Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.
you bastard. you utter bastard.

I always wondered how he could be so Diehard, and all along he was already dead. thanks. thanks for nothing.
Nice try, but if you haven't seen Die Hard multiple times at your age, you best just turn in your man card and meet up with Benny and 'Rilla in the Steelers' Locker Room for some unpleasant anal action.