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    Default Um, go Ivey? {spoilers within}

    There a reason we don't have a thread about the November 9 here?
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    cuz ivey is gunna win!
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    Lets all laugh at Darvin moons fold IMO
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    ivey ivey iveeeeeeeeeeey
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    I donked out of the 1% of ivey document on ftp
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Because nobody gives a shit because having the final table months later is stupid and retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Because nobody gives a shit because having the final table months later is stupid and retarded.
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    I'd love it if the Moonman takes it home. Great story.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    I'd lol if moonfag takes it home. He looks baked out of his mind all the fucking time. Cada wins this in under an hour imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Because nobody gives a shit because having the final table months later is stupid and retarded.
    This.

    I think they will keep doing this until one of the November 9 dies while waiting for the final table to start. Or one of them has a wife in labor the night its supposed to be taped.

    I think they should wait 1 week tops if they are going to wait at all. I mean for krikey sakes.. they are so worried about the ratings for the airing of the episodes leading up the FT.
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    ya.. what exactly is the reasoning? Is it just that way more people are sitting in front of the TV in November compared to the summer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    ya.. what exactly is the reasoning? Is it just that way more people are sitting in front of the TV in November compared to the summer?
    I thought it was so that all the players that made the final table have time to get sponsorships.
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    It's time for them to edit and air the episodes leading up to the final table
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    so when does it start then? (Yeah, I know in November before any smart comments).
    Normski
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    so when does it start then? (Yeah, I know in November before any smart comments).
    2010
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    I thought i heard tuesday?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark
    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    so when does it start then? (Yeah, I know in November before any smart comments).
    2010
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I thought i heard tuesday?
    I think it starts today and airs tomorrow night on ESPN.
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    The final table is already down to the final two who head off tonight at 10PM. ESPN broadcasts start tomorrow AFAIK.


    ***SPOILER ALERT**** Select text to read...
    Ivey went out in 7th
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    i dont need spoilers, IVEY GUNNA WIN
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    spoiled the whole thing unintentionally.
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    THANX FOR THE SPOILERS!!!!
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    Extremophile's post is awesome haha.
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    you are welcome! you can follow the rest on wsop.com

    edit: I am sorry I didn't mean to spoil anything and haven't read the whole thread. such kind of a thread always has the potential to be spoiled
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extremophile
    you are welcome! you can follow the rest on wsop.com
    hahaha
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    How do you click on a thread that says "Um, go Ivey?" and expect not to have the WSOP spoiled?
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    I'm going to go out of my way to spoil anything and everything now and just say "HOW COULD YOU NOT EXPECT IT TO BE SPOILED" cuz clearly thats justification.
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    Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    I'm going to go out of my way to spoil anything and everything now and just say "HOW COULD YOU NOT EXPECT IT TO BE SPOILED" cuz clearly thats justification.
    I am really sorry man, I didn't mean to spoil it. I'm a dumbass or whatever you say...
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    Ok I just scrolled down here really really quickly and saw no links.

    Does anyone have links to the final table coverage? I'm even afraid to google it... I really don't want to know anything before I see it. Especially not who won.

    OP, could you please put "SPOILER = WORLD OF PAIN" in the thread title.
    I've got a lot of free time, and I'll be happy to enforce this.

    Extremophile, if you posted spoilers - make use of the edit button please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    I'm going to go out of my way to spoil anything and everything now and just say "HOW COULD YOU NOT EXPECT IT TO BE SPOILED" cuz clearly thats justification.
    Wait, so what was the point of this thread in your mind, then? To speculate about shit that's already happened?
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    lol at reading a thread that's clearly about the WSOP ME and being surprised/mad/whatever that there are spoilers within

    i mean common sense would say steer clear of this thread until you watch it tomorrow night

    edit: not to mention you're on a poker forum
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    Seriously. Why would you even go into this thread if you didn't want to know anything about the final table?

