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    Default THE ULTIMATE TRIP REPORT THREAD

    cliff notes at bottom

    ok so there are going to be a lot of FTRers meeting each other this week so I figured there's going to be a lot of ballin' stories that we could share. Gabe was just in cleveland for a few days and swiggidy stopped up the other night. Starting from the beginning and doing my best to remember stuff...

    Sunday night:

    I pick gabe's ass up at the airport, get home around 1am or so. We stumble on a soccer channel which ended up being on nearly 24/7. We drink and go to sleep around 5:30 i think.

    Monday:

    I see gabe as he wakes up from the couch. He IMMEDIATELY reaches his arm over and gets his newcastle from the night before. He downs a bit and I ask if it's good as I'm laughing hysterically. He gets this great big smile on his face and says 'it's delicious'. ballin'

    We get some mexican then chill by the pool because it was the hottest day of the year so far. we go over my mom's at 6 for a once-a-year type gettogether that just happened to be while gabe was over, so we were there for 5 hours or so. family, friends, food, beer, shooting pool, etc. good times.

    get home and go to sleep before 12.

    Tuesday:

    chill for a bit. get habachi from japanese place. chill some more. start drinking. brother-in-law and sister unexpectedly give me a call and stop over. sister and niece take off, swiggidy arrives a bit later. friends never call back. gabe drinks frangelico and apple with the occasional beer while me, swig, and the other eric nearly finish off a jug of crown. The 1.75L jug not the 1.0L bottle. hilarity ensues and i think the night ends around 3-4am.

    Wednesday:

    good god i had an epic headache. I was being really grumpy and probably a really bad host. We all go back to the mexican place and i feel so shitty on the drive over. swig drove because his car was a 4-door and i got the back. I started getting motion sickness or something b/c of the hangover and since the car was manual transmission, and when we finally get to the parking lot i yell at adam to stop the car then i opened the door and started hurling. Probably a solid 4-6 heaves, but the only thing that came out was water. i do vaguely recall the 2 idiots in the front seat laughing hysterically. we eat go to pool swig leaves later, i take gabe to the airport after we get japanese at night, the end.

    i havnt backed, leaving for flight in 8 hours, need to sleep, dont know where my hotel room is, i dont have any clean clothes, and i dont want to pack. I do have a sick watch though that I just bought. and we're going to vegassssssssssssssssssssssssssss now!



    cliff notes: chilled with gabe for the weekend. met swiggidy who was really cool as i had hoped. my lack of preparation for the vegas trip is mind-numbing at best.


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    We need better stories than "we drank and had fun"

    Also, did Swigg have alcohol all over his shirt?


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    wtf you're not there yet? i thought you were getting in tonight, that's what you told me on AIM! bryce prob doesn't have a room.

    edit: never mind I just called him, his flight got delayed so he's not getting to Vegas until tomorrow morning anyway, so fortunately he's not gonna be pissed at us.
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    My Story: I FT bubbled the $30+3 that started at 11PM EST on Stars. Kill me now. P.S. I was drunk and still am
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    There is a really gay pic of the 3 of us. Gabe will have to post it.

    Shortly after I got there we played 4 handed poker. Lukie was already drunk on my left, gabe on my right. $10 buy-in which caused a problem because Gabe and Lukie didn't have anything smaller than a $50. Balla. Every time I bet Gabe called my hand (I was playing pretty nitty since I only came with $20). Drunk Lukie and his friend would both still call.

    We played dealer's choice. Eric Sr. had some crazy games, 5T low hole, where 5s, Ts and your low hole card are wild. Basically you need 5 As to win. We experimented with a draw Omaha where you could draw up to 2 cards pre.

    I was drinking crown on the rocks so memories get very blurry/non-existant after that. There's also a video of me drinking Georgia moon corn whiskey out of the Mason jar (none on my shirt), with good commentary from Gabe. I guess I was too drunk to convince them to try it.

    We were throwing a frisbee at 3am in the parking lot. Gabe's pretty decent, I taught him a couple throws. Next thing I know I open my eyes and It's morning and I'm on the couch.

