I am 15% White Trash.

You, my friend, have class. You are so not white trash. You are more than likely Democrat, and your place is neat, and there is a good chance you may never drink wine from a box.

How do they define "place is neat"? I can see the floor no problem, but there ain't a table or desktop or w/e in my place that isn't a mess.

From what little I know about the US party system I probably would be a democrat, not 100% sure since we have a different system.

The last time I drank wine to a meal it was from a bottle, but I've drank wine from a box before for sure. Alcohol is more expensive here, that may or may not be an excuse. I'm not a big wine drinker anyway, so the cheap stuff is fine by me.