Turning 20: totally pointless birthday?

[Numbr2intheWorld]

What can you do when you're 20 that you can't do when you're 19?

If somebody can think of anything worthwhile i'll give you 20 dollars (my discretion OBV)

If somebody can think of something that is super awesome you get $50.

gogogo

[sandstorm]

Buy alcohol. In Sweden.

(And then get the Swedish girls drunk obv)

^winnar

[will641]

eh, i just look at it as im just that much closer. wtf does 19 get you?

[a500lbgorilla]

Get laid, 500lbgorilla on stars

[Deanglow]

i really don't have any ideas and would like $20

[kmind]

start pissing the fuck out of every middle-aged or older person you see until they say something like "Damn teenagers" and then whip out your license in disgust.

[wufwugy]

start pissing the fuck out of every middle-aged or older person you see until they say something like "Damn teenagers" and then whip out your license in disgust.

winneriest

[Jack Sawyer]

yougettowaitjustonemoreyeartillyouare21

[BennyLaRue]

What can you do when you're 20 that you can't do when you're 19?

If somebody can think of anything worthwhile i'll give you 20 dollars (my discretion OBV)

If somebody can think of something that is super awesome you get $50.

gogogo

If she follows the "half-your-age-plus-seven" rule, you can fuck a 26-year old.

[BennyLaRue]

Oh, and you can check the "20-29" box on surveys that ask for your age. But I'd stick with the 26-year old.

[swiggidy]

FYI: 22-24, and 26-28 are also lame. I don't really see that improving anytime soon.

[d0zer]

You can say you're not a teenager anymore, even if you'll feel and act like one until 40+

[bigspenda73]

You can now tell girls you're in your early 20's instead of saying you're 19. Big diff. imo.

[frosst]

buy cigarettes from a vending machine in japan.

[spoonitnow]

Say things involving you no longer being a teenager but other teenagers still are, or something.

[Jack Sawyer]

oh, and have a happy birthday btw

[will641]

since you are obv looking for an excuse to ship someone $50, why not just send it to me.

[Juked07]

You can finally tell people that your age in years is greater than the length of your penis in inches.

[pankfish]

Be the oldest guy in high school.

[thizzSantaCruz]

you can rent a car.

[Deanglow]

You can now tell girls you're in your early 20's instead of saying you're 19. Big diff. imo.

winner imo

[givememyleg]

who is the older steinberg?

[will641]

who is the older steinberg?

danny.

[a500lbgorilla]

Happy pointless day roughly 20 years after you squeezed out of your mommy!

[lolzzz_321]

dude danny is better at poker too

[WillburForce]

enjoy your 20's. they're the best years. past 30 you have to start actually giving a fuck.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Spenda's isn't true, because I already tell girls I'm 20, LDO.

[Numbr2intheWorld]

You can now tell girls you're in your early 20's instead of saying you're 19. Big diff. imo.

usually i tell them i'm 22 and my name is Alex

[d0zer]

oh yeah, congrats on not dying for another year. I hope your 'not dying' heater continues into the next year.

[bigspenda73]

You can now tell girls you're in your early 20's instead of saying you're 19. Big diff. imo.

usually i tell them i'm 22 and my name is Alex

you don't look like an Alex

you look more like a Mark/Greg

Granted the only time I remember conversing with you was for like 2 seconds and I can guarantee at least one of us was d-r-u-n-k.

[Pythonic]

You can technically bang teenie boppers now!

[bigred]

No birthday is pointless, it's an excuse to get drunk, don't be lame

[sil693]

you can now feel even worse about sleeping with 15 year olds.

[GatorJH]

you can now bang the hot 19 yo who won't sleep with teenagers.

although I like mine IMO Kmind gets the $50. That shit was funny.

Oh, and happy bday you young fucker.

[Galapogos]

What can you do when you're 20 that you can't do when you're 19?

FYI: 22-24, and 26-28 are also lame. I don't really see that improving anytime soon.

How can you guys claim any birthday in your 20s is lame??? My early 20's were the craziest times of my life, how could a birthday within that time ever fail? And Max you have a shit ton of money for a guy your age, failure should be impossible.

In your early twenties is cool because that's when you're in that time of partying that's so much more fun that than teen/high school partying. Shit's crazier, chicks are hotter, etc. Mid twenties to 27 is cool because you're like that cool veteran guy that's still not too old for a hot 17 year-old to want to bang you. Plus you know all the stuff you never knew before and are not too old to make use of it.

Turning 28 sucks because you're instantly 30 in everyone's eyes.

[GatorJH]

Turning 28 sucks because you're instantly 30 in everyone's eyes.

LMAO

<------------- is 45

[wesrman]

LOL, in Canada the legal age to drink is 19.

[yourfather]

You can pray you have not yet peaked.

[wufwugy]

You can pray you have not yet peaked.

if youre a woman.

men peak at like 40. seriously. there is not a single man who has taken care of himself physically mentally financially who was more attractive when he was 20 than when he's 40; and this trend can actually continue up till andropause. this includes pretty much everything except athletic peak, which depending on sport is somewhere in twenties and even seldom early thirties.

[yourfather]

You can pray you have not yet peaked.

if youre a woman.

Yes, I keeeeed.

[Pino_Diablo]

20 is so pathetic, gimme a break, do you still have wet dreams?

double it and you still have a ways to go for me

happy birthday

learn from your mistakes that's my only advice, and keep making mistakes, only way to learn

yeah it's pointless

[swiggidy]

What can you do when you're 20 that you can't do when you're 19?

FYI: 22-24, and 26-28 are also lame. I don't really see that improving anytime soon.

How can you guys claim any birthday in your 20s is lame??? My early 20's were the craziest times of my life, how could a birthday within that time ever fail?

My birthday is in the middle of winter, and I didn't need something as significant as a birthday to throw a huge party.

Even agreeing with you, that only makes the day significant, the rest of the year is just like the rest of the previous year.

[mixchange]

What can you do when you're 20 that you can't do when you're 19?

FYI: 22-24, and 26-28 are also lame. I don't really see that improving anytime soon.

How can you guys claim any birthday in your 20s is lame??? My early 20's were the craziest times of my life, how could a birthday within that time ever fail? And Max you have a shit ton of money for a guy your age, failure should be impossible.

In your early twenties is cool because that's when you're in that time of partying that's so much more fun that than teen/high school partying. Shit's crazier, chicks are hotter, etc. Mid twenties to 27 is cool because you're like that cool veteran guy that's still not too old for a hot 17 year-old to want to bang you. Plus you know all the stuff you never knew before and are not too old to make use of it.

Turning 28 sucks because you're instantly 30 in everyone's eyes.

I am 25 and everything up to this is 100% accurate
now you are depressing me with this 28 shit because i turn 26 this year