    I had a great time. Gabe and Lukie were exactly what I expected, except Gabe has a southern accent. He also likes soccer waaaay too much. Lukie invited a girl over who was really cool. He then spent the whole time telling her how sweet his new watch was, and how good he is at poker.

    I wish I could go to Vegas with everyone.
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    We're all here, having fun, hanging out, getting drunk, blah blah blah. I have no time to post (and neither does anyone else) but we'll try to throw a huge update our tomorrow. Lots of good times......Bought a bunch of beer and took it to the room, tried to ride a roller coaster at a hotel down the street but it was closed so we'll go back later, we played poker and some people lost some people won, blah blah blah this report sucks and we'll try to do better tomorrow.



    P.S. Xianti and Tyson came and joined us and surprised us at the pool, so we'll be hanging with them the next few days....

    P.S.S. We have a lot of stories about Lukie being Lukie.


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    I think I'll stop reading this thread because I'm supposed to be there and since I'm not there and I'm working shitty days instead, it's depressing.

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    Good thing they still think you're back at home working and not in my bedroom, hehehehehe
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    X-man better get everyone high. That's the trip report I'm waiting for.
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    gabe says:

    we are walking away from pool, lukie opens huge can of fosters and it fizzes everywhere and on to some black girl girl. she is like WTF, lukie leans in and says sorry and accidently poors beer all in the girls purse. she got pissed and was ready to beat him up. she said a few things and lukie just tried to get out of there.

    lukie also passed out first tonight because he 5 drinks is tooooo much.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
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    People drink in vegas?!?!?!?!
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    UG here. We're having a great time, all of the people that I've met are pretty cool. The one and only Fnord is on his way here right now as well, so that'll make like ten or eleven guys that are here.

    I finally ran like poop in Vegas for once (my last two times here I've paid for my entire trip and then some). I had AA vs. KK all-in preflop and of course he spikes a K on the river, then two hands later I act like I'm on monkey tilt and 4-bet all-in, I have AK and dude calls with JJ and his hand holds. It'll go better later today or tomorrow, whenever I play again...

    Tonight I think we're getting a party bus and going around Vegas...Not sure where we're going but I'm sure it'll be fucking awesome.

    Below are some random pictures taken with stories...



    Gabe sleeps! Exciting! This was at like 6am. No stories behind this one he was probably just tired.



    Tyson, Me, Xianti, and IowaSkinsFan (Danny), we're at some fancy ass place in Mandalay Bay. We went up there to listen to a guy talk about a stock that is really cheap right now that should blow up (pm Trikflow77 if you want to hear about it, he works for this guy and has a lot of his own money tied up in the company, so does gabe, and soon I will too). Anyway, I called my wife b/c I'll probably never be in a fancier place in my entire life, it was crazy...Great times, though.



    This place was so damn fancy and we had five dudes with tennis shoes on. They weren't going to let us go into this place (we had to take a private elevator to get there), but the guy running our conference came down and figured out a way to get them in.



    Here are the twins, IowaSkinsFan (Danny) and Maximo (Max).



    Here's everyone's favorite person, Mr. Eric Luke. Lukie got drunk and played volleyball with a bunch of 12 year old girls in the pool. He was using perfect form on every shot and trying to stuff these girls, dude chill out you're playing against 12 year old girls! Lukie then gets shit canned and splashes a black chick with his beer when he opens it (we're outside of the pool area), then he goes to wipe it off and dumps beer in her purse! I'm not fucking kidding this chick wanted to beat Lukie's ass so bad, she was ready to knock him out but she realized who Lukie was rolling with (or realized how drunk he was) and thought better of it. I haven't seen Eric Luke today but I guess he played pool basketball and was dunking on little kids and talking smack, then he got hammered and now nobody knows where he's at (probably jail).

    LOL, great times.



    I took this picture last night, I'm pissed that it was so blurry.....this was out on the balcony of that fancy place inside Mandalay Bay. The view was ridiculous...

    Anyway, everyone I've met so far is cool as fuck, we've had great times...We've got a lot of FTR'ers out here. For those that didn't come, there's always next year, until then live vicariously through us.


