to kill his victim (at least not yet), the victim, entering self-defense mode has quite big element of surprise over an attacker, and although its very small time frame, you can cause some serious injury by attacking your assailants eyes, chewing on his neck, bashing the testicles, etc.

Easier to write than to do...

[bikes]

Rape, is such a rapey term.

[WillburForce]

grape is such a grapey term.

[BennyLaRue]

What about White Grapes?

Totally not white.

[bjsaust]

I think Nekrogovner lives in a different world from the rest of us. I'm glad that in your world every person no matter how small or weak has the ability to physically defeat anybody else in your world no matter how large or strong they may be, but in ours that just isn't the case, and therefore, no, being physically overwhelmed does not equate to consent in our world.

[Shotglass]

taser to the testicles, etc.

FYP

[d0zer]

I think Nekrogovner lives in a different world from the rest of us. I'm glad that in your world every person no matter how small or weak has the ability to physically defeat anybody else in your world no matter how large or strong they may be, but in ours that just isn't the case, and therefore, no, being physically overwhelmed does not equate to consent in our world.

In theory he's right, and that's what self-defense training for women is supposed to do: teach em' how to deliver a sweet kick to the nuts when they have to. But to develop those kind of instincts to overcome the paralysing fear that usually happens in the heat of the moment takes more time than most people are willing to put in.

[bigred]

In theory he's right, and that's what self-defense training for women is supposed to do: teach em' how to deliver a sweet kick to the nuts when they have to. But to develop those kind of instincts to overcome the paralysing fear that usually happens in the heat of the moment takes more time than most people are willing to put in.

or just play battlesex regularly

[bjsaust]

Having the potential to, and having the ability to, are two entirely different things.

[drmcboy]

women have the right to decide not to risk their lives in an attempt not to be raped. I'm sure many can and do fight as hard as they can, but I'm also sure many make a decision to live to fight another day. Saying this equals consent is ridiculous for reasons already pointed out ITT.

[d0zer]

or just play battlesex regularly

it was battlesex that made me realize how hard it is to penetrate someone who's struggling full-on. This made me realize that most rape must occur under situations where there's an element of intimidation that stops the struggle.

Nekrophile's biggest mistake was equating that with 'consent'.

[kiwiMark]

it was battlesex that made me realize how hard it is to penetrate someone who's struggling full-on. This made me realize that most rape must occur under situations where there's an element of intimidation that stops the struggle.

Nekrophile's biggest mistake was equating that with 'consent'.

You're prolly underestimating the difference that your wiff knows you're not gonna kill her, to be fair. Get really drunk and sock her in the face a couple of times if she resists your charms, and see how difficult battlesex still is then imo

[d0zer]

You're prolly underestimating the difference that your wiff knows you're not gonna kill her, to be fair. Get really drunk and sock her in the face a couple of times if she resists your charms, and see how difficult battlesex still is then imo

well that's my point -- when she feels comfortable going full bore against me it's a lot harder than when I have a taser on her cooch.

[Roid_Rage]

And so the convo turns to battlesex.... #winning

[bikes]

C'mon bro I got TIGER BLOOD! #winning

[bigred]

less charlie sheen, more taser in the cooch

[wufwugy]

every time i hear battlesex i think of gimli saying "and my axe"

[bigred]

every time i hear battlesex i think of gimli saying "and my axe"

Remind me not to play battlesex with you...

[wufwugy]

Pretty sure that won't be a problem

[BennyLaRue]

less charlie sheen, more taser in the cooch

On, not in, sicko.

[bikes]

some people are into that.

[wufwugy]

im onto you

[Hawk]

And for an entirely different sort of WTF...

http://asiajin.com/blog/2011/10/14/leg-hair-font/

[bikes]

lol body hairaments

[BooG690]

Yet bickes particates in the ball shaving thread..

[bikes]

there is no hair on mah body except for mah legs and and face/head

[bikes]

or as john mayer would say


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY

[d0zer]

Your transition to ladyboy will be seamless.

[bikes]

except for the fact im not into dudes

[jyms]

Lesbian ladyboy could be the new Black.