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  1. #1
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    Default top 10 most annoying things about poker

    and poker players

    We're making an infographic about this and these are some of the items we have so far:
    slow rolling
    complaining about bad beats
    splashing the pot
    wearing sunglasses indoors
    complaining about bad cards
    running out the clock
    leaving the table after winning a big pot

    Help us add more items to the list!

    Thanks,
    Eric
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    posting poker questions in the commune

    US players not getting to bring their disposable income to the online games
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    The fact that politicians world-wide feel the need to get involved and regulate.
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    getting disconnected on a nut hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eberetta1 View Post
    getting disconnected on a nut hand.
    get better internet
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    lol
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    bumhunters
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    bumhunters AND banana thieves
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    I see that you asked dumb people for their dumb poker opinions to compile a list of dumb shit to get annoyed about. That's cool if that's what you're into.
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    That it destroys the lives of good God Fearing Christians.
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    That so many people think it's just luck.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    posting poker questions in the commune

    US players not getting to bring their disposable income to the online games
    Seriously, jyms. How do I even still mod this place?

    Probably because my rage is not roid rage... or whatever roid rage is now that people use anabolic diet/exercise regimes instead of anabolic buttshots.

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    That I haven't played in far too long.

    And that once I get to play again online, things will suck about that too. And I hate those things that will suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post

    PokerStar's logo didn't annoy me until now. Thank you spoonit
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    Is that second thing some pokerstars prize they give out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
    Is that second thing some pokerstars prize they give out?
    Yes. It's the bubble boy's consolation prize
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    It would be cool to have in my trophee room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
    It would be cool to have in my trophee room.
    What else have you put in your "trophy room"?


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    It's empty so far.
  24. #24
    is the second thing spoon posted a butt plug?
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    i get it. the pokerstars logo looks like a butt plug. but why should that annoy you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    i get it. the pokerstars logo looks like a butt plug. but why should that annoy you?
    Now every time Spoon's about to play with his butt plug he gets the insatiable urge to play poker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    bumhunters
    Was this in response to spoon's post?
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    think it was meant for the jkds thread
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    This thread just got funny,
    laughing my head off at the last few posts.
  30. #30
    People trashtalking, wishing u cancer for example. Why not wish a downswing instead?
    If things were to magically revert to January 1st, 2003, only I could take everything I know now in terms of poker ability/knowledge, bonus clearing, etc., I think it's safe to say that it would be trivially easy to make over a million dollars.
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    yeah, yesterday i raise/called all in with AA when some guy overshoved 100bb with 99, he told me to die. don't worry, i will some day.
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    Most annoying ever is when people jump out of their seats and celebrate after winning all-in pots in live tournaments. Like they haven't won anything or done anything worthwhile, but they still jump around and hug their friends as if they've accomplished something. The only time this is acceptable is when you have won the tournament, every other time is just moronic.
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