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    Regardless of anything he's ever done in the past, talking shit to little kids and kicking their ass in pool volleyball/basketball is the funniest thing I've heard of in awhile and yes, I'm actually gonna say it...Lukie you are the man.
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    love the pics and updates! im so coming next time
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Regardless of anything he's ever done in the past, talking shit to little kids and kicking their ass in pool volleyball/basketball is the funniest thing I've heard of in awhile and yes, I'm actually gonna say it...Lukie you are the man.
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    oh man i was as awesome as lukie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Regardless of anything he's ever done in the past, talking shit to little kids and kicking their ass in pool volleyball/basketball is the funniest thing I've heard of in awhile and yes, I'm actually gonna say it...Lukie you are the man.
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    OMG Xianti and Tyson took us out tonight to a ballin' ass steakhouse, rented a hummer limo and then we went to the Spearmint Rino. It was fucking tight. I'd have pictures to post but I forgot my camera at the hotel DAMMIT.

    Fnord showed up and he's pretty tight yo, just like everyone else on the trip.

    UG


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    P.S. I like how this is the ULTIMATE trip report cuz like it's all about me yo




    going to play poker now wish me luck!


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    ohh yeah I forgot to post a funny Lukie story (if you hang out with him for a few hours you'll have about ten)

    Anyway, so there's this girl that Lukie is all about. He's been hanging out with her all day (I bet he paid her btw but not really), and anyway they do stuff and Lukie loses his clothes and blah blah and then he finds them and stuff. We go out tonight on the party bus and then Lukie comes back to our hotel and we don't know what heppens next (hopefully some loving becuase Lukie needs it). Anyway, he describes this girl to us while we're out tonight and he's like "Yo, this girl is really beautiful, nice face awesome boobs......but she kind of has a beer gut but whatevs!" and I lol'ed and the only reason I'm posting this is because Lukie is finally getting lucky and his girl has a beer gut lol


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    so Lukie and I left the strip club early. Lukie has no excuse but I'm married and that's no excuse but I personally just don't like strip clubs or the whole idea behind them (I can make another thread about my disdane for them later).

    Mcatdog (Mike) is just chilling in his room so I called him up and we're going to go donk around at NL200. Woot woot.


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    So fuck I'm broke again. I was on the button with 33 and UTG raised to $12 and there were three callers before me (both the blinds called too so it's s8even-way now). Flop comes 38K with two hearts, UTG leads out and gets one caller and then I put $100 in the pot (everyone has about $200 behind when the hand starts).....dude to my left that looks like Jeff Garcia of the TB Bucs pushes, everyone folds to me I instacall and he has like 97 hearts and then sucks out on me. Next hand I had like $55 behind and had an OESD and pushed and didn't hit so I suck at life and poker and whatever...



    Mcatdog wanted a shake so we went across the street to Burger King. Then we sat and played poker and I lost my ass.

    Good thing is I'm out here with a bunch of ballers that will stake me tomorrow and I'll be able to make it all back......Running like shit in Vegas = not fun.


    P.S. I just looked at the picture and man I look drunk. I wasn't really that bad but whatevs. Ohh yeah this really fat and ugly chick that took our pictures said I looked ugly in the first one (the one I'm not posting). Mcatdog made fun of me because I've now been harrassed for looking like I'm 17, looking ugly, etc...........good times.

    BTW the hat being tilted is me just being dumb.


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    Mcatdog, who's the little boy you picked up in that picture?
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Regardless of anything he's ever done in the past, talking shit to little kids and kicking their ass in pool volleyball/basketball is the funniest thing I've heard of in awhile and yes, I'm actually gonna say it...Lukie you are the man.
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    yo its boost. Rhino was cool. Fake titties are way cooler than I thought they would be. Holla.

    oh and for no aparent reason at all, on thursday our room smelled like vaporized fecal matter. Maids fixed it though, thats what it do.


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    this thread makes me hate myself
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    yah, my ex is picking me up in a few hours. I def had fun but I do kinda wish I could stay longer. I didnt get to hang out with some of my boys really, but for 2 1/2 days this was amazing. Next time I come Im gonna be robusto though.


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    ILL B DER NEXT TYME FELLAS
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    This thread has made my official goal for 2008 to get to (the US and then to) Vegas and hang out with some ballas!
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    its cold in this room, george chase and gabe are still asleep, my nipples are hard from the cold. Im gonna go meet up with bdawg holla.


