I wouldn't normally post something like this, but it amused me so much I feel compelled to share it!

I was playing in a $5 MTT last night on Jokerroom.

One hand comes along and I have 9T diamonds in MP and, with a few chips to burn, decide to have a sneaky peep at the flop. UTG+1, BTN and BB are also in. Flop comes A 7 8 rainbow. BB checks, UTG+1 bets, I call, other two fold. Turn comes T. UTG bets again, I call. River comes A. UTG+1 now checks, I decide to bet out and try and take the pot down. He calls and I am fully expecting now to see an A (after I had just decided from his check that he didn't have it). He flips 78 diamonds.

Ok, I don't want comments on the hand, it is what followed that made me laugh so much I couldn't carry on playing for a while. Here is a (rough) rundown of what transpired on the chat .....

UTG+1_______"FFS .... do u even know how to play this game?".
Me__________"No ..... Perhaps you could teach me?"
UTG+1______ "I don't fucking believe that? How the fuck could u call with 9T diamonds"
Me__________"....in exactly the same way u can call 78s from UTG+1"
UTG+1______"I don't understand a word u just said"

http://www.realpokertraining.com/?!?! ...... pfft.