    If there was a thread about a movie that I didn't watch...I'm not going to read the thread at all.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Spoiler Free Content: I can't believe that guy did that thing with the thing.
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    Anywho, now that we have the necessary "spoilers within" aka the "we talk about what has already happened on the final table" written in the title...

    MOONMAN! ...though it sucks Cada is going to win and have an unbreakable record for being the youngest to win the ME.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Spoiler Free Content: I can't believe that guy did that thing with the thing.
    You mean Morpheus? Yeah man, that shit was intense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.
    The ship sinks.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Here's a spoiler

    YOU WILL DIE ALONE
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Here's a spoiler

    YOU WILL DIE ALONE
    Live together, or die alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Here's a spoiler

    YOU WILL DIE ALONE
    OR ON A FERRY FULL OF FILIPINOS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Here's a spoiler

    YOU WILL DIE ALONE
    OR ON A FAIRY FULL OF FILIPINOS.
    Is this a scene from your auto-biographical gay porno?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Is this a scene from your auto-biographical gay porno?
    No, in that, we spend most of our time in the Pittsburgh Steelers locker room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Is this a scene from your auto-biographical gay porno?
    No, in that, we spend most of our time in the Pittsburgh Steelers locker room.
    Which makes you a Steelers fan! I have respect for you now.
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    seeing thar darvin moon has a jamie gold stack i see it hard for anybody to beat him. phil ivey is a great player but he has a puny lil stack and i dont see him making it better than 6th
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.
    The ship sinks.
    You mean Snape killed Dumbledore? Wat
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.
    you bastard. you utter bastard.

    I always wondered how he could be so Diehard, and all along he was already dead. thanks. thanks for nothing.
    Normski
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.
    you bastard. you utter bastard.

    I always wondered how he could be so Diehard, and all along he was already dead. thanks. thanks for nothing.
    Nice try, but if you haven't seen Die Hard multiple times at your age, you best just turn in your man card and meet up with Benny and 'Rilla in the Steelers' Locker Room for some unpleasant anal action.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Nice try, but if you haven't seen Die Hard multiple times at your age, you best just turn in your man card and meet up with Benny and 'Rilla in the Steelers' Locker Room for some unpleasant anal action.
    I've probably seen Die Hard over 100 times. Some people watch Charlie Brown or Rudolph with their families at Christimas. I watch Die Hard and Die Hard II.

    So, I guess what I'm saying is, there's no reverse correlation between Die Hard and the Ultimate Black & Gold Locker Room Soirée.
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    underpairs ftw
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    Ok, this is seriously retarded.
    They delay the final table for months, and when it happens there is no coverage. Has it even aired yet?
    There is nothing online.
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    it was on espn tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar
    Ok, this is seriously retarded.
    They delay the final table for months, and when it happens there is no coverage. Has it even aired yet?
    There is nothing online.
    It's airing right now where I am.

    All you need to know is everybody is getting Mooned.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Um, wow, SO many suckouts. That kid was destined to win I guess. Well, with him as an inspiration, we should have a big online influx of idiotic fish for the next couple months.
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    All you need to know is everybody is getting Mooned.
    Until Bruce Willis showed up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    Um, wow, SO many suckouts.
    for realz. i got bored after schulmun was out because it just got way too ridiculous.
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    I just saw it...
    I have no freaking clue how Moon made it to the final table... that must have been a million to one shot. But I think it's really good for poker to have a guy like that on the final table.
    He made Gold look like a savant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    Well, with him as an inspiration, we should have a big online influx of idiotic fish for the next couple months.
    you think? From my FB earlier today, lol



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    if my wife ever said "poo poo" to something or wouldn't let me do something i wanted there would be heck to pay!

    but he's pretty good i bet one time he cashed ina $60 tournament.
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    "I love to play and Im pretty good at it"

    which leads to

    "i used to play at pokerstars, but I only like to play for real money not play money"


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    Def. not worth your time to play in a game vs. "drunk and horrible" players
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG


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    hahahaha.. there is hope for online poker after all!
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.

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