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    GABE SAYS:

    vegas is so great. last night tyson and xman hooked the shit up with the dinner and the limo. they are two totally cool guys and im happy to be a part of their site (obv). after the rhino trik, sauce and i went to spot on top of mandala bay and chilled on this balcony that has the best view of the strip apparently. it was totally a baller place. when we got back around 2 or 3 we started playing poker and didnt stop until almost 9. we had some crazy dutch guys at our table but im too hungover to remember all the funny conversations.

    we have tons of pics and even a couple of videos (lukie giving a toast, everyone on top of mandala bay, swigg taking some corn whiskey to the face)


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    here are a bunch of pictures...


    BOC

    This is at the investing thing Chase (Trikflow) brought us to

    More clear picture of the view George wanted you guys to see

    In the stretch hummer

    Stretch Hummer from the outside
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    More in the hummer

    leaving the Rhino

    Fnord... after 50 billion hours of lapdances
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    Is that a bald spot starting on the Fnordster's head in the 3rd pick on max's first post?

    btw I still expect fnord to be rumsfeldt.
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    MCATDOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    I am soooooo there next year!!!!!! FNord and i can be the "old men" in the group (although I am probably older than he is)!!!!
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    ballin outta control in george's room woke 3 people up everyone is drunk AS FUCK except CATDOG b/c he's a nit gabe chase ben who are passed out cat just took my hat off my head and poored beer in it WTF?????????????? i'm so mad and it isnt even mine bout to go play some pokahhhhh and throw some diccccccccce girl is waiting for me and sending me horny ass texts what to do???? ha

    ballin

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    Lukie please hit it, i don't care if she's got a belly.
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    Here is the long awaited text message from Marissa:

    "I just came out of the shower thinking of your hard cock and rubbed my clit till i came."

    She is 18 yrs old by the way, but prob jailbait

    [/b]
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    Her father would be proud
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    Eric your flight is on monday at 1630 flt # 380
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Her father would be proud
    Haha


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    lol at girls texting that shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Here is the long awaited text message from Marissa:

    "I just came out of the shower thinking of your hard cock and rubbed my clit till i came."

    She is 18 yrs old by the way, but prob jailbait

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    Thread is useless w/o pics
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    Just got back this morning. I had a really great time for most of the trip. What I didn't enjoy isn't worth talking about on here, because Internet drama is stupid, anyway, thanks to everyone who set this get-together up. Thanks especially to Xianti, Tyson, and Eric for running this website in the first place, and for one of the best dinners I've ever had, the limo ride, and renting the room for the home game this morning.

    Yeah so the radmins rented out a conference room in the basement of the Flamingo last night and we had a home game in there with Brian's (Fnord's) chips. Brian is the man for keeping track of everyone's money when we easily had more than 2K on the table. When the game was over, everyone got within a buck or two of what they were owed. First we played a $25 donk-and-go, then a .50-1 cash game for a few hours, then they started another donk-and-go but I had to leave to go catch my plane so I'm not sure for how long they played after that. No one else has posted yet, so for all I know, they might still be playing.

    I'll post more details and pictures tonight but I've got work to do right now.
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    I am so not balla or whatever that word is. This trip sounds awesome.

    What's the opposite of balla? That's what I am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    Just got back this morning. I had a really great time for most of the trip. What I didn't enjoy isn't worth talking about on here, because Internet drama is stupid, anyway
    And yet, you have chosen to bring it up. I am intrigued, please tell me more...


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
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    this thread is useless without e-drama
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    More pics please I miss vegas already. X man post some stuff, I know you've been taking mad pics.
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    I'll post some pics and thoughts and stuff later. I just got home and I need to crash for a while. I got like 11 hours of sleep over the past 3 days.

    Every FTR Vegas trip seems to get better and bigger each time. Thanks to the guys that got the ball rolling on this trip. It was an awesome time!

