A - Looks to me like Colombian drug lord villa. If it's Southern California, I could rethink it, but I really dislike the house style and not knowing the face of the girl. The climate is very nice though, but I'm not sure how much that matters to me in this sort of scenario

B - If I could make optimal choices for myself, it would be this. All my life I've felt some of my biggest personal problems are that I'm not carefree, not a risk taker, too judgmental, and tend to avoid all things city oriented. So I should choose B, but I won't because I make bad decisions

C - Chick is A++ but it just looks too foreign, but I'm not sure if it matters. I don't know how much I would appreciate the European culture this represents. It's not that I think I wouldn't, but that I have no frame of reference

D - Even more pronounced than C, but not a fan of the scooter, and have zero idea of the character of that kind of girl. Also doesn't look too much like my type, but that never ends up mattering

E - Very tough one to pick against, but looks a little too isolated for my tastes and makes me think too much of The Shining

F - This is my pick. Born and raised on Westerns, BBQ, and the idea of owning your own land. Plus, hot Asian playing cowboy is kind of a deal maker. Cornfed salt o the earth hillbillyism isn't hot, but a hint of it is

Can't believe I agree with spoon. I guess it makes sense though since we were probably raised on similar cultural ideals