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  1. #1
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    Default Tonight

    Going to the bar
    promised myself I would be a good boy this week
    i might come back drunk and wanting to play 25nl on stars

    fuck i really shouldn't go...







    bye, ttyl
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    Please, don't go

    don't goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo ooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    I'm beggin' you to staaaaaay
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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  3. #3
    oh, so you've gotta go and be a good boy on a friday night, but the sabbath comes around and yer all up for a little debauchery?

    *spits on thread in disgust*

    But yeah, I might be up for some 25NL donkerage later...
  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Please, don't go

    don't goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo ooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    I'm beggin' you to staaaaaay
    man i love that song
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I'll be waiting for you on stars to convince you to take a shot at 5/10 NL
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    ok... so everyone wants to play me on stars....

    25 nl is my max
    anyone game rite now?
  8. #8
    id hit it
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    Sargas II 25nl fr stars
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    PokerStars Game #21177660579: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/10/13 22:42:22 ET
    Table 'Isolda' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: kemikar ($24.65 in chips)
    Seat 3: BankItDrew ($25 in chips)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($21.75 in chips)
    Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U ($29.15 in chips)
    LolTrappedU: posts small blind $0.10
    I_Lie_2_U: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to kemikar [Jc 9d]
    kemikar: raises $0.50 to $0.75
    LolTrappedU said, "i folded dem 6"
    BankItDrew: calls $0.75
    LolTrappedU: calls $0.65
    I_Lie_2_U: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Qd 8h 6c]
    LolTrappedU: checks
    kemikar: bets $1.50
    I_Lie_2_U said, "nice fold"
    BankItDrew: calls $1.50
    I_Lie_2_U said, "bad bet by me "
    LolTrappedU: calls $1.50
    *** TURN *** [Qd 8h 6c] [As]
    LolTrappedU: checks
    kemikar: bets $5.25
    BankItDrew: calls $5.25
    LolTrappedU: calls $5.25
    *** RIVER *** [Qd 8h 6c As] [Ac]
    LolTrappedU: checks
    kemikar: checks
    kemikar said, "u idiots dont fold"
    I_Lie_2_U said, "is kemikar Dean?"
    BankItDrew: bets $6
    mcatdog joins the table at seat #4
    kemikar said, "just shove im calling"
    LolTrappedU said, "I fold now"
    LolTrappedU: folds
    kemikar: calls $6
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    BankItDrew: shows [Th 9s] (a pair of Aces)
    kemikar: shows [Jc 9d] (a pair of Aces - Queen+Jack kicker)
    LolTrappedU said, "my hand ez to read"
    kemikar collected $33.10 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $34.75 | Rake $1.65
    Board [Qd 8h 6c As Ac]
    Seat 1: kemikar showed [Jc 9d] and won ($33.10) with a pair of Aces
    Seat 3: BankItDrew (button) showed [Th 9s] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU (small blind) folded on the River
    Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U (big blind) folded before Flop
  12. #12
    no comment.
  13. #13
    I FOLDED JT

    SO EFFING SICK

    if he checks behind I win
  14. #14
    I bet-size level big time, was cursing by the river though:

    PokerStars Game #21177790678: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/10/13 22:48:09 ET
    Table 'Isolda' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: kemikar ($63.85 in chips)
    Seat 2: spencerc08 ($15.65 in chips)
    Seat 3: BankItDrew ($25 in chips)
    Seat 4: mcatdog ($14 in chips)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($42.25 in chips)
    Seat 6: iSickDuck ($25 in chips)
    LolTrappedU: posts small blind $0.10
    iSickDuck: posts big blind $0.25
    BankItDrew: posts small & big blinds $0.35
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to LolTrappedU [As Ah]
    kemikar: raises $0.75 to $1
    LolTrappedU said, "sick card"
    spencerc08: folds
    BankItDrew: calls $0.75
    mcatdog: folds
    LolTrappedU: raises $5 to $6
    iSickDuck: folds
    kemikar: folds
    BankItDrew: calls $5
    *** FLOP *** [4d 7d 5h]
    mcatdog said, "not rly"
    mcatdog said, "i would bet any K for value ez"
    LolTrappedU: bets $36.25 and is all-in
    BankItDrew: calls $18.90 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet ($17.35) returned to LolTrappedU
    *** TURN *** [4d 7d 5h] [3d]
    *** RIVER *** [4d 7d 5h 3d] [5d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    LolTrappedU: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
    BankItDrew: mucks hand
    LolTrappedU collected $48.65 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $51.15 | Rake $2.50
    Board [4d 7d 5h 3d 5d]
    Seat 1: kemikar folded before Flop
    Seat 2: spencerc08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: BankItDrew mucked [Jh 8h]
    Seat 4: mcatdog (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: LolTrappedU (small blind) showed [As Ah] and won ($48.65) with two pair, Aces and Fives
    Seat 6: iSickDuck (big blind) folded before Flop
  15. #15
    so i find table and go to sit down but notice that you maniacs have invited a waiting list of nuthuggers
  16. #16
    FR ON Rosina III

    gopgogogogog
  17. #17
    spenda is loltrappedu right

    bestest stars av ever
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    FTR is not that good at poker
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    Aq vs JJ all in preflop twice

    guess who losses both?
  20. #20
    I stacked Drew 3 times

    Dean valuetowned my ass twice

    that was about it
  21. #21
    fucking missed it again ????????
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    If you'd spend at least 10 seconds NOT fapping to your avatar you'd make it.

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