    And I hate Queens and Deuces!!! So sick.
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    3 years, 2 months, im so there.
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    get a decent fake id and ur fine. im 18 and i went with no problem.
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    ahhh damn, just got home, what an awesome trip. I'll post more about it tomorrrow.

    also, people were posting stuff on my name when i wasn't around so take it fwiw. I don't really know what was posted but i'll find it later.

    thanks to everyone for a ballin time and special thanks to the radmins for the awesome dinner, limo ride, private poker game that i slept through, etc
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    Two Words: LAWN CHAIR

    Flopping the nuts at the hight of contempt and distrust between two players = priceless.
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    Here's some more details.

    Saturday: I'm not sure what everyone did during the day because I played 2-5 NL at the Bellagio for like 6 hours. I had lunch with Chase (Trikflow) because everyone else was still sleeping at 1:00. He is really cool.

    Most hilarious hand of the session: fish raises to $20 in early position at a full table, I make it $80 from the big blind, he calls. Flop is 45J rainbow, I think for a few seconds and throw out a Benjamin Franklin, he quickly makes it $200 more, and I of course go all-in for like $500 total. He insta-called with 77. live poker. I would have lost a lot of money on the trip if it weren't for that hand.

    I cashed out awhile later and called up George to see what was going on for dinner. He said they were at Blondie's at Planet Hollywood watching UFC. Bryce kept trying to convince me to take 3:1 odds on some fight, but I know nothing about UFC so I figured he just thought I was a prop bet fish. I think he made the bet with Tyson instead (and won obv). Here's a picture of our table.


    from left to right, Tyson, George, Bryce, natdang (occasional FTR poster), Jabu, Jabu's GF, Gabe, Chase, Eric.

    After that I was on my way back to the Bellagio but I ran into Gabe and some other guys who were going to the Flamingo poker room so I went there instead. Gabe, Ben (sauce123), Eric, and Xianti sat at a sick 2-5 NL table where a couple of like 5K pots took place. I'm sure one of them will write a trip report later but I only railed that table for like half an hour so I don't really know what happened. Instead I sat at an amazing 1-2 NL table. George's favorite Jeff Garcia look-alike was there, and he got stacked when some fish called a huge all-in overbet with a naked flush draw and beat his two pair. Afterwards he complained about what a terrible call the guy made. I thought George might enjoy that story, probably no one else cares though. I wish I could have sat at that table all night, but I wanted to get up early so I went to bed at 2.

    I got up on Sunday morning at 7, ate breakfast picked up a rental car and drove into Red Rock Canyon. Some people questioned why I was interested in anything other than drinking and gambling, but there's no way I'd be on vacation this close to a park this awesome and not go there at least once. It was so hot that all my food melted in my backpack and my neck is now the same color as a tomato, but it was totally worth it. Some pictures:


    picture of the mountain I went to the top of


    close to the base of it


    almost there, there wasn't really a trail close to the top, you had to climb over a lot of rocks


    view of Las Vegas from the summit, this was amazing, picture isn't that great because of the sun


    looking the other direction from the summit, not a lot going on in most of Nevada


    some other guys got to the top while I was sitting up there demolishing a 6-pack of bottled water and enjoying the view, so I had them take a picture of me

    Got back to the Flamingo at about 3 and crashed for a few hours, then I had a ballin' all-you-can-eat sushi dinner at the Rio with Bryce and Eric. i'm usually scared of all-you-can-eat because the quality of the food is usually mediocre but this place was really good. They were out of toro though, so rigged. Went back to the Flamingo and played in the home game basically until I left for the airport at 4 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    Most hilarious hand of the session: fish raises to $20 in early position at a full table, I make it $80 from the big blind, he calls. Flop is 45J rainbow, I think for a few seconds and throw out a Benjamin Franklin, he quickly makes it $200 more, and I of course go all-in for like $500 total. He insta-called with 77. live poker. I would have lost a lot of money on the trip if it weren't for that hand.
    Pfffttt... you are clearly bluffing or overplaying 5x or 4x often enough to felt the 7s.
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    Not to derail this thread, but hey Fnord, this made me think of you...

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    camera just ran out of batteries so i have no way of uploading the rest w/ the videos
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    i dont think im gonna write a real trip report. i just hung out, drank alot and played some poker. at the FTR private .5/1 game i lost about $700 and was down like $1500 overall at poker during this trip but just today i got back to even. i made good reads during the FTR game which i was proud of but since i also donked off alot maybe they were terrible/lucky calls.

    i cant wait to go next year just so i can return to THE RHINO. we didnt spend alot of time there but woooooooow. another thing im looking forward to next year is hopefully pulling a 24hr poker session with ben and chase (we just got our feet wet this year guys!)



    again, props to the ftr admins for hooking it up.

    the admins might deny this but they have THEIR OWN PRIVATE FORUM. i got them to admit this to me.

    i see no reason why this trip wont become a re-occurring thing for years to come. i say this because i thought everyone was cool enough that i would hang out with them again (except lukie, seriously....stay tuned for the full thread)

    i only had to use the fake ID 2-3 times during the whole trip and i drank or played poker everyday.

    the flamingo was an alright hotel. i guess it was alot less than the others or something but nothing was wrong with it. the only thing we did in there was sleep every now and then.

    twice i played poker through the night. once from 1am to 9am and once from 12am to 10am. this probably sounds not interesting but it seemed cool at the time.

    while donking around at 1/2 300 max flamingo today i made this big bluff on a JJ6J board, old nit opponent said "you want to chop?" and i was like "haha chop haha" then i did my best bluff face (see picture from PCA if you are curious about this) and after 5 minutes someone else on table was like "hey kid he asked you if you wanted to chop!" i didnt realize this and was waiting for the old man the whole time. i was like nah i dont chop thats not BOC and he folded. then i became the table joke for not knowing what was going on or something.

    its really fun to play with alot of these old nits / vegas regulars who arent too good and beat them with shitty hands, all the while have them thinking they actually are better.

    probably hung out in the most baller place of my life a couple times on top of mandala bay. word is it costs $6k or some shit for a membership there per month and you can get a few guests...guess i was lucky

    at 1/2 300 max, lukie open raised to 8, i made it 25 with J5o, he calls. flop a63, he checks i bet he raises to 100 (stacks are 300), i call, turn is 6, he checks i push he folds a3 face up, i show jack high and skeet on his face.

    fun hand from ftr private game... someone raises, i call with Jc8c, fnord calls in position, blinds fold... raiser bets the TxTc6c flop, i raise, fnord cold calls and better folds.. turn is a blank, i check call fnords push with Ks5s for the absolute king high bullshit hand and i lose.

    bla bla bla
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    This thread delivers. More please.
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    So did Lukie bag the beer gut?
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    yea, thats pretty much all he did...we didnt hang out with him too much (he left the most famous stripclub in the world EARLY, he didnt even play the FTR private cash game after a room was rented for it, and we couldnt even run the prop bets on the girls real age because he wouldnt card her)
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    I hope he double-bagged it.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    I assume that girl to the right of Boost is Emma???
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    red rock canyon is cool but the real park near vegas worth driving for is Fire Valley, that is an utter alien landscape. I take a nature day when I go to vegas just to see it and of course everyone thinks I'm nuts too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i see no reason why this trip wont become a re-occurring thing for years to come.
    i hope so, maybe i can afford a vegas trip in 10 years or so
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    Quote Originally Posted by mixchange
    red rock canyon is cool but the real park near vegas worth driving for is Fire Valley, that is an utter alien landscape. I take a nature day when I go to vegas just to see it and of course everyone thinks I'm nuts too...
    TY for the info, will go there next time I'm in Vegas. Do you rock climb at all? There were some sweet looking cliffs in Red Rock and it looks like there are some great ones in Fire Valley too. I would've much rather climbed that than just hiked but I was by myself and my hands were too sweaty from the heat to hold onto the rock anyway.
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    My gf has climbed at Red Rocks and she thought it was awesome. (That's the only way I'll ever get her to Vegas, if climbing's involved.) Middle of the summer is obviously not the greatest time to go though.
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    The trip sounds ridiculously baller. I gotta make it a plan to go next year.
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    yeah i woke up today at like 430. I will write some sort of trip report, but dont expect it to be very good, with all the drinking its hard to remember what went on. Pretty sick trip though, it def needs to be an anual thing. Thanks to all the guys that came out.

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